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Now:

Hong Kong Final
Pavlyuchenkova btfoes Gavrilova

Linz Final
Rybarikova - Strycova

Tomorrow:

ATP Antwerp (250) hard courd indoor
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ATP Moscow (250) carpet indoor
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WTA Moscow (Premier) hard court indoor
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WTA Luxembourg (International) hard court indoor
bglbnpparibas-open.lu/main_de.html

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Not a sport, kindly fuck off.

t. Norman who watches """soccer"""

babsi

Got a little drunk last night and now feel like shit. It didn't help with girls either.

I got a joke guys:

N-ahahahahaha wait wait wait. Na-hahahahahaha, Nadhahahahahahahah wait wait Nadahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh oh my god I can't hahahaha Nadhahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaa
*breathes in*
Nadaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Wait...

Na- *smirks*

NadHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Alright alright here it goes:

Nadal

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I've never had a hangover

Dude YES

It's not even a proper hangover as my head doesn't hurt much, I just feel like shit, hopeless.

>Giving Dasha the set

Why did the best post of the thread have to come so early?

had a shit time drinking last weekend. thinking of quitting it altogether 2bh

What happened lad

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Did you kabbah all over your spitzah Ari?

Little over 3 hours til I get to have some left over beef stew for lunch that I am looking fwd 2 eating

fucking linz always shit

autism

Good OP

These threads are so fucking awful, what the fuck went wrong?

You stopped posting

slick volley

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>Australian getting chenked

Just another day

leave then?

Dasha G seems like a nice girl. Would like her to be my sister

What's the worst 10is fan base and why is it Federer's?

youtube.com/watch?v=LiLK1cA1fnI

Sharapova's because they all just want to fuck her

Dopeapova

no lol masha fans are 90% homosek’s

just lel @ concave skulls who dont rate low camera perspective in 10is broadcast

Teach me Spanish better pls

guys I think weinstein is jewish

Stop using the term norman for normies pls

we need him back

rare

>bounces the ball for 20 minutes
That's worse than the butt picking

Rare
Big hands 2

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fedditors are truly cancer lel

troof bombs

little over 1,5 hrs til beef stew is mine
also fox poster pls go

..er stop telling us about your dinner, just post it when it's done

t. dinner thief waiting to steal another dinner

please save us kyrGOAT

wtay

It's actually for lunch and I will not post it because it is leftover (will still taste good tho)

good post

Mental midget
If he ever reaches a GS final I bet he'd get triple bagel'd

>this build up
>no pay off

>the GOAT getting triple bagel'd
dont think so neighbour

>grunting for a slice

He can't even save himself anymore.

BIG payoff for me

Like pls you're supposed to be supportive of your gf

>he eats leftovers but won't tell me which thrift store to drop off chipotle
Really made me think

After winning the 2 first sets actually

what's for breakfest?

>Working my corner until someone rolls up and takes me back to his hotel room
>The place is literally full of shit, garbage everywhere
>It's disgusting
>He starts to fuck me and tells to to grunt if I want a bonus
>Pretty passionless sex, can't get myself to care enough about an extra $20 to grunt
>He finishes railing me and walks over to one of the many pizza boxes on the counter and eats a slice less than a minute after finishing with me
>Ask him for a piece, realizing that I'm hungry after the sex
>He tells me "No Bitch, you should have grunted if you wanted a slice - now get out."
>Back on the street, cold - with no slice of pizza to warm me up

ALWAYS grunt for a slice, my friends.

Now this is a shitposting I can get behind

are you good from behind?

XD!!

Based

is it still not gay if you get paid in pizza?

just got all depressed and shit instead of having a good time. even the time before that was shit since I fucked my ankle up so bad I still haven't recovered completely. I think it's a sign from the universe
unironically wouldn't mind this if Federer and Rafa continue to remain competitive

VERY good post.

based pizza

It felt good at the time for me but the morning after was a drag.

Just post where you're originally from or beat it!

>not obsessed
think of a new hobby shithead

>breakfest
underrated

When I drink alcohol I just get sleepy

that's me every time I drink 2bh

Who would've known.

Yhwh is giving you a sign

just quit if you can socialise without it

england will reply to this post

oh another jew obsessed moron, hello!

It's okay JT I actually hate Chipotle

Good to know my tennis brain is absolutely massive lads

meeting womenfolk without alcohol is tough

I can but I enjoy it too much (usually) to quit. also drinking is kinda huge in my friend circle so I'm reluctant to give it up
>implying it's not just me without my UAE proxy
also this

I could count your IQ on the fingers of eight anti-semites.

t. alcoholic military dude

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(IDF)

>mfw have to send my cv tomorrow
>dont have a cv nor never made one

help me 10is

some of these drying techniques look pretty high-tech

are you me in another reality?

What school

Doubt you can even count, you northern monkey

>t. me

what kind of question is this

jewgle docs have templates

you're right, when your mother asked for it a fifth time it completely threw me

put some effort in lad ffs

For what

should i add unfinished studies

that's unironically what i did to get a job

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Depends on what the resume is for

gin is the goat spirit
also,
tennis

What are some /10is/ memes? I can only recall "Fuck _____ and fuck ______ pipo", and I'm not even sure that's originally from here.