Deliver Us edition
/brit/
cara
anime
Fat cat
want to be liquefied
lmao
SOWED THE WIND
poor fat cat
*heavy breathing*
how can i get my test levels checked
* * * IMPORTANT * * *
just realized i fucking LOVE pints
don't care much for loan word pronunciation but people who pronounce Porsche as 'porsh' and not 'porshia' deserve AIDS
They did the job
Money came with ease
But one couldn't stop
It's like he had a disease
big cat `,:)
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made diner
having castillo del diavolo wine
who's watching nake attraction?
Pretty sure ancient egyptians looked just like me and not some filthy nigger
mama always warned me about boys like you
she said that all you want to do
is run over me like shoes
and try to take me to your crib
and try to find something sweet
wanna be the first to run and tell
you took my virginity
*removes your comment and puts it into purgatory*
t. Porsche boxster owner
>Day 96836 of my descent into complete insanity
>its significantly worse now than even fucking yesterday!
tell the doctor you fear you might have low-test (and see him shrug it off)
or tell the doctor that you think you are a girl (and see him hurry to check your test and give you oestrogen)
porsh is the slang for it you retard
can anyone help with my homework?
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Great voice acting
love emotional music lads
just shed a tear whilst singing along to this
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So basically my options are
Arrival
Pawn Sacrifice
Swiss Army Man
Primal Fear
I, Daniel Blake
Goon
The Island
Weiner Dog
Moonrise Kingdom
Elvis and Niton
Everybody Wants Some
Captain Fantastic
A Clockwork Orange
The Devils Advocate
Hell or High Water
Inherent Vice
The Impossible
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
A Single Man
Wild Bill
Kill Your Friends
Finding Neverland
Interview with The Vampire
What film should I watch lads?
don't bother trying to do it on the NHS, just get a private one done, should cost around £50-60
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any never seen a vagina man in ?
remembering that time the cute girl in uni took my hand and placed it on her thigh in the middle of class and left her hand on top of mine and then we just sat like that for the next 2 hours
still makes me sweat just thinking about it
Moonrise Kingdom
Why has nobody dubbed this with Shaka amohs Egypt was a black land?
almost bought one actually haha
would feel like such a bellend in one though
You sure?
FONT FONT FONT NEVER HAD ANYTHING CLOSE TO THAT
Hell yea
Captain Fantastic
still hasnt sunk in that its september yet
still feels like april desu
yanks are so fucking thick
fuck off and die
kek, saw that one. muscle granddad's knob grew out of his body at 90 degrees, was really weird
Goon
Hell or High Water
Inherent Vice
recycle bin everything else
Arrival is alright.
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your epidermis is showing haha
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EVerybody wants some is absolutely fantastic and i'm not a huge linklater fan clockwork orange is also good, both these films are a tier above the rest desu
there there
*pats you on the head*
Very much not FONT at all. I'm a 24 year old kissless virgin mate.
flammable member of staff
sexhaver
I haven't seen dazed and confused, does that matter at all?
>going on 4th date with some girl (but she's in an open relationship...)
I shouldn't feel bad about shagging a different girl tomorrow should I?
>The virgin same race search
vs.
>The chad global domination
>That one girl who fancied you in school but you were too autistic to see her OBVIOUS signs
it was a cold cycle to work this morning. it struck me that summer is over.
>Tfw 2017 is almost over
>tfw literally done nothing of note for the entire year besides work
>haven't been out with friends
>haven't had a holiday
>haven't learned anything new (non-work related)
>haven't been anywhere new
>Haven't even spoken to anyone my own age
this one is going down as the worst year of my entire life, but i don't see how any subsequent years can improve on this.
>yfw brits call pc a wunderbahboxes
>yfw brits call cars motorized rollinghams
>yfw brits call candy bars chocolate globbernaught
>yfw brits call power cables, electro rope
>yfw brits call a hamburger beef wellington ensemble with lettuce
>yfw brits call pens whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers >yfw brits call doorknobs, twisting plankhhandle
>yfw brits call a keyboard a, hoighty toighty tippy typers
>yfw brits call peanut butter and jelly, nutty gum and fruit spleggins
>yfw brits call rape, forcy fun time
>yfw briots call a screwdriver, a pip pip gollywock
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a single man
top film, should have gone for tony takitani though
All utter shite except Inherent Vice so watch that. Defo do not ever watch arrival it doesn't make sense
THE FUCKING STATE OF ENGLAND
everything went downhill with the work colleagues after i failed to show up for the christmas do
wish i'd gone
i think maybe 1 or 2 liked me but i'm not sure
still a KHV
no everybody wants some is a lot better
This explains a lot about each constituent country of the United Kingdom quite a bit
>Welsh
Weirdos
>Scots
SJW
>England
Cuck
>N. Ireland
likes it messy
Literal animal abuse. Seek help you fucking cunt
>tfw desperate to be unemployed again
why do you want them checked?
i agree wholeheartedly. 2017 has been such a mediocre and miserable year for me. its been nothing but work, work, work, work, fucking work. god. im too young to be spending my life doing this mundane shit.
>tfw will never be an cavalry officer in the early 18th century British Army
J U S T
Cool gonna watch that then
Will watch
This tomorrow
And then these
Then I'll do the post again
Textin the wife
hate my shit job and shit life but will never forget the dark period i went through during neetdom
ANYTHING is better than that
was picking my arse then scratched my eye now it's stinging like fuck, what will happen to me lads?
pinworms mate
shan't bother checking since i already know my 'tosterone levels are through the roof
>tfw will never own a 1938 Rolls Royce Wraith in near mint condition with my own personal driver to take me to the seaside with my wife who is 7 years younger than me
BBC
pinkeye
your eyes will fall out mate, call an ambulance NOW
there's nothing holy about the pope. he's a fraud and should be arrested. the pope doesn't speak for god, he speaks for pedophiles. if you follow jesus you will go to heaven. if you follow the pope, you will go to hell.
simple as
eh. i mean i can't wait for my work contract to finish and to lose this job and to spend another 2-3 months looking for a new job.
>Tfw worried they're going to fire me because i'm actually really shit at my job
genuinely this autistic, am absolutely AWFUL at reading subtext without glaring hints
every time my bum itches I can't not think about pinworms
good choice is seriously good film probably my 2nd favourite flim of last year after American Honey
only virgins don't have hpv
naked attraction is actually disgusting
everyone involved should be gassed
Could've dated a super cute indian girl at my office but I ballsed it up
hpv: the virgin std
AIDS: the chad std
MILF is the top search for men and women in NI. We just like traditional wholesome housewife shagging.
'sheed
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>if your arse is itchy it means you have pinworms
ah no
you just have a bit of shit there
wipe your arse properly
absolute state of the right
poley on the left
/brit/ rorkes on the right