Is it true that if you put milk and sugar in your mate in Argentina you get thrown out of a helicopter?

Is it true that if you put milk and sugar in your mate in Argentina you get thrown out of a helicopter?

W-why would you do either of those things user?
I hope the answer is yes.

Sugar is girl-tier. Drinking milk mate it's pretty comfy in winter.

>Milk mate

Never heard of that shit

adding sugar is common but milk is absolutely haram

Está bueno, eso si, no uses el mate de madera y lavá todo enseguida.

I tried milk because some Argie said it was a comfy evening beverage and it just ended up like watered down milk. I felt ripped off.

Fuck mate. I'm drinking mate cocido with milk a sugar, do something about it fucboi.

>watered down milk
How? you use hot milk with a little sugar instead of water.
conurbita detected, it's pretty common in the countryside.

that sounds proper grim.

I'm sure real gauchos would never put milk in their mate. That's gay as fuck

Maybe those fake gauchos, also called 'gauchos gringos' though....

People actually drink that foul green goop? What the fuck?

the misconception comes from mate not being matecocido
matecocido is the mate "tea". it's in bags even. you can be a fag with that and add milk to it while you sit on your dragon dildo and post on buzzfeed. but only to matecocido pic related, don't put it on the yerba

>Milk mate
what the fuck

>I'm sure real gauchos would never put milk in their mate. That's gay as fuck.
>being this fucking ignorant
One of the "legends" of dulce de leche origin has to do with a Rosas maid who forgot the boiling milk with sugar. It was done to remove acidity from dubiously fresh milk.

That was going to be used for mate*

I'm not ignorant, I just don't drink mate. My Patrician family said that mate is for lazy people

maybe in little towns, I'm not even from buenos aires

The plant is the plant is the plant.
I don't really see what the difference is whether it's cocido or mate.

t. drinks a lot of cocido, brewed long with no sugar

Cocido means literally cooked.

Mate con leche (lechada) was a breakfast thing,

I thought it just meant the stuff in teabags.
Mine comes out dark green not like

Why not? It's tea no matter how you look at it.

wtf

>I don't really see what the difference is whether it's cocido or mate.
because you don't see it prepared
mate is drank """raw""", let's say
mate cocido literally translates to "cooked yerba". here's a pic on how it's done manually (the teabag ones are already refined factory products)

here's difference:
tea = you add the herbs on the water
mate = you add the water on the herbs

Nunca probé el quemado, se supone que se tiene que quemar solamente el azúcar, se agrega el carbón cuando se hierve?

sí señor
y después se filtra todo obviamente

>No toman mate con malicia.

Plebs...

No agua ardiente, no party

I like to take a used mate cocido teabag, pour cold water over with lemon juice.

Is that okay?

Mate goes well with citrics, I like to drink tereré (cold mate) with orange or grapefruit juice. that would be totally haram for Paraguayans desu.

oh wow i thought that was a brazilian thing
they put vodka into their chimarrão, them crazy monkeys

you said it, not me
now DELET

*blocks your path*

Do it faggot,you know it's tasty af.

Ahh!! why people always forget the fact that we also drink mate desu?

>mi cara cuando los turistas argentinos se enteran que nosotros igual tomamos mate y entran en un estado de negación absoluto.