/hoc/ COLUMBUS BLUEJACKETS @ MINNESOTA WILD GAME THREAD

get in here!!!

>first home game
>another 6 days off after
fuck you nhlel

>the wild have never lost a home opener before
Well that's not good

Wild missing a lot of guys tonight

bought a new hat and shirt to wear hopefully that brings luck

in reg, 13-0-2 iirc

our ice

we should focus on producing good players instead of these meme traditions desu

we already do, its just that they go play for other teams

those are mediocre players, i mean true standouts and generational talents

those kind of players are rare and just sort of happen, cant force it

>and just sort of happen, cant force it
pathetic excuses

MINESOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what are you gonna do beat the kids until they practice hockey more?

>leaving that guy hanging on kek bumps
kek

new jerseys look pretty good btw

fist bumps*

FUCK YES PARISE'S BACK

>goofer game delayed
>cant introduce 4 of your forwards because they are ded
>another big break at the beginning of the season
Pretty shitty if im desu

>fans, please welcome tonights opponent, the Columbus Blue Jackets....
>boooooooo
lel

He will never be the same. Back injuries suck penisdick and never go away, especially for a player like him. Taking crosschecks to the lower back everytime you go to your scoring area has got to suck.

>Taking crosschecks to the lower back everytime you go to your scoring area
if only this was a penalty or something

National anthem singers for the NHL > any other sport

Except that one from the Blackhawks/Canadians game a few days ago

Have you watched hokkei? The guy camping in front of the goalie takes crosschecks all the time. It is rarely called and only when its egregious or directly affects the play.

i know, it should be called properly

>he looks bigger with a bigger number
Kek

arena DJ likes Rush. based

>Our Ic....ing

need days off for guys to heal

why does Koivu always get kicked out of the face off

Generally not an issue 4 games into the season. But it is now, check these digits for Kunin getting a goal in his NHL debut.

cuz no more cheating

why is Parise dressed if hes "out"?

Finnophobia. He got kicked out a lot before they started enforcing the skate position rules now it just increased.

>AHL in charge of not slashing

show mostly

zucker begging to get called for slashing there

then why was Nino etc not dressed for the introduction

because nino actually plays,
parise more like "pls remember i exist"

nice pk

kek

also DUUUUUUuuuuuuuubs

Nice Jagr dubs. When you have Koivu, Staal, and Cullen as centers your PK is going to be good. I was upset when they let Cullen walk the first time but happy he won 2 cups in the meantime.

Maybe that's what we should do. We're raising a generation of losers thanks to the Wild, Twins, Vikings, Timberwolves, and Gophers; next thing you know, our boys will want to be girls

SCAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

SKAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

too late have you ever seen the pridefest in Minneapolis in June?

you will never find a more wretched hive of trannys and faggotry

Nice trips

Fun fact: Columbus have played 3 consecutive games against a Staal: Jordan, Marc, now Eric

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Lol suck it Minneshits

JUST

>JUST

Nice fun fact friendo

/ourboys/: future WNBA MVPs?

how many stanley cups does the state of hockey have?

its a nice day to
SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR AGAAAAAAAAAIN, WOOW!

Are we going by the metric of teams or the players that play for the team? Canada seems to choose whichever is more convenient.

>dat North Stars jersey

DEY TUK ER TEAM!

4 on this team i think

this

>mild

Name one cup winning team with mostly minnishitans on it. I'll wait.

Rolling dubs for Dubinsky

>Zero (0) playoff series wins
>not even enough playoff game wins to win a series

how many MinnesotAnons are in here

Houston county reporting in

UMD here

Not sure that was the question you originally asked. Has there been a team with a majority of players from a single province in the modern era?
The pongs wouldnt have won the latest cup without Cullen and Guentzel but I know you are just here to shitpost so whatever.

HEY REDDIT FAGGOT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Nice dubs
/eagan/ here, never produced any good players except Natalie Darwitz, fuggg.

who /cbj/ here?

>cullen and guentzel
kek
i would bet there have been many, many teams with majority players from ontario.

nick wolff will be good

I'm a semi-fan until Seth Jones leaves, then I become full time

checked

>leaf in a thread between american teams
but y?

Because he's not white. IQ 80.

to shitpost, why else?

>not laughing SO HARD at the minnesota wild at all times
muh state of hockey

kooch county

I will take one Canadian shitposter over an entire thread of Shitcago Reddithawks tripfags

christ that thread was horrible but at least we won and they were butthurt

Minnesota is more relevant in hockey than Canada ever was. Fuck off.

Maybe, I see him as a bottom pairing D at best but was he even drafted?

nah

nice b8 bud
by every single metric, the "state of hockey" is an abject failure.

82 Olympic Gold Cup

>82
embarassing lie

desu that's what i do to alberta/bc/manitoba all the time so i guess it's fair

Wait having the most NHL players per capita of any US state means you are a failure? What metrics are you using Gord?

Fact: Any Minnesotan is richer than your entire family put together
Fact: Canada is an impoverished shithole with Africa-tier infrastructure
Fact: You're genetic trash. The average Minnesotan is German or Scandinavian, while the average Canadian is Ukrainian or Arab
Fact: Canada is so poor the Nordiques had to leave because Quebec Shitty couldn't afford electricity bills for the arena

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No generational talents
No cups ever
lost a team to texas (a clearly superior hockey state who produced a better player than any minnesotan)
>the state of hockey making fun of relocation
now i have seen everything

Why is there so many Ukrainians in Canada? I bet Ukraine is actually the nicer place.

>Ennis
>actually doing something positive

>refpuck

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

lets go crazy
lets get nuts

damn, nice shot

SKAAAARRRRRRRR

that was blatant holding what are you talking about

Rise of the edmongolian manlets. Now if only I could do the sex with Danielle I can die happy.

KEK

oh hey Foligno's back. took quite the punch in Chicago

also SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

He fractured his jaw if the paper is correct.

I thought Marcus was out for a week

If anyone mentions Foligno, it's Nick

i can't tell if this is satire