"It's Obvious Who Should Replace Ben Affleck as Batman Director... Zach Snyder"

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I'm not gonna read that shit the title says it all

Hollywood is cancer

Wtf Zack Snyder can't direct a movie for shit much less act in one? Why would he be a good Batman?

It's time to stop giving Zach Snyder work

That'd be fucking based
I doubt he'd do it

His next film is unironically gonna be this
youtube.com/watch?v=PTcVNuNX8yY

Zack is a bro tier director plus he can outlift 90% of the faggots on this board

All Batman scenes in BvS were really good, even the chasing scene, the warehouse fight, the batman introduction (The horroresque one)

If he's so strong why are his films so weak?

PLS NO NO NO! THAT FUCKING HACK HAS DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE

His films are good bro, you just are too low test to enjoy them

What are you talking about Justice League hasn't even dropped yet?
>into the toilette

only strong men can appreciate his movies

The chase scene was awful. The other ones were good though.

Snyder is a man's man's man, that's why Marvel fans can't appreciate his movies.

Watchmen was a mistake

>implying getting the character of Superman, Batman, and Lex Luthor wrong isn't enough damage.

Marvel SJW directors cannot compete with this level of muscle power

He killed Jimmy two minutes in to BVS I wanna see what he does next

Its like a car wreck

and that man's man's man want Batman to be a rape victim in prison.

Snyder would be the one doing the raping though, and probably raping Marvel fans

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No one cares about Jimmy Olsen
Guess who's going to rape Batman?? Why does Harley has a Bat?

>Nite-Owl is batman

But he's not Rorschach is batman Nite-Owl is blue beetle

HOW CAN HE NOT KNOW THIS AND MAKE A WATCHMEN MOVIE

Rorschach is the Question.

He's retarded. Any time you listen to him speak about his movies, he completely misses the point of them.

THE TIME HAS COME.

I'm not even going out of my way with some esoteric knowledge

In the documentary on Watchmen Alan Moore says as much and it came out YEARS before the movie

I'd killed him too, to make the fanboys shut the fuck up.

He will kill Alfred in a bat tornado

Guillermo Del Toro might do it some justice.

>Rorschach is batman Nite-Owl is blue beetle

>taking your headcanon run-amuck fan theories seriously

Its Alan Moore's headcanon man

Like he wasn't even shy to up and say it

Bruce Wayne will go to prison for crimes he didn't commit, and get raped, and he gets a message that Alfred is in trouble and kidnapped, he decides he can't take the daily gangrapings anymore and kills everyone in the prison in one huge fight and escapes to rescue Alfred but it was really a ploy by Lex Luthor who imprisons him in his own rape dungeon for another 10 years until he agrees to fight Superman for him. That's just the first act.

I hope so

But only if Jeromy Irions goes out with dual uzis and leather pants

Better go over and correct the Wikipedia entry, then.

I double dare you.

>As with the rest of the main characters of Watchmen, Alan Moore based Rorschach on Charlton Comics characters, using them as a "starting point." The characters Rorschach was specifically based on were the Question and Mr. A, two comic book characters created by Steve Ditko.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_(comics)

I'm gonna do it

>and put a hidden banepost in 4u

Leave capekino to me.

Alpha as fuck

literally only teenage male virgins and 3rd worlders like snyder movies theyre some of the dumbest shit on the planet

this is bro business, you wouldn't understand

Antoine Fuqua

snyder is actually a stupid person irl he can barely speak coherently in interviews

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He speaks Kino perfectly.

DONE

go quick before it goes back

Done

(part 1)

Part 2

That's all you owe me a coke

You are a very naughty person.

autism

how is Zack "Zack 'the hack' Snyder" Snyder going to Jesus the fuck out of this movie?

>Batman is Mary
>Jason Todd is Jesus
>Joker are the Jews

>Batman scenes in BvS were far and away the best part
>Give Snyder a script that is just about Batman

It would be kino desu

Does Zack know enough about Islam to include "hidden" symbolic messages?

they were all completely forgettable and made MoS look watchable.

Snyder directing it would literally be the only reason I watch it

Theres literally no one earth better suited to direct Batman than Snyder. Fincher would be a close 2nd.

>they were all completely forgettable and made MoS look watchable

the warehouse scene was the best fighting scene in 2016

The real deal: Snyder sabotaged Ben's movie so he could direct it himself.

Snyder would be great for a fast-paced dark and edgy predator Batman actually. He didn't understand anything about the essence of Watchmen or Superman but his style actually fits with Batman.

lol no

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I can actually imagine Snyder being a prick and asking Ben Affleck everyday

>Yo bro when are you going to start directing The Batman? i'm really excited
>hey bro can't wait for your batman movie
>Did you know Batman could get raped in prison?
>hey bro i got an awesome idea for your movie

Go to sleep, Zach

Only a beta would say this.

The chase scene was boss like pretty much all the action in that movie. Only neckbeards whine that "Batman never kills whaaaa"

Demonstrated to be false many times, and not that it matters. Batman comics were written in a different time. BvS Batman is in a dark place. The mansion remains in ruins, he's boozing. He's in full vigilante mode.

When you're a mortal fighting people who want to kill you, you don't fuck around.

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I think you may legitimately be a retarded person, friendo.

Zack would make the fucking perfect Batman film if there's minimal studio interference.

I would legitimately go see this.

You know what Zack actually should do?
Miracleman.

What's so special about mr. miracle?

You're a cheeky cunt. Did you think I'd let you get off Scott Free after saying something like that?

I don't get the controversy. If I was a rape victim I'd be fascinated with the idea. As is I don't care one way or the other. Maybe Snyder knows someone who was raped. Every comic fag is perfectly ok with Dick Grayson being raped? Bruce Wayne getting raped at a much less experienced stage of life would be no different.

Ok, so I assume being raped in prison is the most man's man's manliest thing ever ?

HE DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

he will still get work if autist DCfanboys keep giving him money just because its a dc movie waht he makes

youtu.be/MyVPh3Usrho?t=85
Thanks Zack Snyder for the best batman fight scene in cinema history

learnt on the 1st week of cinematography school/book

"it's obvious who should replace Ben Affleck as Batman, director, Zack Snyder"

that's not Shyamalan

i read it that way too user kek

it should've been
>directed by some autist
instead

God dammit is Snyder ever going to direct Man of Steel 2 at this rate?

>DCEU is in tatters
Who can fix it?!
>THE MAN THAT CREATED THIS MESS!

Movie's pretty shit but this scene is based.

I don't give a fuck, Snyder is a great director.

The guy can make some really well shot scenes, action sequences, and a just well rounded movie. He has flaws, but for directing the guy is great.

If they actually do this, DC is completely dead.

fuck off cunt I will could ruin that prick

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Because they have weak scripts. The direction is just fine.

I like (you).

>man's man's man
So..gay?

Snyder is great if you don't let him touch the writing or dialogue. He's strictly a visual director and should be contained to that.

Also his fight choreography is excellent, but jesus fuck don't let him touch a script.

Agreed, he's like a poor man's Ridley Scott

It's almost like both characters have aspects of batman

>lol yes

PLS BE REAL

>If I was a rape victim I'd be fascinated with the idea.
This is such a baffling statement I can only assume you're underage.

I WANT THIS

NOW

Maybe people would finally stop finding male rape funny if their damaged crusader Batman got it in the ass as college aged pup.

>"It's Obvious Who Should Replace Ben Affleck as Batman Director... Zach Snyder"
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