/brit/

Maid edition

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>35 posts early
for what bloody pvrpose

prevent commie threads

>You have 1 new match

Good lad

Who cuts Tim's hair??

Why isn't it a huge grown out mess? Does he actually go out to the barber's??

I'd kiss her

summer innit, all the new kids want to think they its cool and can tell their friends.

So this is it. Another new. Look at yourselves. Frenchies are laughing at you. Where were you in the old thread? You're a disgrace.

HARPER

WHERE'S HARPER

Anyone remember the cuckio meme?

Love globalism
Love multiculturalism
Love people of colour
Love open borders
Love tolerance
Love communism
Love liberalism
Love islam
Love buddhism
Love hinduism
Love jainism
Love atheism
Love judaism
Love homesexuals
Love transgender people
Love gender-fluid people
Love furries
Love bronies
Love anime fans
Love gamers
Love cuckoldry
Love cuck porn
Love promiscuity
Love sex outside of marriage
Love miscegnation
Love blow-jobs
Love anal
Love pedophilia
Love necrophilia
Love zoophilia
Love BDSM
Love incest
Love feet
Love drowning
Love free healthcare
Love drag-queens
Love crossdressing
Love drug use
Love weed
Love rap
Love punching nazis
Love love

The fuck buddy

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>set foot in sweden
>instantly become a swedish person
>everybody in australia starts discriminating against me for being swedish
>even got swedish racials
How do i undo my mistake /brit/

thats
1...2...5...Ten, no TWENTY YEARS IN THE ISOCUBES CREEP

hate life
love death

yup

Have to come home today, not a fan of this at all

still don't know how i feel about yanks

hate American comics
ambivalent towards manga
love Euro comics

Don't understand how anyone can look at these posts and still believe these people are normal.

*rises above hate*
okay what now

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index
why is the UK fucking GARBAGE?

>inb4 muh INEQUALITY HDI
nobody cares that you give more money to poor people and refugees

No matter what you do, say or think communism is inevitable.

who else procrastinating?

>you give more money to poor people and refugees

Eating some cheeky toast before the day of toil

top o' the mornin' to ye lads

I also enjoy Euro comics.
American comics have too many pop-references and political bullshit for me to enjoy in its fullest.

kinda really want the just fuck my shit up look

the people are docks are the cops and then you have a place to stay

youtube.com/watch?v=VQTsJG3CVnE

me n the gf

the bf

all me

used to eat porridge for breakfast but was short on time one morning so chucked oats, milk, yog and banana in a jug and blended it all up. drink my breakfast every morning now. leaves more time for pooing.

just fed my pet gremlin lads
it's past midnight

>oats, milk, yog and banana
Sounds tasty

I just make egg coffee

0.01568710

>porridge
yeah and did you see 3 bears on your way to work too?

>graphic novel

abortion. thoughts?

Mother would make me porridge sometimes as a kid.
It's an oddity because most Americans just eat sugar covered wheat thins soaked in milk or an entire pig in 4 different formats for brekki.

commies are the only people i would kill

but i would kill them with zero remorse

love it

big fan

It's OATMEAL and BREAKFAST to you Mr.
don't make me get the belt, boy. I'll learn you some good

Love Nioh simple as

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it should be the woman's decision not the government's

big fat cocks belong in my mouth and arse

off to work lads

It wasn't oatmeal, she used millet instead of oats.
Do enjoy a bowl of oatmeal with Vermont grown maple syrup from time to time.

Just found out i'm part-snake. What would /brit/ do in this situation?

Auto-fellate

would do a slither, maybe shed a bit of skin

bite someone on public transport

>Just found out i'm part-snake
*looks at your flag*
why did you say you're part snake twice

whoosh haha

SCREECHING

im part white. the other part is also white

ouch

Leftism is a mental disorder

i'm part man, part willy

9 pills a day and im still covered in hives :/

wish i was a girl and could get raped by some brits lol

>what's the mater Comrade, is there a malfunction with your suit? it seems tighter than normal around the crotch

same lol

do you like my car?

wish i had big penis not very very very very tiny microscopic

just 'cause you're packin' packin' woop down south

rate my brekkie x

Buy yourself one of these.

don't put all your eggs in one basket

Love maids me

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degenerate freak get a job

Uh, because he cuts it himself?
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/twat#Pronunciation

Looked for threads on this on Sup Forums and /r9k/, saw nothing. Was hoping for some entertainment.

the gf

>dark soulless eyes

watching cheesy 90s movies lads

Fuck off white devil

then post one yourself, idiot

Yuan-Ti don't seek to subvert human society and bring about the destruction of the world that was just made up by racist white people.

pinch and a punch for first on the month

*wallops you*

>“I'll learn you some good”

Summer is over lads

lily

>off to work lads

want a (pretty)gf

go to bed, she isn't thinking about you

Just finished a team building day at work.
Had a lot of fun and chatted with my team the whole day, even leading them through most challenges.
I think one of the girls on my team fancies me (not surprised, I'm 6 foot, muscular and handsome)
Then we went to the bar and I joked with the ceo over a couple beers.
Came back to the office for a conference call with Spain and China and now I'm gonna drive home in my BMW.

Got a tooth abscess lads and the dentists ain't open to talk to for another 30 minutes.

>I'm 6 foot, muscular and handsome
That's not much consider everyone is in Australia.

its 4:30pm(16:30)

aha

literally all the Australian gimmickposters are under 5'10

Niggers and Roasties.