Ask a Russian anything

Ask a Russian anything

Would suck my benis?

Would suck my benis?

what's your favourite pokemon?

Did you vote for Putin?
Russian democracy is real or just a meme?
Is marxism still a thing in Russia?
How strong is the right wing?

Why do you keep killing upstanding British citizens?

No

No
Squirtle, Togepi, Meowth

what does suka means in russian?

Are you a bottom for muscled men?

Would suck my benis?

Bitch

skolka stojit vodka?

my russian grandparents dislike me because I'm a "western dog" and my norwegian grandparents dislike me because I'm too russian for them

what do? I never asked for this.

Is Zhenya a boy or girl name?

Are you drunk?

Would suck my benis?

Stop talking to them

Both

Nein

Admit that you have shitty grandparents i guess. Btw does they just called you a western dog? lel I would just tell them to go fuck themselves

Is in you room Ordnung ?

Where in Russia are you from?

>every answer is one worded or yes/no
not interesting desu:^(

Do you prefer Russia or Norway?

Carlo Masi a shit

they never said it directly to me but I've heard it through my family

my russian grandpa was a staunch soviet patriot who served in the russian navy all his life and was disappointed and bitter his only daugher married a western man

while I speak good enough russian and have lived in petersburg for a year, I have to go with norway I suppose because I grew up here and am culturally norwegian. I have a slavic look though and sometimes get mistaken for a foreigner here in my own country which is fucking annoying.

What brand of russian Cigarettes are the best?

>my russian grandpa was a staunch soviet patriot who served in the russian navy all his life and was disappointed and bitter his only daugher married a western man
He got what he deserved, lol. If I were his daughter, I'd start doing porn with niggers

Russian cigarettes are shit

t. Parliament fan

enough about me

how do you see Russia in the future?

How much would a pack of these cost you in russia?

>how do you see Russia in the future?
Russia has no future

what's going to happen the next 50 years?

Why are you so disgusting?

I think we're going to have sevetal Russian or ex-Russian countries in 2100, lol. The new 1991 is inevitable cause our economy is shit and cannot compete with the USA

You came find American spirit in stores here, but A pack of Marlboro costed like 2 backs last time I checked. I prefer rollies though, how much for a pack of this in America

What's the average Russian stance on their presence in Syria?

Average temperatire in the hospital? I don't know about average stance, but I personally don't care.

Do you drink more than me daily ?

6-7 8% beers or the equivalent in whiskey.

Maybe if you focused on inward reforms and cooperation with the West, instead of becoming satellites to Chinese ((Eurasian)) interests (at the expense of your citizens, but for the gain of silovikis) things might turn out differently.

Come to the US

I've never seen nor played anything pokemon related.

cigarette costs highly vary by city and state

>Did you vote for Putin?
No.

>Russian democracy is real or just a meme?
I'd say it's mostly real. I believe that the majority of people do support Putin (because they're stupid and brainwashed but nonetheless) but the voting is still being tampered with to make the support look overwhelming while in reality it would like 55% instead of 80% they proclaim.

>Is marxism still a thing in Russia?
Was it ever a thing here?

the cheapest bottle is $4.5 for 0.5 litres

It's for both sexes.
Sounds really girlish if you ask me.

Sometimes, yeah.
The last time was three days ago. Three litres of beer and a couple of vermouth cocktails with smoked sausage.
And no, I almost never drink vodka, not when I have a choice.

Kursk oblast'.
Famous for having tasty apples, having lots of nightingales and for being the territory where the biggest tank battle in history took place. (more than 6000 tanks were in the battle)

Nobody can predict what our government does next.
I would've never guessed Putin staying in power for 20 years, him behaving the he does and would've never thought the Crimea thing could ever happen but it did.
The best year in the modern history of Russia was 2008 so I just want that back.

The government supported media says the people are absolutely exctatic about it.
I would say it's 70 to 30. 70% of people think it was a good idea (because their idea of success is being a dick to every foreign country) and 30% of people think that the money that went to support the war with some muslims were much needed inside our own country.

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Why does Janitor earns the same money as aircraft engineer?
Here in Canada, Janitor only earns 1/5 of an engineer.

Because the stuff that engineers make is of poor quality and is almost never used anywhere. Which drives their work useless and therefore their wage lowers because they're not making anything that's getting used or sold.

In Norway Janitor arns 1/3 of a bank manger, lol.
It's because your government is not so fucked in the head as the Rusdian and Norwegian ones

Engineers dont have to clean up shit

Every government related job is always low payed except for police and politicians of course. And it's shit pay for a janitor in Moscow too, usually they earn much more then that