>"Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?"
>"YUCK, EWW, EEESH"
>"I'll take a crab juice."
What did he mean by this?
>"Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?"
>"YUCK, EWW, EEESH"
>"I'll take a crab juice."
What did he mean by this?
Mountain Dew is awful.
It's the worst soda after Fanta.
7-Up > Coke > Pepsi > Sprite > Pepper > Piss >Mountain Dew > Fanta
Pepper is not better than piss
I like that joke.
Holy shit could you be any more of a turbopleb?
Sprite > Coke > Fanta > Mountain Dew > actual cat piss > 7-Up > Pepsi > Dr Pepper
Mountain dew has orange juice in it though. Other soda-fags BTFO, vitamin c for days.
Fanta Fruit Twist is top tier pop though
Why didn't Homer just piss in public like a bum?
>Drinking soda
Why didn't Homer just leave a note on the car?
>Soda
Pop.
Nutritionally it's not that different from soda other than a few trace vitamins
>Pop
Soft drink
Because New York is really hell.
>soda
>pop
Fizzy drink
>Soft drink
Carbonated Flavoured Liquid.
Well I can tell who aren't gamers in this thread.
oops I meant juice, not soda, kill me pls
>Carbonated Flavoured Liquid.
Carbonated Jew
See Ultra Pleb.
>he drinks non-carbonated shit
Enjoy your mind-control drugs poisoning your body. The bubbles break up the surface area of the drugs so they don't work when they mix with your stomach acid.
Freeway Cola >>>> all the others
All you nigs are wrong
Mexican Coke>>>Shit>>>>All else
The joke is that homer is so stupid he'll take the gross crab juice over a refreshing mountain dew
american soft drinks contain all kinds of weird shit you shouldn't put in your body
I only ever have soda when I get fast food but I usually get Mountain Jew when I have KFC.
>Carbonated Flavored Liquid
Beverage
What he means is that it used to be Chuck's Suck and Fuck
>Quit all sugary drinks and sweets
>Not even craving it anymore after 3 months
>Teeth are whiter.
Sugar is shit tier drug.
Is Sneed even a real name?
>fountain dr pepper
>delicious 10/10
>can/bottle dr pepper
>watered down garbage
why is this?
water>beer>wine>childrens drinks
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Is New York really that far away ?
I'm Midwest and we call it soda, by I'm in the big city of Milwaukee.
Fanta is a brand, not a flavor. Retard.
>he drinks beverages
Libations only here you fucking melt. Bet you're a septic too.
Jokes on you I'm a britbong who knows of this 'rivalry'
Fountain pop is always based. I never drink the stuff but every once in a while I'll cave and get a root beer from culvers or something.
Sure most of it gets mixed with shitty bourbon, but it's still root beer from a fountain.
I bet you also call drinking fountains "bubblers", don't you?
i hate how most food places are exclusively sprite nowadays.. 7up is the superior lemon lime soda
Yeah we call them bubblers here.
>Mexican coke
why is it that only mexico still makes Coca-Cola with real sugar?
is there such a timeline where fountain mexican coke exists?
Don't act retarded.
>all these people ranking beverages in this thread and don't even mention crab juice
What ails ya? Not man enough for some old bay and salty crab juice?
A water fountain is something in front of a building you throw coins into.
A bubbler is something stoners smoke weed out of.
Why is the South and Wisconsin retarded?
lol there's no way that's real
>bubbler
This is the first time I've ever heard of this.
>flyover
It's soda.
You wouldn't unless you either live or talk to people from wisconsin. Bubbler is a regional company that makes drinking fountains. So like "Xerox" for copy machines or "Kleenex" for facial tissue, but just contained to the borders of cheeseland.
Crab juice sounds like a pretty kino beverage. They should sell some in theaters.
Fixed.
probably because america's main export and produce is corn
Orange and purple fanta is top tier u cuck
>not drinking Tonic
Are you even from New England ?
related
True,but Fanta Klassik is the best soda there is.
He didn't have pen and paper.
That's pic's a load of bullshit
>that's the way heroin works, by the way
ebin
>tfw amerifats dont even know spezi
>Not calling it a sippy stand
You guys are all dumb.
>he doesn't drink Stewarts root beer
It's soda kino
Soda is for children. I only drink water.
kek
Heroin and other opioids do get some of their euphoric effects from dopamine.
The mechanism more responsible is the binding to the mu-opioid receptors, though.
HEAR, HEAR!
I don't drink it anymore because it's poison, but a fountain dew is the beverage of the gods
I've lived in Wisconsin for the vast majority of my life and I've never heard anyone call a water fountain a "bubbler"
You obviously don't live by the city then like me in Milwaukee.
orange fanta is goat
good thing he took off the labels
I've started buying Cheerwine from the internet since it's not sold in stores here
My favorite soda by a vast margin is mountain dew code red.
*tips*
I guess we know where to drop the nukes now.
cherry coke = mexican coke > all
Manchild/Amerifat detected
I think we can all agree glass bottles are the real winners here. Not your pleb cans.
Mexico wins again
>giving soda to kids
Dangerous game my man.
>guinness>water>beer>wine>childrens drinks
>Knock-off Sprite better than actual good soda
>Sprite not being in number one
>Pepsi better than anything
Yankees think Cheerwine tastes like cough syrup. Hope you're getting it in glass bottles though; it goes flat way too fast in plastic
europoor living off the government detected
So amerifats really do drink a lot of sugar water? I thought it was just a meme.
I'm in wauwatosa, lake michigan is like 10-20 min away
I'm japanese you fuck
Kalkalash
Post pics of your chinky eyes with a timestamp or you're full of shit.
dont you have women to not breed with
lmao you fucking faggots
>pseudo-scientific image about a popular evil capitalistic brand made for nu-male vegans feel better about drinking semen
Food does the same thing or drinking water when thirsty comparing it to heroine is dumb
Dr. Pepper
...
wtf I hate chemical reactions now
Not an american here, and I have to say, Dr. Pepper is THE grossest shit I have ever tasted. Jesus Christ that shit is nasty. How you guys are actually able to drink that god-awfull carbonated shitwater I will never understand.
Good job on Coca Cola though. Tank you for that.