>ariel pink's gf
why the FUCK is this allowed?
>ariel pink's gf
why the FUCK is this allowed?
because ariel is the apex chad
hes disgusting
she looks like she fucks black guys
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Ariel Pink is a smart and very talented musician. That's why it's allowed.
you dont understand.. he's supposed to be a lonely fat jew with genius pop sensibilities who drinks himself to death by 50... he cant be a chad.....
He makes incredible music and seems like a really cool dude behind all the bullshit
Why not? Popular musicians are chads.
No, she fucks Pink guys.
It's called "she's using him to get famous" retards.
it's called "women are shallow whores who will fuck a rich successful man even if he's a fat weirdo who gorges himself at del taco and chain smokes"
They're both shallow, he's also using her for her looks. Otherwise he'd be with someone his own age, or at least someone more talented.
how do you know they're dating? just because she was on the album?
Despite what you lonely dumb fucks think, girls are into guys who ooze confidence and have their shit together. Ariel knows how to make small talk and flirt with women. He knows what they like. On top of that he's funny and also successful artist. Also it's hilarious how you are insulting him despite the fact that he's slept with more 10/10s than you ever will.
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>Ariel knows how to make small talk and flirt with women. He knows what they like. On top of that he's funny and also successful artist.
t. ariel
>and have their shit together
you had me till that
>guys who ooze confidence and have their shit together.
Have you ever spoken to this man, or even just watched an interview of him? Because he is basically autistic. He's hilarious and a genius, but the opposite of a "chad."
Well he's a lot older than her so she most likely has father issues. To her he has his shit together.
This desu
The looks don't mean that much without the social skills
implying any relatively famous "indie" artists wouldn't have a bunch of groupies like this to fuck, noob
It's all an act, buddy. He does it on purpose to fuck with most interviewers.
This is incorrect
>ooze confidence
>have their shit together
>ariel pink
what did he mean by this?
I agree with that but ooze confidence was an odd choice of words. Confident guys works fine
lmao
You just know she pegs him daily too, this makes it that much more unfair
>look up Ariel Pink
>mfw I saw what he looked like
LA is a weird place
it isnt fucking fair lads
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This girl here, and girls like her are daughters of the half-tanned half-stationary old rock stars from another era that settled down in suburban California. Once these girls hit an age of 18, coming from their father's blend of strict discipline and bohemian love-n-music approach to child rearing, they flock to LA to find a new daddy. It happens every day.
that's at least my take on it
How does he fucking do it??
I have that same keyboard.
and you sound like a white virgin
>inb4 projecting
>nah son, mexican chad user here
yes it is
Underrated post
So she fucked Joji?
This but unironically
I'm going to find you and gas you
:)
>mexican
>chad
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Bingo
is she from the seventies
Which kind of haters would you be if you're not gonna hate? Ariel doesn't give a fuck about what you cucktards think he should do or not. He's beyond your alpha and beta bullshit talk, and as you can see living outside the Sup Forums world finally pays off.
bitch. you. you have to go back.
HNNNGGGGG
EPIC wojak my dude!
>macbook
Stands to reason that genius pays off
His last gf was a fucking stunner too
nice
hi ariel
Because he writes songs and records them and produces them and goes on the road to play those songs and puts a ton of hard work into his life's project.
And he cares more about his music than about whatever qt gf latches on.
*brap*
i found a larger image
la creatura...
everyone responding to this true post is a confidencelet or a virgin
Am I the only one who doesn't find her attractive at all.
I've fucked and dated girls who are objectively more beautiful and I'm not even a successful musician, he can do way better.
yeah ok mate pull the other one
whats wrong with her ass and who is ariel pink
t. kissless crypto-homo
what does that even mean
I'm expected to believe someone who browses Sup Forums has fucked and dated hotter girls than her?
It might just be your perception of how hot she is but she is fucking banging.
>2018
>still falling for the meme that everyone that browses this board is as much as a loser as yourself
whoooops ahah!
Ariel Pink also browses Sup Forums
>lying on the internet
nah does he fuck
>He's beyond your alpha and beta bullshit talk
Ariel self identifies as a beta (even though he clearly isn't)
>tfw you find out ariel pink is almost 50 years old
No shit, he's posting ITT
Who's this!
*el duende musical
/bant/ fag here
>ariel pink
I thought he was queer?
Apparently Geneva Jacuzzi.
>takes old pop music and makes it lo-fi with some added nu-male hipster snark
>"genius"
you must be at least 18 to post here
Why do you faggots get MAD at this?
You should be happy that it proves you dont have to have Chad genetics to get hotties
Hey look everyone! It's a fucking idiot!
Lmao if you seriously think that's all Ariel Pink has done you've listened to approximately 2 Ariel Pink records in your life.
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kys
t. Ariel Rosenberg
Incels FEAR the Pink
calm down dude
he literally posts that in every thread remotely dealing with women
lmao I hear this narrative all the time when Ariel is brought up
>hurr durr it's just lo-fi retro music anyone could do it
Right well if that's the case find me somebody who experiments as much as he does with that aesthetic, with as much variation, and with as much consistency as he does then we can talk but right now he's up there with the best and imo he'll remain there.
Sure, all you need is to become a successful musician. How hard is that?
likely trying to get a rise outta someone. doubtful that anyone who has listened to any of his albums would legitimately think he's infringing on others' intellectual property
oh and im not the guy who riffed him
>doubtful that anyone who has listened to any of his albums would legitimately think he's infringing on others' intellectual property
You have too much faith in Sup Forums, there used to be a guy who'd open a thread with about 20 paper thin similarities to Ariel Pink songs and claim they were all stolen songs - most sounded nothing alike
i remember. iirc, i don't think anyone agreed with him. beside the point though
She just wants to fuck Cobain lmao
anything to put the pink in the stink
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