Just moved to a bigger city

>just moved to a bigger city
>all the local theaters have reserved seating

the fuck is this yuropoor-tier shit?

First come first serve, faggots. Not my fault you're always 10 minutes late.

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>Not buying tickets online and strolling in to the theater when you feel like it

Pleb

>not being 10 minutes early to everything

Are you even white?

This. Reserved seating is the greatest.

I fucking H A T E assigned seating/recliner fucking shits. Not only does it destroy your seating capacity but it actually fucking encourages you to fall asleep in the middle of the film.

>D8, E9, F16, I6
Watch ouf for the potential shooters.

This

>Not using modern technology

Are you even white?

Reserved seating is great sometimes but it's the fucking worst when you and a pal or gal decide to spontaneously run out a catch a stupid movie like Star Wars or capeshit and it's "LOL SORRY BRO EVERY SEAT WITH A VIEW OF THE SCREEN WAS BOUGHT 4 YEARS AGO BY YUPPIES AND MANCHILDREN ON THEIR IPHONES"

>watching ads for no reason

>turn up at expensive new kinoma
>order a single for the Grand Budapest Hotel
>Woman serving me grimaces at 'single' and tells me it's a reserved seating event so I must sit where the usher tells me to
>walk into kinoscreen 4
>beautiful, happy couples everywhere
>usher points me towards the bottom
>get made to sit in some area clearly set away from the main seating areas
>me and 4 other single guys huddled in this area
>one of them asks me if I want some of the jerky he snuck in I hid trench coat
>kino finally starts
>usher walks over, puts a velvet rope across our area, sits down nearby and watches us throughout, occasionally doing a crouch stand to do a head count

Reserved seating is yurosocialist horse shit meant to keep out the everyday man

>>when you feel like it

>intentionally missing part of a movie you paid for
>intentionally missing part of a movie

>singles posting

No one cares this is a Sup Forums board. Add Trump and some cuckoldry to it

The everyday man has a gf or wife though.

>not shitposting on Sup Forums while having a good cringe at the shitty ads

>yuropoor-tier

m8 its big city tier, i never reserve seats out in the sticks.

>Not reserving you seat online to get the best view of the mice pit for your falcon

I pity you I really do

This is a kino neighborhood, stormcucks keep moving

>normies actually believe this

Even if you show up five minutes late, you're still going to be sitting through previews.

I FUCKING HATE assigned seating!
It should be first come first serve.
So many fucking times seats that are "reserved" are fucking empty.
The way the seating is arranged is awkward.

I haven't had that happen too often, and when that did happen, my choices were "either choose a seat that isn't all that great or choose a different time/theater and get a really great seat." Keep in mind, that's only ever happened when I tried to book a movie right before it was about to play, and only happened a few of those times.

>So many fucking times seats that are "reserved" are fucking empty.
that sounds like horseshit.

it is first come first serve, just with the internet now

Are you trying to spin this into seat reservations being uncivilised? It's literally the opposite compared to "first come first serve"

>be richfag
>buy tickets in checkerboard pattern in center of theater, forcing plebeian groups to the sides and front of my local kinocenter
>don't even show up
>mostly do this on opening weekend and during kid matinees

>It should be first come first serve.
Isn't it first come first serve with reserved seating? Guy bought his tickets first, so he gets first pick of the seats. Seems fair to me.

Its the only my wife can really enjoy a movie. The recliner seats in Deluxe cinemas make it tolerable for her lower back pain. How hard is it to go to a website and pick your seats and purchase the tickets in advance? Technology for that is a godsend.

China did it.

time.com/7332/chinese-singles-sabotage-valentines-day-by-buying-up-movie-tickets/

If you don't show up, people will just sit in the seats you reserved.

>tfw somebody is in your seat and you can tell them to fuck off

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>Patriot's Day

you're real problem

I guess this board is full of niggers

>i show up thirty minutes early for movies
Why? Don't you have better things to do with your time?

>advanced booking
>guaranteed seats
>cheaper tickets

Yes, it's obviously we that are at fault here.

Reserved seating is first come first server you dumb fuck.