>your favorite album
>score on rice purity test
ricepuritytest.com
I'll start
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>your favorite album
>score on rice purity test
ricepuritytest.com
I'll start
29
46
You're just a reprehensible fuck on the verge of suicide.
88.
41
Nonvirgins OUT
64
Nah I'm happier than ever actually.
I was suicidal a few years ago when I was probably around 90 or so
25. grow up ya turkeys.
97
If your score is higher than 60, get off this board and live your life
desu
56
97
93 :(
52. Seems my lack of drug use or having every been arrested was my downfall
24
do drugs
23, which is also my age
49
Not really bothered to honestly
>tfw older than you but almost quadruple your score
Tinder works wonders, lads
i didnt do the dumbass test
no favorite
theres just nothing appealing about it to me
>i just don't think i can get a match
51
the way this site scores is purely random
Best post ITT.
62
Mainly because I don't do any multi person or not normal sex shit
lol?
No, it's literally points for every check you leave or don't leave. Lower scores = more pussy, friends and fun
Dude hedonism lmao
You have one life, if you're not enjoying it, you're wasting it.
>t. dying of an overdose before 30
thats the dumbest questionaire
may as well be :
Did you leave the house?
Did you take Jesus?
Were you breathing?
Breathing deepl;y on Jesus?
Did you use Jesujs to masturbate?
Did you kill the dinosaurs?
over and over]
id like to know my scre buyt fuck tht
>having a girlfriend and going skinny dipping with your friends
>" dude hedonism lmao "
dude leave the house lmao
>implying I do hard drugs
you can't overdose on weed m8
84
>have a gf
>have friends
>have sex
>have multiple sex partners in your life
>drink and smoke weed
wow you're already in the high 30s
Not that hard lmao
sure its not the same as a heroin overdose but you certainly can OD on weed lol
60, mostly because I don't drink (never have) and don't smoke ciggarettes. (Have tried marijuana once or twice, it's legal in my country)
>implying
yeah, puffing a cigarette and getting blue balls is one foot in the grave.
Yeah if you dab on concentrated stuff, to overdose on smoking you would need to be constantly inhaling for several hours straight without taking a breath for air
100
41
lol haha
boooooooooring
I don't qualify for all those and I got 69
Literally none of these apply to me unless you count online friends
how come it didn't ask if I've had a double BJ while driving high?
go make some friends then m80
Exactly, doing dumb shit can still get you pretty fucked.
By all means please try to prove me wrong.
Yeah it's a stupid questionnaire. Lots of questions are related. Could just make it like five questions:
>Have you had sex?
>Have you participated in an orgy?
>Have you smoked weed or drank alcohol?
>Have you done hard drugs?
>Have you been arrested?
Answer = 5 - #yes
I know that doesn't cover everything but it covers a lot
I'd get a purity score of 3
45
49
are you 15?
25, my boy
>i don't have friends to go skinny dipping with, or a girl to make-out with, so i need to bait people into arguments on a message board about the toxicity of pot
no sir, that's not gonna get you any points lol haha ;)
my point was that even if i did get a match, what happens afterwards is not appealing to me
mmm, i don't think you know what happens after you match!
i have friends who use it, i have an educated guess :)
how much do you have to like weed to get butthurt at someone saying if you use it like a fuckhead it can be just as bad as anything else.
okay.. but you should really try emotional and physical intimacy. it can't be beat.
tinder is not really the best path to that in his eyes, I think thats what he's getting at lol
i don't smoke pot, and i don't have any opinion about it. i just wanted to point out that you're a dork haha lol
lol ;)
cheers bruv
is music truly the chad art form?
i have been close and kissed a guy and it was great (like a drug). I wouldnt say it cant be beat though. oh well it just didnt happen thru a app thats what im getting at
lmao, well I do smoke pot so what a predicament we've reached here.
yes
any art can be chad
I probably would have been an incel had I not been involved with music. It really outshined my nerd life and terrible body
whats the most chad art form objectively?
pantomime
33
so that "intercourse" on the test... it was with dudes, right?
females actually
93 :(
I have nothing against gays, but anal should never count. By this logic, a guy who has received a thousand blowjobs from super models but never fucked them is a virgin and a guy who fucked smelly man-ass once is not
53
>I have nothing against gays
>but gay sex isn't sex and I'm mad that I'm still a virgin because I've only received a shitty blowjob and my gay friends are pounding sexy twinks on the daily
Mezzanine
51
no, I scored a 49, but seriously, there is no challenge in fucking men. Men are always down to fuck, but getting a bj from a hot girl is work, hard work. It should always be worth more. I'm allowed to be disgusted by anal sex, just like you're allowed your knee-jerk reaction
50, wish it was lower
The challenge is finding a guy that's not a garbage fire of a human being.
>there is no challenge in fucking men.
so it's only sex if it's a challenge
>Men are always down to fuck,
So are many women. And hot men have even higher standards than attractive women, from my bisexual experience.
>but getting a bj from a hot girl is work,
no it's not
>I'm allowed to be disgusted by anal sex
Yeah just know that proper anal sex requires a lot of pre cleaning and generally women are worse at that because that's not a part of their typical sex life, so anal sex with women is more risky and dirty, generally.
This desu but 67
>The challenge is finding a guy that's not a garbage fire of a human being.
makes sense
>so it's only sex if it's a challenge
the thrill is in the hunt
>So are many women. And hot men have even higher standards than attractive women, from my bisexual experience.
to be sure, but I've had even good looking dudes straight-up proposition me. I've had some experiences myself, but casual sex with a man is scary
>no it's not
I'm glad it's not for you, but in my experience, it involves some sort of ritual on my part
>Yeah just know that proper anal sex requires a lot of pre cleaning and generally women are worse at that because that's not a part of their typical sex life, so anal sex with women is more risky and dirty, generally.
I'll never find out because to me the asshole is just not for that
95
>The asshole is just not for that
why did god give men prostate orgasms then
>why did god give men prostate orgasms then
I imagine you stick something up there long enough and in the right motion it'll make you blow a load. But you can't leap to design, probably has more to do with proximity of nerve endings in that region for both sexes. I do recall hearing the anal skin was thinner than on, say, the arms, leaving it open for infection, dunno man
I do know that it's where I shit from, and that alone just mentally closes it for business in my mind
You should try it, it gives you wild orgasms.
same score and album
says the boring radiohead fan what a fucking shocker
>doing dumb shit
weed isn't hard drugs you fucking imbecile
lmao
>Master of Puppets
>65
97
>Masturbated
>Masturbated to a picture/video
>?
If the third one doesn't count it's 98
You've never even ingested alcohol, or done drinking games?
Yeah you 69'd but didn't do any of the others? lmao
>92
Wow, that explains it