Character does something embarrassing

>character does something embarrassing
>have to pause it and pace around the room

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IKTF

name 5 films i've done this

I don't even pace that long, it's just a few steps. I don't know what it accomplishes.

I usually stop watching.
3 days without fapping

>flick about OP
>can't even finish it because I have to pace around the room every two seconds

> characters kiss for the first time
> OK it's time to dress up and go buy some cigarettes otherwise you'll have to stay in your room all alone

Jesus, you too?

I thought I was the only one.

>tfw the only reason to walk outside is to buy cigarettes

i pause and go browse Sup Forums or something

then i unpause and have to pause again because it still embarrassing

how I'm supposed to finish watching things?

>character has an intimate or tender moment with another human being
>get up and go to the bathroom so parents won't see me crying

Why do we keep watching movies like this if they are so uncomfortable? Is it a sort of masochism?

>character has sex
>think about that time I had sex
lol just kidding

Ah, yes. This feel. I still haven't seen that part in the Sopranos where Tony meets Meadow's black/Jewish boyfriend. It's just too awkward. I pause and start breathing heavily and end up fast forwarding while closing my eyes. I know it was something racist though obviously.

I can only ever watch one or two episodes of Nathan For You at a time because of how awkward it gets.

Are you a nigger

what did you think of the urine episode?

...

It's honestly probably my favourite episode of the show but I was rewatching it recently and I just can't watch every single episode in one sitting.
The third season is the worst offender of awkwardness but I love it.

This that girl people keep posting? Didnt know she was lewd

I do this too... wtf is there some scientific explanation?

I never liked that guy, not because he turned out to be an asshole at the end, but because he looked way too "dorky". I think he even wore socks with sandals.
And I always thought, why did Meadow go out with him in the first place? Of course, making her dad mad was a part of it, but she should have had a great deal of enthusiasm just to go on that alone.

Empathy

autism

I do this too. But almost always the reactions are underwhelming.

Ali: Fear Eats The Soul
The Foot Fist Way
Margot At The Wedding
Taxi Driver
The Comedy

I watched all of Peep Show in two minute bursts because of this. Still enjoyed it immensely

No. Not White either though.

The porno scene with Cybil Shephard is GOAT pace-around-the-room kino.

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>drag friends over to watch old movie you heard good things about
>turns out to not even be flick-tier

she's a camwhore

I can't watch The Office because of this. Well that and the fact the The Office is shit.

Bro I would hug you so hard right now I I were there

rooney was an oasis of cute among cringe
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Any girl whose kinda pretty

Have to jack off my boner

So I go into bathroom

I always breathe heavy and the floor shakes

Parents look at me

What a great idea.

I usually just turn it off and do something else.

>taxi driver
I actually stopped the movie and didn't finish it for two months when that happened

You have any suggestions for anything good with Cybil Shepherd, user?

Wow, not cool. Autism is a serious condition.

>Do I look stupid to you?
>Don't asnwer that

>it's a musical episode
NOPE. Can't deal with actors earnestly singing and emoting on that level. I feel so embarrassed for them.

>character must do something stupid or embarrassing
>I Feel Good starts playing

>Main Character does something awkward
>Female lead flirtingly berates them
>Supporting characters laugh supportingly
>Every character continues with their lives and Mc gets laid

this. Sometimes it takes days to get through.

I usually jump a minute or two when I feel like there's something embarrassing about to happen

Because you're a damaged millennial deathly afraid of sincerity.

>character is about to say something cringe
>puts fingers in ears

im a rare millenial that actually has sincere opinions and doesnt care if people call me a pleb for genuinely liking things.

will be tuning into game of thrones and better call saul when they premiere ;)

>main character does something awkward
>it comes back to haunt him when he least expects it

wouldn't flies get attracted by the cheetos

>eating snacks

Eating something you like would trick your brain into thinking the movie is better than it is

>MC goes to take a big sweaty shit
>he doesn't pee first then flush, because if the poo poo mixes with the pee pee he flies off the handle and stomps around the house slapping himself

why is hollywood so out of touch?

It's called "Fremdschämen" OP.

And that's why I drink.

>enjoying alcohol

sure

This also applies to a lot of stories that I like, but can only read in 30 second intervals.

>alcohol

Autism

That kind of wording would imply alcohol

I stopped watching TV show because I always ended facepalming the whole time in embarrassment.

>Any 2 Characters do anything that even remotely suggests they love each other.
>Turn off movie and drink until I pass out

> Gentle giant, robot or alien character does sacrifices himself to save the little boy at the end
>Orchestral score swells as it closes its eyes while smiling and saying it's all going to be ok
Why don't I have any friends g-guys?

>im a rare millenial that actually....
Said every single special snowflake millennial

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why I can't watch the Jetsons.

Every episode, George would fuck up and wait for the hammer to fall. It was too frustrating to watch.

This. For me it's the repetition.

Meaning that I have to pause and start to think, or just feel like "again, really? how many scenes like this I watched trough my life?"

It's like when a plane is falling with the MC. You know that shit will rise in the last sec. This shit never add something to the plot, your life, it's not entertainment, just the same ol again and again

And people love it

I'm afraid pausing a flick and pacing is a symptom of terminal autism. Really hope you spergs are larping.

why is this pepe covered in cum

>not enjoying alcohol

>forcing yourself to enjoy something that's poison to your body

>he isn't immune to drugs

come on dude, i'm russian.
if you don't enjoy the 'taste', you can at least enjoy the effect.

I'm not larping, I just get too anxious. My father does it too; he had to leave the room during the rape/murder scene in Frenzy.

rape/murder, so embarrassing.

i forgot her fucking name help

Well, the face she makes is.

>character experiences innocent young love
>punch a pillow and turn it off

Wish I was kidding

What if you're in a theater?

Bathrooms exist for a reason user

pace up and down the aisles while covering my ears with my hands

>tfw couldn't finish Lars and the Real Girl

iktf

Why not do it in your bedroom you mongoloid?

Where is this fucking thread? I want to read the twitter exchange.

>character has a daughter
>turn off movie