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Dancing yank wagecuck edition

youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

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twitter.com/ChocolaPolix/status/903596963123171332
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anime

boy that was really worth making a new 30 posts early

That cat's something I can't explain

r/Incels is the gladiatorial arena of the 21st century

Not even an incel or a virgin as a matter of fact

but it's still depressing how something we have no control over influences how easy it is to get women, true chads don't even have to TRY

Meanwhile half of my tinder matches never even reply

Get out of my thread or I'll fucking leave you tied up on Parra

most depressed people are self-hating
it allows them to wallow instead of being proactive

got called a nonce in mammi

Stop mate I'm not too keen on giving myself depression today

tinder is like 85% men what do you expect

*walks into the thread with a suitcase*
*places it down*
*it starts ticking*
*walks out*

love Kari Byron

Thread sucks

What makes you instantly loose respect for someone?
For me it's when I find out they're a nirvana fan.

What, what, what, what... [8x]

Bada, bada, badadada [8x]

I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome

Nah, walk up to the club like, "What up? I got a big cock!"
I'm so pumped about some shit from the thrift shop
Ice on the fringe, it's so damn frosty
That people like, "Damn! That's a cold ass honkey."
Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine,
Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green
Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets
Piiisssssss
But—shit—it was ninety-nine cents! Bag it
Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passin' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' in
Bummy and grungy, fuck it, man
I am stuntin' and flossin' and
Savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitch
I'm a take your grandpa's style, I'm a take your grandpa's style,
No, for real. Ask your grandpa. Can I have his hand-me-downs? Thank you
Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers
Dookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin'
They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard
I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a kneeboard
Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mello
John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no
I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those
The sneaker heads would be like "Aw, he got the Velcros"

[2x]
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome

What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?
What you knowin' about wearin' a fur fox skin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through that luggage
One man's trash, that's another man's come-up
Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button-up shirt
'Cause right now I'm up in her skirt
I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the Uptons

what are the bugs supposed to indicate

Let's be honest, if it was karlie kloss up there saying she'd been arrested for slicing off cocks I'd still superlike her

when they consume caffeinated beverages

It's like say for example I wanted to play basketball

I try my hardest, practice every day but don't make the team

Meanwhile Lebron comes over, doesn't even know what basketball is, picks up a ball, takes on 3 people and dunks

I have no control over it, but I can't do what I want

But replace basketball with sex and love(something literally necessary)

But you'd still be hesitant, if you found news articles about her slicing cocks, you wouldn't be gagging to get her to come over to your house

tattoos
smoking

>I fucking hate shit like this, their ingratitude is sickening and in a just society it would be unacceptable

I'm so happy, 'cause today I've found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you
We've broke our mirrors
Sunday morning, is every day for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my candles, in a daze, 'cause I've found God

Yeah

I'm so lonely, that's okay, I shaved my head
And I'm not sad
And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard
But I'm not sure
I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there
But I don't care
I'm so horny, that's okay, my will is good

Yeah

I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack
I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack

I'm so happy, 'cause today I've found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you,
We've broke our mirrors
Sunday morning, is every day for all I care,
And I'm not scared
Light my candles, in a daze, 'cause I've found God

Yeah

I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack
I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack

chebs? nah.

boobies desu lads

>getting tinder matches
well look at you mr mini-chad

is it what they force them to do there

.... haha ....

HATE name alliteration

They're talking about getting jaw implants now

JAW IMPLANTS

if they lie a lot, have a tendency to rarely arrive on time somewhere and if they masticate their food with the mouth open

Sheeeet lel

faggot bitch cunt fuck off

...

spent a day on tinder and one girl said i looked dead behind the eyes and another said i look like a character from skins

deleted it immediately

I dunno man, imagine inviting over a 10/10 cock-slicing supermodel over to your house. She grabs a knife and goes for you, but you've been expecting this from the cock-maiming vixen. You knock her to the ground, tie her up and carry her writhing, screaming, cockocidal arse to the bed. You flip her over and there lies the most majestic arse you've ever seen.

I'd say it's worth the risk.

>masticate

*snorts a fat line of speed*

might even clean the house today

dont get it

what character

>masticate
indubitably

...

>doesn't remember l33t speak
omgz what a n00b!

This has been debunked. Basically those replies are the only women who replied, 99% of others unmatched him after reading his profile (they only swipe at first glance)

I get compared to Louis Theroux and Dylan Moran

i always look for that time

Have to go to a wedding tomorrow

would normally be cool but it's my brothers wedding and literally none of his fiancées friends are even remotely hot or just generally not pieces of shit

meant to say chew...

can't even imagine what it must be like to be good looking
t. hit on about 100 girls got zero dates and 2 make outs from it

thats what i asked and the fucking mong said 'oh not a specific one just in general'

ill pretend she said cook or tony though aha

I follow this Japanese girl on Twitter. Look at this lul

twitter.com/ChocolaPolix/status/903596963123171332

have to pay my tuition haha
cbf

dont listen to those literal brainlets

ejje.weblio.jp/content/masticate

hmmmmm

font

this

t. another day of liking everyone with ZERO matches

>fiancées
is he marrying multiple girls at the same time?

7M40 W47 A 700Z3R, K177 J00537F

>literal
tally ho

what does it mean in japense

Yeah nah don't ever fucking reply to me again you cocksucking frog motherfucker

Can't imagine liking everyone. Aren't there some proper ugly whales on it? Would you fuck them?

yeah er ill let you try and pick the bones out of that one mate

maybe visit a cosmetologist, stylist, get a plastic surgery if needed

>japense

how do you know its a girl

get off it no one ever says masticate in a normal conversation

*arrives late chewing a piece of garlic bread with my mouth open then washes it down with some MONSTER ENERGY and a hand rolled ciggie*

HEY
WAIT
I'VE GOT A NEW COMPLAINT

need leg lengthening and yeh plastic surgery for sure

I just want someone to love me

threads getting too quick
slow it down would ya

that's been my pin number for years

yea probably, it's uncommon but i have seen it written a few times, dont know if ive ever heard it

this is the only japense i need
xvideos.com/video24266831/tsukasa_kanzaki

>形式ばった語で chew のほうが一般的
it says its an autistic way to say chew

if you swipe right on everyone your profile is less likely to pop up to women

*snorts a line off your bum*

have you considered going places to meet girls rather than expecting a phone application to essentially do it all for you, when it seems it consistently fail you?

no idea what you mean by this desu

she posts pictures of herself sometimes. Not sure why it even matters though.

kek yea

beautiful girls that you get scared of even looking at are much easier to pull than medium to ugly slags

i say it as it's one of those "provocative" words like niggardly that get a rise out of people who don't know what they mean or misheard

literally 0 (zero) action in that clip

Do GPS spoofs work for tinder??

I'm naturally pretty average looking but I dress interestingly (dudes call it gay but lmao jokes on them) and have interests outside of video games so girls actually talk to me

This girl was literally begging to come over

My point is that if girls don't like you and you aren't completely hideous it's your own fault

>action
what a pleb

sniggering at the plebs who didn't know what masticate meant

heard this a lot, might actually be true since most men would be too intimidated to ask her.

nothing worse than a munter in a sausage fest club thinking she's hot shit

literally 0 (zero) cheeky business in that clip

just told u mate i go hit on in public and 2 make outs out of 100 and both munters as well

>just go and talk to girls bro, it works for me just go up to her and say hello, have confidence

oh chad, you're so naive

there are 2 cheeks right there the whole time mate

ululating at you plebeians

Just masticated hoping people in the next room wouldn't hear it

this is hollywood shite its not true

cant get off to that 2bh

LOVE how people who self identify as at least "average" then mock ugly people for not having the same success with women and then pretend it's something to do with their shit taste in fashion instead of just not being deformed

Dress well, don't be fat, and stop complaining

Girls will like you if you do this, so long as you aren't a right winger

>realise women don't matter, if I can't get them I'll just make money and live for myself

>still incredibly poor, can't even afford a monthly escort

ah yes

That's how it's done though. A closed mouth is never fed. You've got to tell them you're dtf.

well shucks