Bud light

Hey does Sup Forums like bud light?

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Fuckin dropped.

>American humor

All domestic beer is piss. I walk around to my local breweries and ask if they are red pilled

what happened to comedy

Never liked bud light, haven't bought bud since they sold out to inbev.

wasn't there a mexican in the last one?

really makes you think

>A fucking leaf
and
>A jew

not sure what else you were expecting

Jesus fucking christ I cringed.

When I get home from work, I have a few Miller Lites and decompress.

>look at me I drink craft beer """ exclusively """

>it'a a "the wage gap myth is real" episode

Just got a 2 pack of triple hopped assyrian spiced cambodian pale ale, brewed in Greenland. have you heard of it? of course you havent. hahaha

I drink Polish or Mexican or Belgium beer. Plus I fucking hate Seth Rogen

Jesus, no wonder other actors prefer doing commercials for mexican beer.

youtube.com/watch?v=8_E9N_8Hnb0

HELLO LIBERALS OUR BEER AGREES WITH YOU DO YOU RECIGNIZE THESE TWO PEOPLE THEY LIKE IT

I don't remember

wait....

nope, silver bullet baby.

also I convinced my father in law to switch to blue moon years ago, I showed him this and he thanked me again.

I obtain from all intoxicants of any kind excluding caffeine and medication to keep me from being autistic

Some companies have chosen the progressive signalling marketing strategy.

The oldest textile manufacturer in Finland did fag bed sheets and the media hyped how progressive they are, free advertisement +100.

Women pay more for cars?

that's not the psychological strategy

the strategy in advertising is aspirational

men are SO KEKED that they look up to these people. they aspiret o be the vision of manlness portrayed here.

>light beer

No because I don't drink piss water

is there one that's just dicks?

The only time since I've been 19 years old that I put money towards bud light was about two weeks ago when a 20 year old tiny Asian girl coworker was hanging out with some bros and I didn't want to kill her with our double IPAs. She didn't drink any of them because someone had vodka and she preferred that with Pepsi (fucking gross) so I cracked one open and managed to get less drunk than I was beforehand. Not only is it super weak but it tastes like watered down piss, there's no reason for bud light to exist.

Can't tell if srs...

What men do you know that buy bud light that don't eat cock?

they probably have worse credit, lol

also it's really sad that our aspirational celebrities are all obese disgusting manatees

jesus. your celebrities can only be obese when the general population is MORE obese

surely smeone has noticed that only superhuman superheroes and children's movies are alowed to have skinny people now? you literally have to be impossible to be healthy, lol

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE JEWS ALWAYS

Women pay less for auto insurance. Won't hear anything about that though.

They're both jews

Sometimes I drink to get drunk. Bud light is fine for that.

They pay less for car insurance here.

You mean America Light?

men that don't know how to be men. that's the point of beer variety. hipsters pretend to be men by buyin microbrews with hipster names. normie men pretend to be men by buying bud or coors. these beers used to appeal to middle america: middle america became a bunch of faggy numales.

Transcript please, I'm not giving that shit views.

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ONLY DRINK THE OFFICIAL TRUMP APPROVED MACROBEER

FUCK BUD LIGHT ITS FOR SPICS

2 Jews and a Beer

light beer is the most pussified alcoholic beverage

Jews happened

Not really.
If I want to drink cheap beer I drink Rolling Rock.

seriously, people buy that overpriced bud light shit here thinking it's good beer because it has an american name

this is blatant propaganda

it's a bad sign

I don't always drink light beer, but when I do, it's Miller Lite.

It's pretty great, water is the only non-degenerate drink.

Isn't Seth Rogan a cuck?
Or at least he said some extremely dumb shit on twitter.

Oh, he's jewish isn't he?

TYBC TYBCS

DAT BANQUET SON

Where did she left?

So I can ride the silver bullet AND the Trump train?
No brakes indeed.

He's wealthy and more relevant than Adam Sandlers, so he's just cashing out

>calling rogen a leaf
You realize he was a burger at birth as well right

you're 50% responsible

>bud drinkers are dudebros with terrible taste or college students too dumb/broke to get better beer
>we think progressive feminism is the best way to reach this market

Holy shit this is some next-level retardation from their marketing department.

I'm a 30 year old beer drinker and I don't even know what light beer is. Is it light as in low calories or low alcohol? If it's the former, I don't see the problem with it, if you can stand the taste. I just don't drink it because only shitty brands offer it.

Massive idiot who despises Trump.

>bud light
>bud.light
>you defended america
>you said, "hey they're not so bad"
>you said, "give them a chance"
>bud
>fucking
>light

so..who will commit honorable suicide for this?

>Amy "Never Stolen Jokes" Shumer

It's always been piss

>spends $20 for two beers
>could have bought 3 times as much local brew
>look at me I'm such a faggot

kys you hipster scum.

How is she still getting work after all that shit came out about her? The media just won't let her die. They need their feminist icon.

>Schumer's father is Jewish
>Seth Rogen has described his parents, who met in Israel on a kibbutz, as "radical Jewish socialists"

>Bud light
No..
Always drank Alexander Keiths and Schooners.
I'm a Nova Scotian; they're my drinks of choice.

holy fucking kek

youtube.com/watch?v=_4p8LylVs_g

I actually thought it was satire. But no, they do actually believe this shit.
>go to store with mom
>buy cereal
>cashier asks me who is going to eat the cereal
>uhm my mom, why?
>oh, it's because she has to pay the woman tax, BECAUSE OF YOU SHITLORDS
Sometimes I feel like these people come from different dimensions that are overlapping with ours. They see ghosts that belong in their world, but not in mine.

(((Seth Rogen)))
(((Amy Schumer)))

It's deliberate, to cause an uproar and get easy media spread. First you fucks spread it out of anger and then jurnalists make articles about soggy knees to spread it even more.

Amy Schumer: Bud light party here to discuss equal pay

Seth Rogen: women don't get paid as much as men and that is wrong

Amy: and we have to pay more for the same stuff

seth: what?

amy: yeah, cars, dry cleaning, shampoo

seth: you pay more but get paid less!? that is double wrong! I'm calling everyone I know and I'm telling them about this, this has got to stop!

amy: Bud light proudly supports equal pay, that's why bud light cost the same if you're a dude or a lady

After seeing amy schumer in a budlight commercial im switching over to drinking new castle brown ale

why are you talking about taxes. we're talking about the fact that in this world, in the reality of our galaxy, there is such a thing as Bud Light, and it is being bought.

So what's the best american beer for a mexican who enjoys his final days of NAFTA?

partially, but it's quite obvious they've claimed the media apparatus as well as the moral authority to spread their propaganda.

we need to fight this. when someone calls you an oppressor and they've got a gun to your head, it's too late to plead for mercy

>i dont understand sarcasm

So... they're saying equal pay is a joke?

Because that's the message I'm getting here. :^)

wtf im straight edge now

Stone cold steve austin is redpilled and has his own beer

Thank god miller light is my cheap beer of choice.

bleach lite. it's great. pass it around to your family.

>muh pay gap!

>and we have to pay more for the same stuff
What? No really, what?
I mean, you could argue that there is a wage gap (only due to how women work less hours and generally doing less paying jobs) but HOW THE FUCK do they pay for anything more?

Brock lesnar drinks coors light not budlight video of him saying it on jewtube

>Be Alabamian
>Coors was forbidden fruit for decades
>mfw I finally taste it
>It sucks

Yuengling for me, thx.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT! I'M NOT!

No it isn't. You eurofags invented raspberry lambics with 2.7% alcohol. "Muh Belgian beer" kill yourself

>Drinking any LIGHT beer

only for faggots.

Also amy schumer looks like ms piggy

>Live on West Coast
>No Yuengling for me

I have no idea wtf they're even implying with cars and dry cleaning. The shampoo/toiletries argument is that they are supposedly more expensive for the "same product" when marketed toward women. But I can't fathom what mystical patriarchal force is preventing them from buying the men's shampoo, if they really are the same product

Fuck off croat

newcastle has always been my favorite pisswater

women's labelled products cost more because women want more frills and smells etc in their product and because unlike men, women actively discriminate against low cost products of certain categories based solely on price.

so it's because htey're stupid, basically.

you might as well ask why 10k dollar perfume exists.

> Canada

You have some of the worst beer in the world fuck off

>throwing oodles of money away on craft beer
>not appreciating craft, BMC's, imports, and bottom shelf beers on their own occassions

I'll drink Budweiser if I'm at a bland run of the mill place that doesn't have much on tap, Newcastle, Boddington's, Konig Ludwig, and other imports from the store, have crafts at the taphouse, and Mickey's or Stag when I want to just get drunk cheap at home. There's a different beer for every occassion. Stop being a fucking snob.

You've got to move, user...

This - but I won't be drinking the liquid Jew from the OP anymore

More like Cukc Lite, amirite, guys? Haha
Witness

>below 7% alcohol
>beer

sure, sure

Just drink Busch or keystone faggot

EASTBOUND AND DOWN, LOADED UP AND TRUCKIN'

What'd you expect? It's a cheap lager. It's also the best cheap lager in the states.