Maid edition
/brit/
>35 posts early
for what bloody pvrpose
prevent commie threads
>You have 1 new match
Good lad
Who cuts Tim's hair??
Why isn't it a huge grown out mess? Does he actually go out to the barber's??
I'd kiss her
summer innit, all the new kids want to think they its cool and can tell their friends.
So this is it. Another new. Look at yourselves. Frenchies are laughing at you. Where were you in the old thread? You're a disgrace.
HARPER
WHERE'S HARPER
Anyone remember the cuckio meme?
Love globalism
Love multiculturalism
Love people of colour
Love open borders
Love tolerance
Love communism
Love liberalism
Love islam
Love buddhism
Love hinduism
Love jainism
Love atheism
Love judaism
Love homesexuals
Love transgender people
Love gender-fluid people
Love furries
Love bronies
Love anime fans
Love gamers
Love cuckoldry
Love cuck porn
Love promiscuity
Love sex outside of marriage
Love miscegnation
Love blow-jobs
Love anal
Love pedophilia
Love necrophilia
Love zoophilia
Love BDSM
Love incest
Love feet
Love drowning
Love free healthcare
Love drag-queens
Love crossdressing
Love drug use
Love weed
Love rap
Love punching nazis
Love love
The fuck buddy
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>set foot in sweden
>instantly become a swedish person
>everybody in australia starts discriminating against me for being swedish
>even got swedish racials
How do i undo my mistake /brit/
thats
1...2...5...Ten, no TWENTY YEARS IN THE ISOCUBES CREEP
hate life
love death
yup
Have to come home today, not a fan of this at all
still don't know how i feel about yanks
hate American comics
ambivalent towards manga
love Euro comics
Don't understand how anyone can look at these posts and still believe these people are normal.
*rises above hate*
okay what now
en.wikipedia.org
why is the UK fucking GARBAGE?
>inb4 muh INEQUALITY HDI
nobody cares that you give more money to poor people and refugees
No matter what you do, say or think communism is inevitable.
who else procrastinating?
>you give more money to poor people and refugees
Eating some cheeky toast before the day of toil
top o' the mornin' to ye lads
I also enjoy Euro comics.
American comics have too many pop-references and political bullshit for me to enjoy in its fullest.
kinda really want the just fuck my shit up look
the people are docks are the cops and then you have a place to stay
me n the gf
the bf
all me
used to eat porridge for breakfast but was short on time one morning so chucked oats, milk, yog and banana in a jug and blended it all up. drink my breakfast every morning now. leaves more time for pooing.
just fed my pet gremlin lads
it's past midnight
>oats, milk, yog and banana
Sounds tasty
I just make egg coffee
0.01568710
>porridge
yeah and did you see 3 bears on your way to work too?
>graphic novel
abortion. thoughts?
Mother would make me porridge sometimes as a kid.
It's an oddity because most Americans just eat sugar covered wheat thins soaked in milk or an entire pig in 4 different formats for brekki.
commies are the only people i would kill
but i would kill them with zero remorse
love it
big fan
It's OATMEAL and BREAKFAST to you Mr.
don't make me get the belt, boy. I'll learn you some good
Love Nioh simple as
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it should be the woman's decision not the government's
big fat cocks belong in my mouth and arse
off to work lads
It wasn't oatmeal, she used millet instead of oats.
Do enjoy a bowl of oatmeal with Vermont grown maple syrup from time to time.
Just found out i'm part-snake. What would /brit/ do in this situation?
Auto-fellate
would do a slither, maybe shed a bit of skin
bite someone on public transport
>Just found out i'm part-snake
*looks at your flag*
why did you say you're part snake twice
whoosh haha
SCREECHING
im part white. the other part is also white
ouch
Leftism is a mental disorder
i'm part man, part willy
9 pills a day and im still covered in hives :/
wish i was a girl and could get raped by some brits lol
>what's the mater Comrade, is there a malfunction with your suit? it seems tighter than normal around the crotch
same lol
do you like my car?
wish i had big penis not very very very very tiny microscopic
just 'cause you're packin' packin' woop down south
rate my brekkie x
Buy yourself one of these.
don't put all your eggs in one basket
degenerate freak get a job
Uh, because he cuts it himself?
en.wiktionary.org
Looked for threads on this on Sup Forums and /r9k/, saw nothing. Was hoping for some entertainment.
the gf
>dark soulless eyes
watching cheesy 90s movies lads
Fuck off white devil
then post one yourself, idiot
Yuan-Ti don't seek to subvert human society and bring about the destruction of the world that was just made up by racist white people.
pinch and a punch for first on the month
*wallops you*
>“I'll learn you some good”
Summer is over lads
lily
>off to work lads
want a (pretty)gf
go to bed, she isn't thinking about you
Just finished a team building day at work.
Had a lot of fun and chatted with my team the whole day, even leading them through most challenges.
I think one of the girls on my team fancies me (not surprised, I'm 6 foot, muscular and handsome)
Then we went to the bar and I joked with the ceo over a couple beers.
Came back to the office for a conference call with Spain and China and now I'm gonna drive home in my BMW.
Got a tooth abscess lads and the dentists ain't open to talk to for another 30 minutes.
>I'm 6 foot, muscular and handsome
That's not much consider everyone is in Australia.
its 4:30pm(16:30)
aha
literally all the Australian gimmickposters are under 5'10
Niggers and Roasties.