IMAGINE what the Xenomorph was thinking

IMAGINE what the Xenomorph was thinking...

Other urls found in this thread:

xvideos.com/video25579663/mia_sand_aka_ciroc_angel_aka_missmiafit
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

*BRAAAAAAPPPP*

subtle bbc thread?

Simply not an attractive woman.

dat butthole must be hairy as fuck

No ass

Sigourney Weaver is attractive but there's nothing sexy about her body whatsoever. She's Moretz tier.

Fuck ass when you got legs like that.

>ywn tongue machete weaver's black forest

This
Her thighs are fucking KINO

it's like your fucking a male olympian.

Imagine being the xenomorph in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with white panties and gross flat ass. I would totally impregnate you, both my character and the real animatronic me." when all it really wants to do is lay eggs in another 16 year old in its dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the xenomorph and not only hide in that ship while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her flat ass in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her legs going directly into her back, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she works it. Not only having to tolerate her disgusting fucking gluteus maximus visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER GOT A BOOTY LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her strut around in her disgusting granny panties; never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before, no ass, no hips, you didn't even know that existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of colonists and later alleged space marines for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of LV-426. You've never seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's trickling down from her lower back to her knee caps as she shakes her ass to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to hide there and revel in her "voluptuous (for that is what she calls herself)" ass, the ass she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could eviscerate every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking xenomorph. You're not going to lose your galactical conquest over this. Just bear it. Hide both mouths and bear it.

Nice projection fag

STOP!

>implying this is a bad thing

>*BRAAAAAAPPPP*
what the hell is this brapp meme about

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT

I remember when I was 9 I would play/pause to get a freeze frame of her asscrack

deviant

It's fart kino.

where does it come from though?

image how bad the ship stank after she ripped a fat one

in space, no one can hear you BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

Unknown, probably from Sup Forums or Sup Forums

kek

>he doesn't like flat white ass

Oh, I'm imagining alright

It's making fun of fart art and stories which.commonly use the term BRAPT as a synonym for farts

Basically, people would post ass shots and a guy would post "BRRRT" or whatever to make people feel disgusted by them, as suddenly being reminded that girls fart and shit drags people out of their attraction to the ass.

So people spammed it and now they spam it even more it's turned into a meme. It makes no sense, but 14 year olds are retarded and think LOL SO RANDUMB is funny.

tl;dr it's trying to make you disgusted at asses by reminding you they (both butts and girls) fart. Just report it and make them question whether resetting their router and clearing cookies is worth such a stupid shitpost.

It is.

The hole

How can a woman have such nice big thighs and zero ass?

"That ass is perfect"

t. Irish Xeno

genetics before interracial breeding and water poisoning

strong woman don't need asses

A strong woman should have a nice big strong butt.

Lambert was a qt tbhfam

The ass part of the scene gets made fun of but goddamn this part is pretty hot. Great angle

Lambert was born as a boy

I don't care. Dat skin (except the front thigh stretch marks) is nice.
White people are sexy.

>it's trying to make you disgusted at asses

My God, you're dense, but a normal probably wouldn't understand anyway. Farting fetish is a patrician's fetish.

>those pubes sticking out the side of her panties
Thank god for bluray

Think how can she have nice legs nice thighs and nice tits but absolutely no ass.

Somebody post her feet

millennials will never understand

>thighs but no ass

how the fuck you even do that, shit body my dudes

see

someone post the Alien 3 promo of her modeling with a bald head. its for research

For science

If you wouldn't fuck her, you must be gay. 10/10 would fap to again.

No lordosis

>implying that Icelandic whore is strong

Most women I've seen who actually work out and are physically strong have no ass. It's flat and firm.

>never before have you seen legs directly connect into someones spine before
everytime

here

Obsession with ass size wasn't really a thing prior to the 2000's unless you were Sir Mixalot. Women didn't really squat or work on their asses. They did aerobics, thighmaster, and other shit that focused on working/toning their legs. A big ass was considered a negative.

MOMMY user WANT FOOTSWEAT

Thank you kind anons, have a rare one

sigh

looks like im fapping again

MAOR

>ywn snuggle with her in a cryopod

Probably thinking "why doesn't she wear adult size underwear? I mean she's like 6 feet tall."

>unless you were Sir Mixalot

those butts are now considered small
let that sink in

I find this more aesthetically pleasing desu. Large asses just look comical and cartoonish, can't take women with them seriously.

Find ONE (1) non-black actress from the 70s with a big butt

protip: you can't

that being said, Sigourney really was under average in that regard

it comes from /R9K/
it was a meme there for a while

I love that meme. Big butt lovers are obnoxious and dumb.

who dis?

so if you met an incredible girl who was ticking all your boxes but she had a good sized ass, you wouldn't be able to take her seriously?
what does that even mean?

not a huge ass lover btw i like most body types, i'm just curious

Perfect ass for small dicks, no danger of not reaching the pussy.

Irland, pls

Real women got a lil bit a sumtin to keep the party jumpin
if you know what i mean

might as well post this here...
does anyone have sauce on this?

Only if you're white. It's always been a thing for hispanics and blacks but I do remember a time when a big ass in mainstream was seen as a negative. The scene from bring it on comes to mind and the bitch didnt even have ass. Same with Jessical Biel from 7th heaven. It was blond hair and big boobs

I like how her old porn videos are starting to surface b4 she turned into a fitness guru

thank you, someone knows my pain

You saw on Sup Forums too?

it was thinking about killing space niggas and laying eggs inside of the non dead space niggas

jesus, how have asses inflated this quickly in 25 years?

Hank Hill-tier ass

ooooooOOOOOOO oh yes quite nice, yes quite. that is a thicc bush yes oh yes quite nice yes very hairy oh yes. that is a phat vagoo oh yes yummy yums yummious i would love to eat that yes hmmmm O yes

Not necessarily, anything Kim K or Minaj or tier looks ridiculous. Pear shaped bodies do nothing for me desu, especially with the way they waddle.

People get implants now, or remove fat from other parts of their bodies and have it injected into their ass.

bad posture?

Has nothing to do with obsession. I prefer a small but round firm ass on a woman. Sigourney literally had no ass in that movie.

all that hair down there

everyone itt has a larger ass than Sigourney in that pic

S-Sauce?!

For REASONS?!

Same

9/11 destroyed western civilization

True
But there is a modern obsession that didn't exist in the 70s. Though Sigourney really is completely flat, I doubt people cared at all then.

xvideos.com/video25579663/mia_sand_aka_ciroc_angel_aka_missmiafit

Are sister site user-IB has a thread about it. I can't remember the name she use to call herself though. They're extremely rare and you'll have to do some internet detective work. Nevermind found name: Mia-Sand-aka-Ciroc-angel-aka or ciroc angel. I have blowjob and hc pics but not videos.

Completely untrue. People noted she had no body even then. Especially compared to the other bombshells people idolized at the time. See Wonder Woman, Bionic Woman, Charlie's angels...

Would still be like comparing Alexis Texas to Nicki Minaj

I want sauce on that.

Obesity+obessesion with black culture.

>Wow Human look like that!

>wow

*smacks prehensile mouthlips*
Yeeeeee booooiii
*drools*

fwinnn

it's like the anti-ass

>Large asses just look comical and cartoonish

This