What kind of -boo are you?
I'm an ameriboo
What kind of -boo are you?
I'm an ameriboo
why us?
Fuck off
Hueaboo
>Extreme cultural influence
>Good cultural influence
>Honorable, great history despite being such a relatively recent country
>Defeated Russia, something few countries manage to do, and made them lose their superpower status
>Wild west
>The most moral superpower in history
>Still very nationalistic
Leave the us
Weeaboo, traditional variety.
I'm a Canadaboo
Chileboo
>Wild west
It's gone. Anyway, you should take a vacation here, it should cure you of your fever one way or the other.
ameriboo aswell
italyboo, i post "babbity boopity" and smiley faces in their general but they don't take kindly
But just how ameriboo are you ?
Ameriboo, Angloboo
i also tried opening up to shitalians but they were rude
fucking southerners i swear
wat? Why even?
Italians have the funniest stereotypes.
Why are you such a pathetic cuck? Your country is awesome
>Extreme cultural influence
>Good cultural influence
>Honorable, great history despite being such a relatively recent country
>Defeated Russia, something few countries manage to do, and made them lose their superpower status
>Wild west
>The most moral superpower in history
>NASA
>Cool, relaxed and friendly people
>Awesome landscapes
>Your country is awesome
Yea, it is decent compared to the rest of course but you must be a god dam retard to believe it is amazing.
I'm ameriboo desu
ameriboo
america is cool
i want to move to america
Why not ? There many things I despise in America, but the same can be said for France
Meanwhile I'm /out/istic so your nature is very attractive too me as well as your gun laws
The cultural output I can understand, but how can you defend all the political retardation? Or how every other American poster is an arrogant cunt?
what state?
New England, OR or WA
this
I'm sick of Russia and Euroshit
somewhere south where it's not too hot
I am a euroboo. I eat baguettes and wear an ascot, while speaking Russian with a european accent.
all of the south is hot. Unless you mean commiefornia where an hour drive gets you to the cold mountains and to the beach.
You guys will never be as cool as Gumbo Jumbo the Afriboo.
commiefornia would be hell
and by "south" i meant a red state, since i want to have guns
euroboo\scandiboo
well i don't particularly like the modern england but i am fond of what it was till the end of the first half of the 20th century
Well, stay out of Georgia. It's hot and humid as hell.
Swissboo and Irishboo
i love england for their music
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well arizon is one giant desert, living in texas, besides trying to be atlantis, is like being stuck between satans sweaty balls and the rest of the souther states are meth addict redneck shitholes that are incredibly hot.
I like small countries that managed to defeat foreign invaders, like Finland or Vietnam
Vietnam isn't a small country, they are 100 millions.
Romanboo.
scandiboo.
koreaboo.
wow, i had no idea they were so big
guess in asia, even the small countries are big
Americans are open minded and friendly, you made a fuckton of movies, vidya and music entire world enjoys and you get shot often which is fucking funny.
Also your huge cities look cool.
ameriboo, american life is basically freakshow in every aspect which i will never got bored of
When did Finland ever defeat anyone?
im a Texasboo
It defeated Russia in Winter War
>Americans are open minded
depends on the state.
>Also your huge cities look cool.
You must be thinking of the old cities. There are 1.97 million people where I live and the majority of the city is so spread out it is broken up into smaller sections so they feel like giant towns connected together than a working city.
not that guy but en.wikipedia.org
Well, Soviets goal was to annex Finland. Finnish goal was not to be annexed. To me it looks like they achieved their goal
>German education
this. it might sound humiliating but we have to admit it
That's some nice alternative history you have there. While in reality Finland lost both wars it fought in.
Listen to your countryman
I'd rather listen to actual historical facts.
British Empire and America before we started fucking around in the Old World I guess
ameriboo too. all scandis are.
I despise all countries especially my own
wtf is this shit? don't europeans hate america because Trump?
ameriboo as well which is great since I am American
i just want muh freedoms and muh gunz and shit
This is some next level mockery
fuck euros
Yes
We hate Trump but it doesn't mean we hate American people. We owe you guys a lot
Polandboo. Brilliant language and great architecture.
i guess a Euroboo. I just love that whole continent.
Because America is honestly cool as hell. Especially if you avoid the cities.
People are honestly friendly. Arguably the best nature in the world.
You're a disgrace to your maghrebi ancestors
It's been pretty mild this week.
>mockery
It's not
this
USA helped post-WW2 europe a lot
chinaboo
Is this a bait thread, so everyone comes here and says America is a third world country full of fat, stupid and indebted people?
What I don't understand is how so many of you like the U.S. when every facet of our society is made into a joke here every day. Sure, it's banter, but certain issues like poor education, poverty, decaying infrastructure, and obesity are real and matter a lot. When I look at European countries, it's easy to be a -boo to them because they look better in every way: better fashion, better food, better culture, more rational, and so on. Unless you've got a specific niche that the USA happens to fulfill, like outdoor activities, I really don't get why you'd like us so much.
I an genuinely an ameriboo. Just because most of Sup Forums are america hating autists doesn't mean that everyone is
Fuck you Ivan.
You do realize that this is just banter and Europeans actually like Americans, right?
this
Yeah, you better faggots
liar
I'm a Germanboo. I wear a stahlhelm and practice every day with my prußen M73 saber. It's made of superior German steel and can cut through Russian tank armor.
i just want to live on a big ranch in a desert with all my guns and a big ass pick up. i want to shoot all people that step on my land uninvited. i want to wear a big hat that makes me look like an asshole
America is the only place where i can do these things
I love Sweden
Estonia belongs to Sweden
Let me guess you just want to own your own arsenal.
I don't get that vibe from most countries.
>its only banter m8 calm down :^)
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>America is the only place where i can do these things
Alberta. Though from what leafs have said the government will fuck you with legal fees if you shoot someone in self defense
icelandboo. just want to chill in a hotspring in a frozen middle of nowhere island. is that so much to ask
Well, I think a problem is that western europe outsourced its security to usa, and got used to live in security.
So western media loves to blame America for war crimes and stuff, while forgetting that if we were to take care of our own security, we would probably commit some crimes aswell.
This unfortunately does create some animosity towards americans, although our politicians understand the situation better than general population
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kind of ex-soviet countries-boo mostly baltic states i think i'm rare
>be Estonian
>lmao Swedestan trololo
>shits in a dry toilet
>get stabbed by a narkoman
>is a Slav(e)
When I see a Swedish flag I don't expect him to respond and he shouldn't.
How can you be boo of an irrelevant country ? it's like saying I'm a Bahamasboo. You can be Carabbeanboo or Scandiboo, but not Icelandboo.
stick a dildo in your ass, abdul
Frogboo
Dixieboo/Alex jonesboo
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Well im afraid that won't do
Frenchboo
Same.
>caring what some brainwashed swecuck thinks
Your values and your constitution is better what europeans produced from our feudal period until now.
They're still superior.