Go to the movies with a friend last Saturday

>go to the movies with a friend last Saturday
>we get talking about the new resident evil movie coming
>I mention a few of my favorite movies in the post apoc genre
>he asks where I find good movies to watch
>I say mostly the internet
>he presses my for more information
>I nonchalantly mention Sup Forums Sup Forums among other more normie places
>fast forward to today
>get a text from him asking why I'd recommend Sup Forums
>ask him what's wrong
>he says that he went to check it out and it was full of "pedophile discussions"
>pretend that I never even mentioned Sup Forums and acted confused
>he wasn't replied back in 10 hours

This guy is my only friend. ;_;

prob ventured to other places while on Sup Forums. text him what's up and wait for replies. update us

Sorry to hear that user. Never show your power level first.

>mentioning Sup Forums to normies
I don't even mentioning it to my therapist. I pretend I go to reddit

Shouldve told him theres some fag on a rival chan who has created a bot that spams frozen and chill shit all day

The history of my life user ;----;

TROUBLE
TROUBLE
TROUBLE

Did he mix up TV and B?

>mention Sup Forums to my mom in some conversation
>a week later
>"i heard Sup Forums is a pedophile site full of child porn. you don't post there, do you?"

This. It's also the reason why I don't give my phone away anymore. People might discover clover.

>hey bro can i use your computer i need to look up something real quick

>tfw Sup Forums IS a pedo discussion site
>mfw making up lies before mentioning I post here
>mfw oldfag also

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you do realize those dogs are not laughing they're snarling angry about the rip each other's throats do you not?

>about the rip each other's throats
what did this utter retard mean by this stupid bullshit

kek don't know what the fork happened. meant the type "the" but what got forking posted is "the" instead.

why the fork does my "the" get posted as "the" and why does fork get posted as fork? what the forking fork is going on?

>not having an addon that deletes your history every time you close it

>mentioning that you browse this shithole to normies

d-dont do this lads

>in HS, about 6 years ago
>out with a qt girl from my class
>suddenly awkward silence and cant think up of anything to say
>"I noticed your arms are getting slightly bigger user"
>"y-yeah haha there's this place on the internet that motivated me to lift"
>"which one user I'm also interested"
>proceed to explain to her about /fit/ and this famous guy posting on it (when zyzz was still alive)
>I'm now back home, open /fit/ to blog about my date and how I'm finally making it
>5 (five) >tfwnogf threads, several normal threads and the rest of the board is basically homo LARPing
>realize how fucking retarded I am
>next day, she didn't even say hi to me and directly sat next to another guy in class
>never went out on another date with her

I bet she went to Sup Forums or Sup Forums as well.

>homo LARPing

i wanna see that. see ya guys in /fit/.

lmao why does this place just destroy any friendship/relationship you might have with a normie if they find out you go here?

please post link to a homo larping thread in /fit/ here. took a look at /fit/ and can't see a thread that looks like homo larping. do you mean those threads where guys post pics of their bods. is that homo larping?

>why does a place made for outcasts by outcasts destroy relationships with normies

I'm talking about half a decade ago lad. Old /fit/ was basically 80% homo larp

damn you, you got me all excited and wet. at least describe what homo larping means or what the thread looks like.

My wife knows I browse this shithole. Yall need better friends.

Should have just said Reddit OP. That's what I do whenever I find something cool on Sup Forums and people ask me where I found it.

"no you may not"

All you need to know is that the "no homo" meme came from there

They're playing you dumbass. One is on its side.

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

WTF ur autist or somethn?

"Hey man, have you ever heard of Sup Forums?"

"Y-yeah, I think so..."

"It's this fucking weird website they have hentai which is like, porn of cartoons and shit, the fucks wrong with people?"

"Hehe yeah...T-that's pretty weird..."

>only friend

you are already fucked. losing 1 friend shouldnt mean shit to u.

>Things that never happened you friendless loser,

you do realize those dogs are not laughing they're snarling angry about to rip each other's throats do you not?