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You've been a naughty boy edition

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anime

emina

hate this maid shit

/gf2017/ ?

HAPA OR JAPA

need her to wallop my bollock

have one more hotel to book for my Japan trip
found an apartment in Osaka that looked nice and gf agreed but just found out it's literally next door to a creepy maid café
do I go for it anyway?

PRETTY

Naughty brit boys deserve _______

Had a dream where some sort of faceless amazon lady type character was absolutely fucking bouncing my bollocks off the backboard

>brown eyes
honestly she's not good enough for me

how would one acquire a steamroller anyway?
the ol' bollocks are hankering for a wankering and fallenting

>creepy maid café
oh just fuck off sheltered prude nesh underage weak idiot spacker gayboy shit fuk

just obliterated my oblongs

Punish me Mistress I want my balls to be slapped and stepped on.

bought a size 26 pair of jeans lads

meant to fit a size big so should be alri

yes if gf agrees
no if she doesnt
simple as

love are h3h3

not gonna lie absolutely ROARED while conjuring this post

you're not still in here are you lads haha we're literally all in here

>gf
>creepy maid café
>é
state of you

>my balls to be slapped and stepped on.
it will be extremely painful why you want that

>>brown eyes
>honestly she's not good enough for me

Timmy.

wish i had a gf(male)

*moves to the actual thread*

Bender.

good post

mum and dad picked out the Japan accommodation

>4 months till the end of 2017
Still haven't had a girlfriend, still haven't put penis in vagina.

squourked

>still 28
>even closer to 29 aka 30 with every passing second
>still not achieved anything in my life
>still constant anxiety about life/appearence etc

going to marry a japanese AV star

I reckon all Australian poster are nonces with a penchant for homosexuality.

recommend here for osaka namba area tho
absolute weeb taste

booking.com/hotel/jp/onyado-nono-namba-natural-hot-spring.ja.html

WASP IN MY CAR LADS

bönde runts

do something about it

turtlepeng pls post new pic

It's not that painful, I slap my balls with my fist and ruler regularly and get used to it.

such as?

been trying to do something about it for 15 years

>turtlepeng
oh my days

hello jealous runt

get tall

Had a dream where I fucked various fictional porn stars

Only got through around 4 or 5 before I woke up and I'd managed to sleep for 12 hours

do a college/uni course with the aim of getting a better job?
join clubs or other things where meet regularly to expand your social network?

the only thing limiting you is your own mind

you were saying?

HMMM

>be Russian
>squat in track suit all day
>drink a gallon of vodka daily
>go home and slap balls with ruler

so whats your excuse for making such idle posts in a busy weekday's 11:30 AM?

or is it 12:30?

no idea if UK observes """""summer time"""""

had unironically picked out namba by chance already wahey

we NEED to go into libya and MOVE all these slaves to europe

poo very soon

time being relative is one of those things that really fucks with my head

...

me on the right

It's the next day over where you are.

there was a guy on /trans/ saying how he was suffering from psychosis because he did MDMA 3 times and coke 3 times

lmao

remember being fucked up on benzos once and hours were passing in what felt like a few minutes

>go to regular booking.com after clicking Japlad's link
>it's all in Japanese
AHHHHHHHHH

time for beddy byes

...

10 (you)s and i post a pic of myself

12:40

are you allowed to engage in sexual activity with the maids in maid cafes

I want to kiss Sue!

>clicking anything in brit ever

Already have a Masters didn't really change any job prospects.
Tried going to clubs but stuff like friday night magic is filled with such lame people that I'd rather not. Got to the point where I go out to nightclubs alone sometimes which can be interesting as u make new drunk acquaintances.

Problem is my own mind, I see myself and that person is not who I think/want to be in mind. there is complete disconnect between how i am presented physically and how i conceive of myself

probably predisposed or mentally ill in the first place. same reason you dont let crackpots take LSD

not if your mum and dad are there

hon hon hon

we live in an 11D universe
how does that work

think it depends

thought about counselling or therapy of some kind? dont bother with the NHS, it's shit. go private and get a good one.

other way 'round.

good ed.

I did when I was younger but not anymore, think more about plastiic surgery but seems more a treatment for symptoms than the cause

prob self-diagnosed himself ffs lol

there would've been people in creamfields who'd have done mdma and coke 3 times this weekend alone

'e

Once walked around Wal Mart drunk as a skunk at 8:00 AM.

any /droppers/ in?
haven't dropped in a while so thinking of dropping a cheeky drop when I can

Well there are 3 dimensions and 3 times 4 is 11 if you take away 1

and 11 + 1 = 111, which is three 1s or 3 dimensions


this is maths in the 11th dimension

*rolls*
you lift up the half-orc slavegirl's burlap skirt revealing a large throbbing erection

yeah, done my fair share of mandy abuse and it just made me feel like dogshit for a few days. getting psychosis from that is fucking jokes

well no
cafe is only for ordinary service

they call them "maid massage" or "maid replenishment" if they offer such a service

going out tonight
don't really want to

I've done this at Tesco but it was like 5am

BMI is 25 lads. Officially """overweight""". They didn't account for big lads like myself who lift though so it's bollocks.

>going out tonight
>don't really want to

yeah, sounds like you have a lot of underlying issues you need to come to terms with and accept if you want to move forward in life. i'd definitely look into some sort of cognitive therapy or something.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_birthing_centres_for_foreign_workers
bit grim

nyeh

how do i achieve turtlekino

ohh big bear man x

he is NOT one of the lads.

what's the point then?

I attack with my wooden club

south korea is unironically one of my favourite countries

imagine being let go by imperialists, getting through a massive war, still being in a cold war to this day and up until the late 80's having an economy not much different from a backwater eastern euro country, and by 2017 being one of the wealthiest countries in the world

a proper 'pull yourself up by your bootstraps' work ethic, love it

sure and I try to excerise, do CBT do meditation whatever but as of yet haven't made it "click" for me