Next morning

>next morning
>you wake up
>radio saying:
>Finland will attack [your country] tomorrow

how will you react

>Finland will attack
I think you mean liberate? Finns are the greatest ppl in the world :3

oh fug :DDDDDDDDDDD

We challenge them to a hockey game and win as always, forcing them to take it out on Sweden. They then lose again and go back to being drunk and alone.

Move to Finland to have sauna with Mongol girls as soon as we conquer it

>get mobilized
>kick off finnish Pekkas to Hailuoto in 3 mounts
>occupy the whole country

Finns are shit at war

whats the Orange thing on his head

>blank adapter and training AT

Ask them kindly to destroy this whole country and every single Baltoslav in it.

>Finns are shit at war
They may have conceded territory to you guys Ivan but they made you fucking bleed. Dumb niggers.

Practice throat singing so I can greet my Mongolian overlords when they parade through the streets of my city, victorious.

PRAISE TENGRI

FUG :DDD

>the war is decided by a gold medal hockey game
>finland looses again
wew

ei mitä vittua seis

cut supply of sardines and mittens.

*insert image of finn sending finns to attack swedes but they hug and live happily ever after*

cry because i don't want any brave finns to be hurt

hm I think you could say we are finnished

what's the name of that meme anyway? I've been looking a for a template.

Bunker down in a Sauna(sacred for finns)to avoid being killed.

*sends Lakupiipu via pidgeons*

How's finnish navy?

...

I'm pretty sure finland could easily wipe my country out

I'd kek. But if the finnish ski squads moved in on me I'd shit bricks tbqh.

Switch sides

i will stand next to them and they will step back for personal space

lel(loving every laugh)

first laugh for 23h and then nuke them

VERY rude.

I only have this one, sorry.

I brebare sauna, vodka, and angus :DDDDDD ebin :DDD

>Surrender immediately
>get finnish citizenship
>absorb it from the inside
>???
>PROFIT!

Go about my normal day

yes please daddy finland, take me

>ignoring about how Swedes and Danes have repeatedly kicked Finnish ass