Do you love Singapore?

Do you love Singapore?

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7,5 /10 desu

It's a cool place, you guys have an interesting governmental system, I hate your accents though.

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Unlike Taiwan and Worst Korea, you guys managed not to fall into feminazi and hippie-tier leftism which deserves a lot of respect

Of course a burger would want to live in a country ran like a mall.

Yes, I love LKY.

I am not even burger. I am just a worst Korean who lost my country with multikulti and feminazis that have managed to be more cancerous than ones in the US

utter tit

love chewing gum
love drugs
love porn
love spitting
hate singapore
simple as

Yes
YES

I want to live there.

s*ngapore has no right to exist

Why are leafs so mean?

Typical Distopia

Went to Singapore when I was 9

Got scared that I had chewing gum in my bag (brought it for the bantz) ended up surrendering to airport security and crying

Other than that you left us like a cheep whore for chinks and other cancours nationalities also

>having to replay your parents
HAHAHAH

Stop bully pls

maids from your country are cool

>you left us like a cheep whore
More like you got BTFO by the Japs and stopped being credible desu

The gift of wise man politics administrated by Lee Kuan Yew

I-I love Singapore really user :3
I just love drugs/chewinggum/porn/spitting more

I'm actually not that affected by this because I know Japan isn't that better off either. At least I have 5 days work week and benefits.

>Lee Kuan Yew
Literally the hero of East and Southeast Asia.

wait didnt understand this thread until somebody said they got stopped for gum?

IS CHEWING GUM ILLEGAL IN S*NGAPORE?

gonna tell all my friends irl and make sure all the normans hate s*ngapore from now on

>sale of chewing gums is illegal in Singapore
But you can bring it in for personal consumption.

Also apparently for some reason they unbanned porn here.

>chew gum
>get executed

do you have gum dealers then

They sell gum in pharmacies though.

Anyway chewing gum ban was just a publicity stunt by LKY to show that he means business.

People who sell gum illegally just gets fined. Also, you can just pick them up at pharmacies.

I do not have a very good impression on them.
It seemed that they were traveling abroad and they despised the local people.
I am planning to go to Singapore this time. I am sure that their impressions will improve at that time.

>mudslamic cuck stamp

*cycles behind you*

Yes!

Was born there 2bh

Kek

>cycles behind
I do not understand English so I do not know what you are talking about.
Please tell me more easily.

Hai adik *raba perut you*

ching chong bing bong sushi kamakazi

I-I'm sorry that was rude of me
Basically refererring to when you pwned us in '42, but I suspect you knew that Davidkun

Your country is already over.
Ten years ago, I felt it when I traveled to Europe.
I have a lot of Indian friends. People who were slaves swallow your country.

I love how you guys piss england off by just existing
Muslim cunt should love each other, so be friendly :(

80,000 BRITS LOST TO 20,000 NIPS. CAN'T MAKE THIS UP.

>At least I have 5 days work week and benefits.
Is that a good working condition for a immigrant housekeeper?

>steal poland flag
>put Islamic crescent on it
what did sing a poor ians mean by this

Nah, it's more like a well paying government position.

Why don't you like us S*ngapore?

Literally no opinion.

Yes

There is a Singaporean here who really hates Canadians.

That's an American expat cuck who gets ass blasted by anti-wh*Te post

Really? I mad fun of poo-in-loos once and he got mad.

Most advanced country in SEA no doubt. But why don't you become bigger?

When did that even happen to Taiwan and Korea? They don't scream at the sign of naked woman in video games, as far as I know.
>Korea
>that CIV
>all the MMO
>Taiwan
>president doujinshit
>half naked anime mascot for EVERYTHING

>Why don't they become bigger
Might have something to do with being a city state

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I like you

LOL

>you guys managed not to fall into feminazi and hippie-tier leftism
vice.com/en_id/article/gvqa59/what-privilege-looks-like-in-singapore

AHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHA

Please no bully

I unironically want to live there, please tell me how

please

You don't want to. You're better off moving to Canada, Australia or a Nordic country.

this desu, unless you like money alote

Also if this is a /singapore/ thread, do yall know where to find cheap euro hookers?

Why not? I like money. Singapore seems like an orderly country that would leave me alone, except for the porn thing which I guess I could bypass with a proxy.

maybe Orchard Tower desu

i fucking hate singapore.
city states that depend on financial services are leeches. i hope malaysia gobbles you up

We're dependents on our neighbors being shitholes so MNCs put their regional headquarters here. Can't be a leech if we're providing infrastructure, stability, rule of law and safety our neighbors can't provide.

japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/04/21/national/crime-legal/aichi-businessman-shot-dead-motorcycle-riding-assailants-manila/

>cheap
>euro
Uhmm... try again sweetie

fuccckkkkkk
i think even travelling to europe to fuck them would be cheaper REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I mean, if you remain a foreign citizen sure, but PR/Citizen status means your kids will be conscripted at 18

eh, i doubt they offer those services

Go to Australia.

there are aussie milfs after sinka dick?

Brothels.

>go to Aussie brothels
>it's just SE Asians

>26-year-old virgin autist
>having kids
Conscription would be a good experience for them though, would probably be more difficult than anything I've ever had to go through

Go to a better one then.

You are just mad because Uruguay shits all over your corrupt non-white country

the brothel near me has a bunch of irish, slav and leb workers

I forgot about the Irish, there's a meme there that the Irish retards with nothing go to Australia on that 2 year holiday/work visa. I guess it's true, kek.

its just consistent exercise, if you are a /fit/izen it'll be easy

aw

I heared that Singaporeans are most extreme hard-working people

I like you guys
I like their accents
But every singapore girl I met posts tumblr feminist crap on facebook

Working hard is stupid. It's better to be a smart worker so you can work fewer hours while earning more.

Also I know this guy who married a broad from Singapore and he gets absolutely cucked by the in-laws

most of our girls are that type, i dunno where the burger is getting his info from

that's because they want to attract western men and their bwcs

>muh hardwork
We're actually very lazy people with high IQ. We don't nearly work as hard as people in other Asian countries, but we sure do work smart.

>high IQ
Ahahahaa. Next you're going to tell me Singaporeans aren't sycophants.

incestapore

sickpore

Shhh. You don't make us look bad man.

No.
My friend is lee kuan yewboo tho

went there, can't believe such a place exists as a """""holiday location""""

literally just a giant shopping mall, absolutely nothing else to do there apart from buy stuff that's cheaper in the UK

Singapore is alright, thieflaysia is awful

What's wrong with Malaysia?

I don't understand why people want to come here and see man made tourist traps when you can go to Malaysia and see a real fucking rainforest.

Our tourism board did something right I guess.