I am the senate

>I am the senate

But he's obviously the chancellor, not the entire senate. Did someone fuck up the dialogue here?

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hes name is Sheev Senate Palpatine dumbass

Wait so is he Palpatine, Sheev, or Senate?

he's clearly saying his name
"I am Dess Enett"

Star Wars is full of plot holes. Lucas probably just forgot the character's name.

Wouldn't it more likely be Sheev "The Senate" Palpatine? Like a nickname?

Yeah, this confuses me as well, but for a different reason

In Revenge of The Sith, Sheev explicitly states that he is the senate. The film makes this abundantly clear and devotes significant time to showing us this.

However, in A New Hope the senate is mentioned as finally being disbanded. Considering Sheev doesn't appear it isn't an explicit era, but the later films reveal that The Senate is alive and well and only perishes at the end of RoTJ.

How does it work bros?

>Did someone fuck up the dialogue here?
Yes you. He clearly says
>I am Da's E'nnit
Sheev Palpatine was a moniker he adopted in order to Cover up his Mandalorian roots.

Senate was a popular name in the old republic, Anakins girlfriends first name was also Senate (Senate Aramidala)

see

He meant that he owned the senate, that there would be no decisions made against him. That he had immense power in the senate.
Now I know you're trying and failing to be funny just like the bane retardation so as a friend I'm advising you all to stop. People dont think you're funny when you shitpost. People pity you and loathe you and with good reason. Grow up

he disbanded his body using Sith alchemy and put it together again around the time of ESB but stronger and more powerful, like Dr Manhattan

You're on the wrong website my little chum

Memes aside, what if Sheev complied with the arrest order?
Jedi would look like total retards, he would walk scott free.

>L'État, c'est moi!
>Pas encore.
>C'est la trahison alors...

>so as a friend
You are not my friend

Been here since 07, I dont care if you were here before or not. Sup Forums has some of the best discussion for movies or games or whateverthefuck when you shitflingers aren't around. Improve yourselves instead of stagnating and swimming in your own diarrhea because you think it's part of the "culture".
You're no better than reddit or 9fag.

why this faggot ass nigga is wearing high heels and stockings?

You know what? You're right. Nor would anyone want to be and honestly if you were here right now I'd punt you right on the throat, now go crawl under your little shitposting rock captain virgo.

temperature of your head is raisin to a level that is dangerous for your health m'fellow redditor

You were like a brother to me, hothead.

Do you feel in charge?

>if you were here right now I'd punt you right on the throat
As if you could.

OC DONUT STEEL

*teleports behind you*

Lucas is better than that. This isn't a Kevin Smith movie and Sheev isn't Jay.

Palpatine had total control of the Republic, which included the Senate, by this point. He doesn't mean he's literally the Senate, just that for all intents and purposes he has the power of the Senate.

>all intensive purposes
ftfy

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Hey boy, don't try me. I'm an incredibly drunk, incredibly drunk, half nigger college student with a useful major but a minor in English, who has spent literally months of his relatively short life (if you count up the hours) reading books, I'll write so much autistic shit it'll blow your goddamn mind

If you're right, then why didn't he just say "I am the senate and the chancellor"?

Two reasons:

First of all, of course he is the Chancellor. Saying "I am the Chancellor" would be redundant.

Second, "I am the Senate" is a brutally effective retort to Windu's line, "the Senate will decide your fate". Windu is so confident in the Republic, which the Jedi have defended for at least 1000 years (possibly more, but that depends on whether you follow Disney canon or "original" canon). The Jedi trust the Senate, it's almost as important to them as the Force itself. It's the symbol of a semblance of order and justice on the chaos of the galaxy. Palpatine saying "I am the Senate", and the fact that he is telling the truth because of his 'emergency powers', is essentially another way of saying "you've lost. I conquered the Republic and you didn't even notice.".

It's a massive taunt to the Jedi, and to Windu in particular. The Jedi have spent virtually their entire existence defending the Republic, and a Sith Lord just waltzed in and took the place over right from under the Jedi's noses. Windu met with Palpatine in Episode II, and treated him with the deference you would give to your leader. He BOWED to the man early in Episode III. And now, he finds out Palpatine is a Sith? It's a taunt, a beautiful taunt. "Everything you fought for is a lie. You risked your life. You sent your fellow Jedi, good men and women, to their deaths. And why? Because I, a Sith Lord, everything you swore to oppose, told you to. You fucking idiot.".

Look at the anger on Windu's face, that's not just Jackson's generic Angry Nig acting. That is, on some level, the expression of Windu's horror, disgust, hatred for Palpatine, and hatred for himself. Because of that one excellent line, which I believe is one of the only "good" lines Lucas wrote in the entire prequels.

Damn, that's an excellent analysis of a shitposting line.

What's his name again?

Men used to wear wigs, make up and tights until the mid 18th century user.

It's what I do, bro. Ask me to analyze any shitpost line, I'll give you a fucking thesis (even while I procrastinate on my own, real-life thesis).

Not gonna lie, former prequel fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching the franchise crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let Disney ruin the canon

Post your actual address then. I'm not kidding or shitposting, Im genuinely tired of faggots like you ruining the only shithole on the internet where I can unwind after work.

I know this is just a dumb Trump meme, but Disney CAN'T ruin the canon. It's in our heads. If you want to know what canon is, you have the means to do it.

>I am the courts

what did he mean by this?

Technically, Trump never claimed to be the courts. Up to this point, he's stayed within the bounds of US law. The President is free to ban illegal aliens at his discretion, and he also has a great deal of power over diplomatic negotiations (especially when it comes to treaties which we have not formally agreed to).

I don't like Trump, but I have to admit, he's acting well within the bounds of the powers of the presidency, as defined by the Constitution and by precedent. If middle-aged people don't like it, then it's your fault for allowing the Executive Branch to accumulate this kind of power.

What's your thesis about? Preferably in the form of a shitpost line.

*(cont.) Seriously. WHERE THE FUCK WHERE YOU OLD DEMOCRATS WHEN FDR ISSUED 230,000 EXECUTIVE ORDERS?! Or when JFK started (and ended) potentially world-ending crises while Marilyn Monroe sucked his dick? How about when Bill Clinton told the entire post-Soviet world to go fuck itself, abandoned the opportunity to truly heal the world after the Cold War, or bombed the shit out of Serbia? I guess that was ok because he had a (D) before his name on the ballot. MSNBC and your favorite Hollywood actors told you it was alright, so you voted. You fucking traitors.

You fucking hypocritical faggots. You fucking champagne socialists, you pseudo-empathetic bastards who pretended to care about the working class even while you lubed up a big ol' mestizo strap-on Made in China for us all. You brought this upon us all. Your Chosen One, Hillary, used her media contacts to promote Trump over the other Republican candidates. You don't get to bitch.

DER STAAT BIN ICH

It's about the American trade relationships with China have changed with our political relationships, how we abandoned the pro-Democracy ideals of men like FDR in the pursuit of profit, and how we unwittingly created this economic monster our politicians never stop whining about even while they get rich from it. To put it in shittpost terms:

>"From my point of view, Roosevelt is evil!"

Easy there. Getting worked up and lashing out like that will only bring us closer to, at best, the political violence of the 70s and, at worst, Civil War II.

99% of this board hasn't of voting age when any of that shit happened.

>tfw you were the force of change that created a favorable environment for the sith and ensured their eventual ascension as rulers of the galaxy and the one to finally accomplish that goal is some old dude named Sheev "The Senate" Palpatine and his ultimate attack was spinning in the air

Who is that? Darth...something?

I'm not sure I would mind. I've got no interest in a repeat of the Civil War, of course, but we all need a massive wakeup call. Our country is divided along ethnic/religious/political lines that don't really match up with the part dividing lines. We need something to realign us, the way the Civil War did. Maybe it will result in 15-20 years of single party rule, as the Civil War did. I don't really give a shit, as long as it gets us back on track.

I know. But a large portion of the voting population was, and a disproportionate percentage of them are responsible for Clinton's nomination.

*with the party dividing lines

Well I don't want to spoil Trump's presidency for you, but the best thing we can do right now is be civil, reach across the aisle for common ground, and leave the trolling to the God Emperor.

We can avoid this upheaval entirely because we're didn't elect a Clinton or a Bush.

>Well I don't want to spoil Trump's presidency for you

Don't get me wrong, I'm not happy about Trump's presidency. On election night, I was happy Clinton lost, not that he won. At worst, he'll serve as a wakeup call to the nation.

Probably dismantled his body, and then put it together at EmPal SuRecon.

Bane?

To the Bane folder it goes

its a nod to Louis XIV's "I am the State."

It's a reference to that English Civil War thing. Can't remember the exact person who said it, but they were talking about how they were Parliament. I swear I read this on Wikipedia years ago, but I can't find it now

These guys are right

Actually, may have been this:

it's a synecdoche you disgusting pleb

You mean onomatopoeia.

New York isn't even in this movie you idiot

a sith LORD?

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

Raises a good pont. Are there sith ladies?

Either female sith or wives of sith lords.

Why was he so incredulous about the Lord part? If Yoda knew about the rule of 2, then so would Windu. There's a 50/50 chance of getting the Lord when you find a Sith.

"Senator" and "Senate" were popular nicknames on Naboo, never through the whole republic
>Senate Palpatine
>Senator Amidala
>Senate Jar Jar
Name a senator who is canon and not from Naboo

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Why couldn't Jedi beat death?

It's just manipulating midichlorians and shit, right?

Who would win, Bigger Luke or Luuke?

NOT FROM A JEDI.

He is the Satan dumbass.

>Luuke

Explain.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker

What the fuck?

lmao, maybe Disney should just scorch earth

here fucking here brother

my idol and my hero.

Luuke is part of the novel trilogy that is unironically the best thing to ever come out of this franchise.

>I sexually Identify as the senate

Bail Organa.

WoW so diffucult

So, it's autism then.