What kind of food does prancing pony serve?

what kind of food does prancing pony serve?

Bread, cheese and pickled onions.

I don't remember but I do remember Frodo getting drunk, jumping on a table and singing a song about a cow that jumped over the moon before he put the Ring on.
Also because he said his name was Underhill he was surrounded by Bree Hobbits who assumed he was a long lost relative.

You should ask to see the menu

thx
does picked onions taste good also what kind of cheese is that?

Brie

Brie?

a god tier combination. but with Cheddar Cheese of course.

Boiled niggers

TATERS

You're a mild cheese!

Tolkien really didnt hold back in the book did he.

salted and unsalted pork

po

who?

BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW

potatoes

once I learned that Brie Cheese tastes like Human Jizz I haven't been able to stop buying it.
I hope the cashiers don't suspect anything.

Why was the food so cumfy in this series?

That scene when the drawves first come into the shire and into baggins house.

places are comfy as well i really would love to live place like bree

Bree,Dale,The shire. Even the orks had a cumfy fortress if you are edgy.

is meat on it?

Try combining brie, bacon and chicken on a slightly toasted sub or sandwich.

You will cry tears of joy. Trust me friend.

Not at the moment, but it will be back on the menu faster than you can say deepfried hobbit cock. I have my associates Uglurk and Hoshgrish out gathering the necessary "ingredients" right now.

Hotdogs buns someone pooped in

>22:22:22
Did you plan this, you amazing faggot?

Troll on nah brah, jizz doesnt have a universal taste. It changes based on your diet.

What is he so smug about?

well if you're diet is brie cheese...

that isn't Brie it's cheddar or gouda you retard.

Semen. Because "The Prancing Pony" is obviously a gay bar.

Do you think he had to use the "hobbit table"?

Of course it's not brie you stupid faggot.

Pony regularly deals with Dwarf caravans so they have their own rooms and tables.

Dwart aparteid? Why is this allowed?

I wonder if Dwarfs take it as an insult being called Hobbits

kek

and the name of the town that the Prancing Pony is located is ....

>seeing gay when it isnt there

faggots are mentally ill. fuck off.

>Enter unknown person's house without consent
>Procede to eat all of his food and blunt his knives

Rather rude t b q h

Underrated post

>isn't there
>prancing pony

Someone post the Lord or the rings Dennys themed menu