When are you moving to Japan, senpai?

When are you moving to Japan, senpai?

Never
I want to keep Japan pure

this

Never
I want Japan to keep Japan pure so they can all get nuked by NK

When nips want to learn spanish
I want to corrupt japan

do they roleplay gopniks?

gtfo Japan or we'll beat you, punk

ふぁきゅじゃぱん

When it isn't so expensive that it isn't worth it

When they'll make getting a visa easy enough so that I can establish the Italian diaspora there and export the mafia

now this is my fetish

December 8th this year.

Not nice girls

really?
why

They look rude

Roleplaying as Koreans

>When are you moving to Japan, senpai?
Never. Maybe I'll visit if I can deal with the flight or if my company forces me to go there.

this guy gets it.

when our north korean brothers nuke japan we will then invade and occupy what will left from your country.
estados unidos de america won't lift a finger for you by then

Give me 10 reasons why I should move

What industry are you working in?

Never, Japan is a gay country

okk
but are you sure?

never. too fucking expensive to live there

i see you're a man of refined tastes

1 very very safe
2 people are polite
3 you can watch many animes for free
4 many things to do
5 warmer than Europe
6 delicious foods
7 everything is clean
8 convenient
9 safe
10 safe

>5 warmer than Europe
It's already warm enough here. And the town I live in is safe (no immigrants) and clean. Japan had nothing to offer to me it seems

exciting modern cities
you will not have this

From what I have seen form the movies Japanese and Greeks behave alike when around friends. I am very tall though is it possible to be loved by the nippon?

yes of course:D

I hate large cities, Milan was already enough to make me sad and miserable. I'll pass on moving to Japan

It's ファックユー

but isn't it boring to live in small town where you have nothing to do?

>small town where you have nothing to do
if you have booze and qties you can't get bored ever

do you live in small town?

I have plenty to do, stuff like biking, fishing and hiking, maybe I'll even take up hunting

1 very very easy to steal things from local Japanese
2 people are polite only to Japanese or rich foreigners
3 you can watch many Hentai animes for free
4 many rigorous rules you have to obey
5 as hot and humid as South East Asia
6 fermented beans, fermented fish, fermented vegie
7 everything should be clean or you will be killed
8 too many convenient stores
9 over 40000 bikes are stolen annually in Tokyo
10 paradise for all criminals since Japanese are too ignorant

Nope, I'm not a weaboo. I'll move to China instead.

>over 40000 bikes are stolen annually in Tokyo
that amount of bikes
and who stole them mostly? foreigners?

Japan is cute! CUTE!

cheap mamachari bikes/ grocery getter type bikes: drunken Japanese workers/ students just to get cheap ride back home when they miss the last train,

bike parts/ sports bikes: stupid teenagers to dress up their bikes, criminal bike dealers to resale them, etc

I'd love to but I'm literally retarded(below average intellect and no useful qualifications) so I'm doomed to endure shitty life in Mordor forever.

>tfw no chance to go back in time and space to see Japan in the 80s

why are they squatting on stairs?

at least you don't live in Brazil

In just over two weeks actually.

Consulting Engineer on major infrastructure projects for now.

Russia is like the Brazil of Eurasia. With snowniggers tho.

I use to think about Japan as my onee-san

When I can fluently read and write in Japanese. So probably never :(

Never

permanently?