/hoc/

Comfy edition
>Comfy is not just another word for boring

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For me it's the danish thread

>on time
good thread

Ignore the earlyfag thread. This one's legit.

whats your favorite lundpads meme?

For me, it's the Ottawa Senators of the National Hockey League.

No Finns allowed

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>watch hockey and shitpost in one room
>fireplace and other amenities are downstairs
Not sure how I can get supremely comfy but life is never fair.

How can he claim royalty when he doesn't sport any jewelry?

>work will probably quite stressfull tomorrow
>no all-nigher possible so can't watch any memery tonight

Just be happy you can see the games bro

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This is my favorite. Good ol minnesota boy Skeji just leaves him out to dry. I dont hate swedes but I guess hoc has made me dislike lundpads.

who /stors/ here ?

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right here my man

I wish I had all the blank templates for these

>31 teams

The league shouldn't even have fucking 20 (TWENTY) teams.

These sunbelt teams should be REMOVED from the league:

- Islanders
- Coyotes
- Jets
- Blues
- Blue Jackets
- Panthers
- Hurricanes
- Predators
- Ducks
- Sabres
- Lightning
- Stars
- Capitals
- Sharks
- Wild
- Devils
- Kings

A 16-team league would be PERFECT.

Great posts!

My best friend Patrick Marleau signed with the Maple Leafs four months ago, he's dead and gone. San Jose's his favorite place, I'm gonna build him a shark tank. You don't have to be a hockey player to be a choker, Jake Virtanen's a choker. My other best friend, Tomas Hertl, is in a wheelchair again. He's back at rehab for his sixteenth time, good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit, sick of all the shit, I don't go out anymore, I don't care about any motherfucker I don't care what they're up to. Twelve years I wasted, choking in the playoffs, passing the puck to fuckin' nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit, not gonna take any shit from anybody. I know what's going on, I got set up, I got high sticked, thank god Pavelski wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked, he would've wound up with a black eye and probably went to the penalty box. He has a big mouth. I live for this shit, I love it. Bring it the fuck on, payback's a bitch motherfuc- WHOOOOAAAAH OOOOOOOH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED?

No.

>Brad Malone recalled over Puljujärvi

WTF I'm a Knights fan now

>replying to kipshit
Captcha: bates hardest

>10-1

oh that's him??

>pulju can't beat out a literal who journey man
a bad omen desu

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mfw the yoats win a wc spot

>Yotes
>Winning

Pick one

These guys could have a 5-0 lead and still blow it in 3 minutes

>mfw da suns win da stanlesbian owl

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Imagine Subban getting a shutout against the Bruins tonight

would be memey, i heard he is shite

Nice Pulju digits

They need more grit Pulju is SOFT

Please ruin the bruin

VegasStrong vs BostonStrong gamethread is up

>streamable
Please, if you can't take the tiny amount of effort to convert to webm and then crosslink, you should really just fuck off back to where you got that from.

Reckon these digits will show chiraq gets edged out of a playoff spot by a central team that didnt make it last year. Feel like it will be the jest.

needs more manlet half-japs. or just any sort of competent wingers

im way to fucking stupid and lazy to do that dude

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

stale meme

>meme

threadly reminder that karlsson is ours

Who can stop the cbj?

probably themselves. big game chokers desu

rate my posse

Don't be a nigger.

>you will wake up to /hoc/ one day to find out torts was mauled to death by niggerdogs

no, no, no, yes, no

fuck off walkcunt

the man lives by fucking dogs, only makes sense that will die by dogs too

Working on a power ranking for goals but having trouble ranking everything and thinking of candidates.
In no order at all
Slapper from the blueline
empty net goal
post and in
shot from the circle that trickles in
shot that was going wide deflected in
shot right on that was deflected in
D deflects a shot in
Dump in that bounces off the goalies back and goes in
Pass to a 4th line grinder that stuffs it in an open net
Taking a slapshot on a breakaway

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i strive everyday to be a better person thanks user

Doing requests

first post ending in 7 gets their request

dangling/deking the goalie
rush from behind your net to the other end

something with pic related

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do Mathews on ice

make tripfagging on Sup Forums a permaban offense

Request what?
7 Says you suck a fart out of my ass and then make me dinner.
If you are talking about being a drawfag draw Haula and Pulju having a cup of tea in a casino.

>yes
you sure about that?

rerolling for mathews

relocation themed desu

please make me a hat-smuk wuth the vienna capitals logo

edmongolian retardedness

Try rerolling

Brock Boeser

bulju riding a donkey

not him but ill do it

give me 15 minutes

I think we 're all gettinf uped for you's

Make me a rare and spicy Bulju

>not being a salzburg fan

WINNER!

buy bulju bakersfield jersey

witnessed

When does the suffering end /hoc/?

>/hoc/
>post clipart of pigs
>biggest OC producer reveals he visits mlp
>this is somehow worse than a tranny janitor, a schizo philly fan, and a mentally ill chiraqi fan
Will never forgive you faggots for bullying smuk.

t. Luke in Lincoln

Oh fugg

Never.
Eichel will cry his way out of Buffalo eventually.

Fuck off fuk_ponek

When the team folds and the league is back to 30 teams

47 on 50 v the leafs senpai

Please deposit 50 cents into my meme account

>Buffalo hockey team
>folding in the near future

pick 1, even though they suck Pegula still gets to count stacks of Benjamins whether they win or lose

After losing in San Jose Travis Yost of TSN said Eichel should request a trade to Vegas... :'(

Working. I'm slow as fuck, but I'm working

stan lee cup full of pubsubs

I've got nothing but time leafbro

>rags

This is your penance for allowing Kane to rape so many girls in buffalo through the years

Whose season is gonna fall apart first- nj or colorado?

Never 4get Ville Leino

Debbies
Dallas was due for a win and Avs were due for a loss

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what would /hoc/'s team name be?

The "Can't skate never played the game before but I think my opinions are important" Hockey Club

too long

>He has no profile page on eliteprospects
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