When Sup Forums is all about shitting over other countries but you live in glorious Iceland...

>When Sup Forums is all about shitting over other countries but you live in glorious Iceland, a perfect land of flawless people and are thus invulnerable to such insults

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_purism_in_Icelandic
bbc.com/pidgin
nordic.businessinsider.com/icelandic-is-at-risk-of-becoming-an-extinct-language-2017-4/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Passport_Union
icelandreview.com/news/2015/07/06/new-study-icelanders-more-anglo-saxon-nordic
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Have you met Bjork?

No

Iceland is just a pending member of the US.

You're asking to be bullied, Iceland

nice proxy

Did you see any elves today? When is Ragnarok? I want to be prepared.

Too many wh*tes

I have around 1.5 years until I get my master's degree...Then I hope to immigrate to Iceland. I have been planing this for 1 year now, and am serious.

Ef ég væri að nota proxy þá myndi ég ekki tala fullkomna Íslensku.

Didn't your entire country went bankrupt because your president or leader literary sold it?

0/10, USA literally has 10 years of relevance left max, BRICS is more economically and militarily powerful and China alone will have a larger economy within 10 years according to both IMF and your own Goldman-Sachs. The EU is also a larger economy. The US collapse has already begun, especially in terms of international respect, via Trump. The denial of these facts by Americans is both laughable and pathetic. You cannot even handle North Korea.

Try again.

Is it true inbreeding is a serious problem in Iceland?

I want to be Icelandic

ejyafallajökuul

>Trying to banter a literal higher evolved being about genetics

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16002593

nature.com/scitable/blog/viruses101/hiv_resistant_mutation

Nice try Joao stay vulnerable to diseases such as sickle cell syndrome and AIDS

Isn't the icelandic language dying out and being replaced by english?

yes they've been importing my semen for the last twenty-three years so it's starting to become a major issue in the current generation

they're all going to just be me in a couple generations

more like liceland

Icelandic can't die because of en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_purism_in_Icelandic

Next

Please let me be Icelandic

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literally hebrew-tier larping

I don't believe you

>I surrender to entropy.

bbc.com/pidgin

>Icelandic tourist industry: COME TO ICELAND
>people actually come
>a lot
>Iceland: pls stop coming to Iceland thx

Ragnarök will come when the sun is swallowed up. The Elves are not known to reside in my part of Iceland.

>Informate me

The replacement of loanwords won't stop people from just speaking the actual foreign language.
nordic.businessinsider.com/icelandic-is-at-risk-of-becoming-an-extinct-language-2017-4/
>"Preliminary studies suggest children at their first-language acquisition are increasingly not exposed to enough Icelandic to foster a strong base for later years,"
>“Teachers are already sensing a change among students in the scope of their Icelandic vocabulary and reading comprehension,” notes Bjarnason.Teachers are even hearing English being spoken among students, according to a local teacher.

It's only sensationalist teachers whining, kids do it until around 16 max, no grown adult would ever be caught speaking amongst their friends, it is a sign of immaturity and quite shameful, in fact it is customary to apologise for the use of foreign words, it's called "að sletta" or "to spill/splash". When kids go into the labour market they are forced to clean up their Icelandic or be considered idiots. Again, try again. Ya Spanish speaking cuck

>mfw 1% unemployment in this country
>mfw still hate tourists and other foreigners tho

I wish I was and Icelander

Still gonna move there

No more foreigners, especially Americans.

Well, let's see in 20 years if your little language can survive globalization.

Try and stop me, pal

Ok, done 1140 years so far..

Are you an engineer? Cause unless you're highly skilled there's no chance they'll let you live and work there.

Gonna dig a moat around the island

I have a Computer Science degree so I dunno. Honestly I just want to live in a Nordic cunt

>it is literally illegal to watch porn in iceland
not so niceland after all

I swim pretty well

It isn't, but I am sure that you can come up with something truthful instead

Denmark may become a colony of Iceland any time :^)

Iceland is pretty small in terms of population so finding work there as a foreigner is difficult. Although if you were to become a citizen of another nordic country you could move there without much trouble.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Passport_Union

How's Denmark? I know the least about it

for some reason i thought it was

any way give us back our cod you snowkike

Boring and sleepy compared to the other nordic countries, but still a safe place to live.

Boring is fine by me I guess. I've ruled out Sweden because of the immigration crisis and I've kinda ruled out Finland because Finnish seems so much harder to learn.

would you say it's hygge?

icelandreview.com/news/2015/07/06/new-study-icelanders-more-anglo-saxon-nordic
wtf i love iceland now

Quarashi is one of my favorites group/bands, is it popular there?

it's pure hygge

hygge

Oh yes, they are very popular here, all their shows sell out, my fav song is Mr Jinx

Yeah, thats the first song I knew about them, and I never stopped listening to them since then.

They are working on a new album, with Hossi returning. It will be sick, I know it.

I'm #hype for the album as well :)

I'll build a pretty big bridge, just for you.

Your country let in one African immigrant. Within 2 weeks, he had sex with at least 22 Icelandic women and infected all of them with HIV

>High Icelandic" or "Hyper-Icelandic" (Háíslenska or Háfrónska) is a minor movement of ultrapurism, since 2004 headed by Pétur Þorsteinsson. It was started by Jozef Braekmans of Lier, Belgium, alias "Timbur-Helgi Hermannsson" (Timbur-Helgi "carpenter-saint" being his loan-translation of Joseph), around 1992, aimed at removing loan words from the modern Icelandic language. The project has received some media attention in the early 2000s, but it has no official status in Iceland. The language was named after hognorsk ("High Norwegian"), a traditional form of Nynorsk. The second element frónska is derived from frón, the poetic name of Iceland, which was one of the names of the Earth in the Prose Edda. Braekmans also created a lot of symbolism around the language, including the "Thor's country flag.

What the fuck? I love Frón now

Iceland is a place where heaven exsists

money laundering shithole, and self-righteous at this
muh "our bankers deceived us!", "take them down"

fuck, you made your living on this for decades.

The money is ours by right of conquest

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