Ocean's 8

MEN BTFO

suck it nerds

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8 bitches on a subway sounds like a terrible movie

>Alimony wasn't enough, tune in for Ocean's 8 as these bad bitches pull off the biggest heist against the patriarchy yet!

women are not interesting enough to carry a movie by themselves

Ocean's 9
Ocean's 10

Yeah I get it.

It makes more sense for women to be scammers,
so i don't see the problem here.

you're telling me this girl isn't interesting enough?

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>women working as a team

Why only 8?

They couldn't find 11?

>literally anything with Sandra Bullock
>ever
even terrible as the easiest character on George Lopez, on WEED maaaan

>sheltered rich non-black feminists pretending to be hard nigga gangstas
I hate this trope

>one of the acrtresses is actually named Awkwafina

The fuck?

plot: they marry some rich dudes, get knocked up and then sue for alimoney. one of them portrays brandons wife before he JUSTed

Anne Hathaway a qt. The whole of the cast is pretty good too.

I don't.

I want to be her stallion

is this gonna be normies' next big thing? like amy schumer or lena dunham?

es a trilogy holmes

*ai yai yai*

she needs to be shot from a cannon directly into the wtc before the plane hits

Imagine being at some gala red carpet premiere event and she's all dressed up and bringing you along as a date and during all the photo posing she leans over to you and says "I have to go" and then just pulls her expensive dress up to her waist and motions you to kneel in front of her and slowly positions to squat over your mouth, letting little bursts of piss escape her as she's doing this since she's really excited to go.
Then she blasts piss into your mouth and you have to guzzle it down fast so it doesn't splash and spill over your clothes so you end up gulping it down barely faster than she's pissing it out. After a couple of minutes of this she just makes a couple of wiping motions over your face to clean herself up and lowers the dress and continues smiling and posing like nothing happened.

>suck it nerds

jesus christ i have never cringed this hard

lol, i assumed awkwafina was black

somebody once told me some random fact about Adam Goldberg as I was lurking a Hathaway thread and I've not unseen it since

>no shitting

19 year old Hathaway is enticing my reproduction urges

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>gender flipped ghostbusters was a colossal failure
>let's make a gender flipped ocean's 11

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But I haven't seen the first 7

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>so did you get past the guard?
>well i got *him* so... ;)
>oohh trish your such a slut xoxoxo

women lmao

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They couldn't even find 8

keep posting

fugggg :D

her manager is a top tier agent, pretty much confirmed Illuminati

she had a show on verizon's online shill channel as well called TAWK

>go90 is an American streaming service owned by Verizon that offers a selection of TV shows, movies, clips, and other streaming media

variety.com/2016/digital/news/go90-awkwafina-tawk-season-4-5-verizon-1201876213/

>At first glance, “Tawk” has attracted a relatively tiny following based on activity for its social-media accounts. Launched last year, “Tawk” currently has just over 3,800 fans on Twitter — and, as of this writing, a mere 34 on Facebook. The short-form talk show is produced by Astronauts Wanted, the digital-studio joint venture between Judy McGrath, former CEO of MTV Networks, and Sony Music Entertainment.

i've been researching this girl for a while now

as manufactured as they come

too bad she has literally 0 talent

very interesting

not quite sure what the end game is but we will see

she's cute tho, would cuddle

>Rihanna
>Aquafina
>Jugdish Kaling
>Meme Carter
>The Crazy White Bitch from 12 Years a Slave

Over half the cast is shit. Did they learn nothing from the most recent Ghostbusters?

>dakota fanning
>not elle

dead on arrival

Don't fucking fall for this viral marketing again.
Ignore and move on. Otherwise you're giving them free publicity.

Has soderburgh given this his blessing? Hopefully not, I really like him

Awkwafina stop shilling your videos on Sup Forums

Well i don't give a shit about the Ocean's Series but the cast is mostly shit.

I mean shes nothing compared to the person she copied.

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Why is she so f*cking smug?

hes producing

Sandra Bullock, playing Debbie Ocean....well, at least we know what kind of movie this is going to be going in.

He's the producer along with George Clooney

haha YAS

Look at them. They're so jaded and pissed off at men like ME! They're all angry and shit and just want to go home, cuddle up with a gender neutral human shaped pillow and watch and episode of Community like ME! haha They're totally gonna attend a Doctor Who protest if the next Doctor isn't a womyn. YAS YAS YAS

Another blockbuster!

I've never seen one single oceans movie.

Did I miss something?

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They couldn't find 11 good actresses, so they settled at eight?

joke's on you i'm actually mindy, shilling my super talented, smart and funny friend

here's my lines in pink #girlpower bitch

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They couldn't even find 8. One of them's Rihanna, and one is some YT celebrity.

Will this bomb like the female ghostbusters?

Why would they make a trilogy of a series they have no idea will work or not?

I want an Ocean 9's where jailbait girls rob somewhere. Then Ocean's 10 can be 4th graders doing it.

Watch Ocean's 11, it's pretty good

I didn't give a shit about the last Oceans sequel. Not giving a shit about this ons.

Anne makes up for the other 3

She's apparently a specialist in orgies

> any of those vapid whores
> good actresses

Funish heist films. A especially delicious hamburger eating scene. Ignore Ocean's 12.

>tfw she'll never invite you closer to her spot while swimming because "she got the water warmer there"

Yeah, only women and self-loathing men will pay to see this

is she gook or black or half gook half black i can't tell

this is autism I can get behind

Probably not. More Star Power and this is actually connected to the main Ocean's 11 timeline

>My Vag
>Queef

She wanted to be an awful standup comedian but she wasn't good even for that.

>she will never pee directly into my bloodstream until I expire

Awkwafina is cute but she's not funny

no part black, she's just acting like black because
>muh """hiphop"""
>muh being black is cool

>cute
she literally has no chin and a fish mouth

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She's cute, bro, she just has no ass

are they going to rob 3 coach bag factories in the same night?

>giving a shit about the Oceans series ever
are you some kind of faggot, op?

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>Wemon working together for a common goal and not infighting amungst themselfes like 10 year olds

Immersion: ruined

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>tfw it actually happens
Wouldntbe surprised desu, even though she's qt.

I'm sure it will do great at the box office.

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What would you do to her?

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>HEY GUYS DID YOU SEE THIS HEIST?
>LOL YEAH THEY STOLE X AMOUNT OF MONEY
>YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE WOMEN! I BET YOU WE COULD STEAL MORE MONEY THAN THEM!
>YEAH! AND WE CAN DO IT WITH LESS MEMBERS IN THE TEAM TO HELP US!

I 100% guarantee that will be in the film.They'll have to state that's why there is only 8 of them. It's to prove they're better.

Worst part? They think the Sandra Bullock pretending to be Sandra Bullock in a film was funny. So they're going to do the same with Rhinana, I bet you. Rhiana is going to pretend to be Rhiana to get into a special security area. She'll do it by singing and doing sexy dancing with a chair.

I BET YOU.

:3

that kike face and teeth

I get it, you all hate women, but Cate Blanchett, Sarah Paulson, Helena Bonham Carter, and Mindy Kaling are pretty great, Rihanna and Hathaway are hot, and heist movies/Ocean's movies are fun.

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Wouldn't surprise me if that's part of the plot. Them falling out, and fucking up the plan because of it, but then it turns out that was part of the plan all along. And all those people who were suckered in by that silly women can't work together stereotype will have to eat humble pie.

Her music is shite but that husky voice makes my dick hard

agreed in some points

The Ocean's films aren't a modicum as beloved as Ghostbusters, so it's not gonna garner the same reaction when Hollywood pulls something like this. It'll quietly bomb because women don't have the same box office pull as men unless they're hot and exploiting their sexuality.

hnng

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It was Julia Roberts pretending to be Julia Roberts. But yeah, that'll probably happen.

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> hate women

Why do you assume it's hatred? Does mockery paired with facts sound hateful to you?