Thanks mod for un-banning me after 3 days

thanks mod for un-banning me after 3 days.

Have this random webm to celebrate

That's a really small penis. And my penis is really small.

I always feel a little better when i see a pornstar with a smaller dick than me

I think it's hot.

>don't appreciate just how wet shes got the dick and knowing how amazing that would feel
>appraise the dick instead

Guys, time to come out

>not showing pussy
>not showing boobs
It's literally pointless porn.

>appreciating dicks
bit gay mate

oops. pls delete it was an honest mistake. pls don't ban my MAC again.

> they can't stop the mexican shitposting

Will the mods ever recover?

>el mexicANO

satan trips

WTF HOW CANS SOMEONE WITH A TINY DICK GET A CUTE GF???

>gf
He was himself all along. Told you to be yourself.

You deserve another, faggot

By learning how to write proper English Joselito

Go porn!! Make the dick wet and insert it to the other wet place!

sauce me before you get banned mexico

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How the fuck can a penis be so fabby when the girl is sucking it and even giving the look of love?

You have more replies to Alfonso in a day than meals in a week.

I've fucking lost it lads. Is this supposed to be erotic, because my penis is literally softer than a pillow. I've only been able to jerk it to 2D images for the past month now. This just unironically looks disgusting.

Obviously it wouldn't feel that great, since the faggot isn't even hard

yes, 25+. a measure of how flagrant a shitposter alfonso is

It's because the dude's dick is small, if it was bigger you'd be hard

Are you already fapping on /d/ and beyond? If not, there's still hope for you.

@78958331
Cool muslim flag.

>tiny white dick

C'mon Mexico

>not posting a BLACKED webm for maximum (You)s

wtf the guy is like 15 years old. How is it legal in Mexico?

Is it like that story with the famous model who fugged a dog, or is it common?

>dick moving
>condom not moving
kek, every time

guys you need to stop watching so much porn. thats a good average size dick. decent girth too

>t. dicklet
Average in Britain maybe

it's apparently a shit blowjob though since he's flaccid.

>hot girl sucking a small, ugly cock.

Moar

the ABSOLUTE loco

That's German amateur porn. The guy's a fucking legend around here.

literally me

Legend? WHAAAAT

His name is Jan. She's QueenParis.

d-delet this

Well, how much porn pussy would you get if you looked like him?

a lot?

a friend of mine in high school looked like her
i think she may have liked me but i didn't do anything to approach her
i am full of regrets