Miami Dolphins @ Atlanta Falcons Pre-game Thread

How bad are we losing today, Sup Forums?

I'm here baby, don't you worry. To answer your question though, the Falcons have a bad habit of playing down to the level of lesser competition. I think it'll be closer than expected. Either way, Falcons need a win to continue to stay in the mix in the NFC South. Fucking Panthers have a solid record, even thought I think they're a complete fraud team. Would love for the Falcons to snag a home playoff game or 2 though.

Julio Jones is still not 100% and sanu is out. You guys have a good chance.

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Let's go falcons

Solid, Trent Green is calling the game. I fucking hate Charles Davis who ends up calling a lot of Falcons games.

Julio will get 200 yards

It's not going to be a blowout. You guys have a good defense so I see the Falcons scoring around 23 points.

:-)

23 to 3 then?

go dolphins....

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Falcons keep every game close so it won't be too bad

Falcons pls b gentle

How bad is this gonna be? 45-7? 52-10?

HOLY FUCKING REFBALL

Who has the biggest dick on the field today? I'm thinkin Cameron Wake has an absolute monster.

it's too early for lewd posting

No such thing.

Julio Jones easily 10+

So what are the odds that Gase pulls Cutler?

>atlanta seats half empty again

Why is that city so shit?

This is the least interesting game on the falcons schedule but I think it will be a close game because falcons can't finish drives well. Even if the falcons win by a lot ,though, we don't really learn anything about the falcons because the dolphins are so bad.

20-17 falcons

dutch guy is missing from today's game

Most fans aren't in the stadium yet or in their seats

Just is. That's why I moved outta there. I stopped going to Falcons games at the Dome because they sucked so hard. Shit fans, buncha nigs on their bluetooths, and half empty stadium. Fuck Atlanta.

>AJAYI IS BACK

HOLY FUCKING YUM

Oh fuck yes! Cutler 1/1 for a first! Elite mode engaged!

Seriously. That new stadium sounds like it's the tits! Cheap(ish) beer and food that doesn't fuck you raw without lube!?! SIgn me up!

I honestly can't watch Dolphins games anymore.

I don't know whether it's the league, the team itself, 15 years or so of complete and utter mediocrity but i just don't have the stomach for another 3.5 hours of it. Even the wins are boring.

I can't believe I actually get nostalgic for the Sporano/Pennington/Brown era.

Kickers/kick coverage have gotten too good at kicking off super high inside the 5 so they cant take the touchback. This kickoff rule change needs go. It has effectively eliminated exciting kick returns and just gives offenses worse field position

Lol dolphons

Alright I have to defend Cutler here with that Landry and Ajayi drops.

>dat nigger flop by landry

Holy shit Landry I didn't realize you were such a baby betch

who /finsup/ here?

Don't really know the ticket price at other stadiums but 100 minimum (worst seats and atmosphere) to see a shitty game like this isn't worth it to a lot of people. Compared to 79 when my dad had season tickets on the lower level, why would anyone pay 100 for a nose bleeder?

yeah
bottom fins up

I miss him already :(

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rip rodgers ):

>believing in the Failcons
they'll end up losing the last week of the season so they lose the division

Anyone got a stream?

Jones is a fucking beast

These commentators are terrible

Such smug sounding assholes

r/nflstreams

I can try to fill up the spot and rack up another ban, but idk if I can
been believing since 2013 and I guess it's true what they say about hope dying last

Clone Romo when?

YEAH BOY WELCOME TO THE NFL

DAGGER INTO DOLPHINS HEARTS

>announcers won't make a decisive call on yardage even when its clearly a yard difference

and it begins
GG Falcons, don't kill em too hard

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We need 32 Romos

2 for every game

why don't QBs get really good at kicking so the team can get another skill player?

I legit just asked out loud "literally who?", had no idea he was on the team

Roddy White was able to kick pretty well.

matty goat

>getting ready for work (weekend coverage)
>see that
dammit user you're killing me

welp. faptime.

If only.

Getting beat that deep...

so could Wes Welker but neither were QBs

Did he kick? I remember Kroy Biermann kicking a couple times

I remember Kroy kicking a few times as well. Did just fine.

Working weekends sucks, that's the thing I hated the most while I was in the states

when you get to this level it's better to be a specialist

Good idea, let your 10 million dollar QB get killed kicking a punk.

RUN EVERY PLAY

a QB has more chance of getting killed in the pocket than every single kicker to ever play

At least Ajayi looks good so far

missed the start but first play i saw was that dragon, based

So let him increase his risk kicking a punt? Great logic. More insentive to roll into the planted leg during a punt if it means taking out a starting QB.

>tfw started Ajayi
he's finally doing something

>punt
m8 I said good at KICKING
means he'd do field goals and kick offs

Ooooooo lez git durrrty boiiiiiiiis

>mfw punting with my arm

why cant we catch anything

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Tfw started Landry. Tell me friend, am I retarded?

How did Dolphins handle that coach sniffing the white powder?

Then have the kicker do both FG's and punts, dumbass. Not a specialized player for both. That wpuld make more sense and still open up a slot.

I think I saw that he went to rehab today

Nah, I started him too. I just want to believe.

That Vegas ad...no one wants to see your shitty bullet filled city anymore.

Adam is the best coach we have had since Sparono... but his fetish for resting Jay and putting in Williams is idiotic.

Just as much as him trying to force passing plays. We could have ran the ball all the way for a fg.

>I just want to believe

that doesn't mean it wasn't a retarded move.

Why the hell would anyone want to call plays on the field? How dumb

I am still very excited for Gase as a coach. He got fucked hard by the Tannehill injury this year. But Cutler is all on him.

Cutler better go deep if they let him pass at all, other than that let Ajayi run the ball.

The thread seems kinds slow

>playbook consists of 3 plays, one for negative yards, one for 0 yards, and one for 3 yards
>best coach in years
yikes

Just keep contribootin and everything will be fine friendo

Please tell me this semen demon has porn somewhere.

The nose knows.

Fucking Thugfins

it's a game in which miami is playing. what do you expect?

>Patriots getting BTFO by the Jests

Sadly I dont know, it's one of those pics you see on Sup Forums and dont know where it's from exactly.

Will try to

Why is this game so chippy

based gase going for it