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E L I T E edition

SF: CJ Beathard has replaced Brian Hoyer as starting quarterback
DET:Marvin Jones has 96 yards, highlight TD
ATL:Austin Hooper catches career-high 7 passes
GB:Montgomery starts, gains 31 yards, drops TD
NO:Ingram has 150 total yards, 2 TDs in wild win
BAL:Alex Collins sets season high with 15 carries
WAS:Redskins, Cousins hold off 49ers for late win
HOU:Deshaun Watson continues hot start vs Browns
CHI:Tarik Cohen logs 15 touches, throws a TD pass
CHI:Jordan Howard totals 176 yards in upset win
GB:Brett Hundley tosses three INTs post-Rodgers
MIN:McKinnon scores pair of TDs in win over Pack
MIA:Jay Ajayi runs over Falcons for 130 yards

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Not a sport.
>be american
>kneel
>can't get up, too fat
>get shot

No one gets shot for being fat in America friendo.

Gotta respect the quads.

>be brazil
>be wholly irrelevant country
stick to divegrass

>tfw your team loses but the rest of your division loses harder

Give back Hue

You know the Saints won today, right?

>Queefs

>chargers are unironically going to gain a game on the entire west today

lmao who cares about them

someone post the picture of the packers logo on crutches

in return I offer this mike

7-1

>Be Brazil
>cant even be good at the one sport you're supposed to be good at

hope you get ebola pedro

bump to keep alive for recycle

AFC West really took a beating today. Broncos biggest L for now giving the New York Odells a win. Will the meme of elite division ever stop? Week 6 was weird, weird plays, awful calls, was fun though. Do you guys think the Queefs start to go 7-9 or 8-8 now?

why do we have three threads active

Spam fries is current, This one is next cuz qwads

Chiefs are probably still the 1 seed imho.

>Shanahan on the play of Redskins QB Kirk Cousins today:

I didnt really watch much of Kirk.

BASED BEATHARD GETTING GROOMED INTO A FRANCHISE QB

is cody kessler really that much worse than kizer or hogan

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Lifelong cowboys fan here.

I will admit it. Eagles are better.

And it isn't even close.

After philly stomps us twice this year we should try rebuilding with a qb and rb who aren't complete shit.

I wish dak was as good as Wentz.

But alas we cowboys fans are stuck with complete busts at qb and hb.

Seriously thinking of finding a new team to support now.

Eagles look good.

Any suggestions?

>Falseflagging as a cowcuck to stroke your ego even though a patented eagles collapse is incoming

LMAOing @you

Post em

>Falling for the double reverse false flag

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shit knock the chargers down a couple notches. This needs updated.

T H R E E

come back when you beat the chargers

Is this one of those "Gang signs" My negro neighbors kids keep talking about?

It's a W, which stands for "Westside Craka Killaz"

>Hating Skins
Come on now

My goodness that sounds violent. I'll have to alert the neighborhood watch to this information.

Yeah it's called One Off

>Be Denmark
>Be white
>Like a Racist team
cant make this shit up

GG TODAY, LADS

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THIS COLLECTION OF STRIP MALLS AND HIGHWAYS IS FINALLY >BACK

Has there been anything quite as satisfying this year as watching the raidniggers get blown the fuck out? Fucking spics actually thought they were super bowl contenders lmao. They thought that piece of shit Carr was actually good.

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Eagles fan here. I just wanted to say everyone's team is good at football. The giants proved tonight noone is completely hopeless. I'm sick of being bullied by you people every year, but even worse is the thought of an Eagles bandwagon. Ending up like the Seacunts . . . that can never happen. If I had one bullet and I were faced with a subversive and an enemy, I would let the traitor have it. So bully away, /nfl/. This year the Eagles prove everything on the field. Its on you to keep the rat population down. This is not reddit and the Eagles are no reddit team. Whether things stay that way is up to you.

Classic Dan

*floods*

The city's at sea level, what the fuck to you want. So are Miami, Tampa, Los Angeles and New Orleans.

>Calling yourself an Eagles fan after giving any sort of positive remarks about the Cowboys, Giants, or Redskins

Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider?

Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white bitch.

>three loves

Friendly reminder every nigger city and state got blown the fuck out this week

>Atlanta
>Baltimore
>Cleveland
>Oakland
>Kansas City
>Detroit
>Carolina
>Every team from the failed state of Florida

>be that kid's mom
>never get laid in high school
>all these dudes must be gay
>dad leaves
>call dad a faggot too

Sad.

Big Chicago is the Niggest of cities

>Carolina
>Florida
Dude, where do you think white people were INVENTED?

Moral loss with the Packers though

>NFL
>F
>L

Dan "Harvey who?" Schneider?

Would you sign Manziel over Kaepernick?

No

Those were meant to be two separate posts

women can only come forward to tell their story if they're women.

>Carolina
>Qb is unironically a nigger
>Team throws up black power symbols
>Logo is a black panther

Quite possibly the niggest team there is

>DET:Marvin Jones has 96 yards, highlight TD

WTF was up with the Lions today?!

Stafford must have had the ball tipped or batted away 9000 times and the receivers STILL cant fucking catch a ball and the offensive line couldnt stop my grandma - at one point the Saints sent in only three rushers and they _still_ pressured Stafford, who was throwing the ball all over the place like a retard and somehow not seeing gigantic linemen about to sack his dumb ass

At one point, the Lions were FIVE (5) touchdowns behind and now we have the 2nd worst points against, (after the Cardinals) while being 3rd in points for (after the Rams and Eagles) in the conference.

What a shit shit show.

(at least Rodgers got crippled)

Manziel is a poor man's Kerry Collins, so sure, why not.

>Reuben Foster back next week
>Beathard first career start next week
And another nail biting loss

Kek

>I now remember Kerry Collins

If Dalvin's ACL didnt explode you would've lost that fucking Minnesota game.

They're both meme garbage QBs

This season barely matters anymore, losses are to be expected at this point. The nanners will eventually win a game or two and get a decent draft pick, which is about as much as you can hope for in a total rebuild. Maybe beathard will look good and be a solid career backup for them.

So is it official?

Dak + zeke = busts?

Dak = turbobust, completely exposed as fraudulent
Zeke = legitimately talented but a dumb nigger so a bust

If y'all hate me y'all can fuck off and delete me I sport the police i sport the US military i sport everything except the NFL desbags who Neil to the anthem of the United States of America if y'all really hate me all i got to say is God bless ur soul just saying homies and family and friends this is for everyone who hates me so fuck off and go head and delete me

they'll look elite against >our defense next week :^(

>you are now aware the last time the naners started 0-6 was Bill Walsh's first season

> Needing refball to beat the Jets

R I G G E D
blog.masslive.com/patriots/2017/10/angry_jets_fans_convinced_nfl.html

This shit is even on Drudge

Is Joe Flacco still elite?

>career backup
>not next franchise qb
you better start sippin' the kool-aid boy
this man is gonna tear the nfl a new asshole

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Man, I am fucked up right now

Zeke will be out. Niners might actually win that game.

Falcons going 0-4 against AFCE

Holy fuck, how is that NOT a touchdown?

Absolutely rigged.

Hue is a fucking faggot, and I pray to the All Father above his life ends shortly.

What would the draft order look like if the season ended today?

ITS TIME FOR user'S ACCURATEâ„¢ power rankings WEEK 6 AFTERMATH EDITION

1. Kansas City Chiefs
2. Philadelphia Eagles
3. Los Angeles Rams
4. Carolina Panthers
5. New England Patriots
6. Pittsburgh Steelers
7. Minnesota Vikings
8. New Orleans Saints
9. Atlanta Falcons
10. Washington Redskins
11. Denver Broncos
12. Buffalo Bills
13. Detroit Lions
14. Green Bay Packers
15. Seattle Seahawks
16. Jacksonville Jaguars
17. Houston Texans
18. Miami Dolphins
19. Baltimore Ravens
20. Dallas Cowboys
21. New York Jets
22. Arizona Cardinals
23. Cincinnati Bengals
24. Las Vegas Raiders
25. Los Angeles Chargers
26. Chicago Bears
27. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
28. Tennessee Titans
29. Indianapolis Colts
30. New York Giants
31. San Francisco 49ers
32. Cleveland Browns
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ah right derp

dubs and DMC runs for 150/2

I just hope Beathard pans out

Anyone else like fapping to obscure Japanese game show porn?

Yep

Is this the spreadsheet rankings

youtube.com/watch?v=2dccJ3MCgU0

I hope trubisky works out for you guys

Me too man, needs to work on that completion % and sort out a bit of decision making. If he could just become an elite game manager and we build a team around that I'd be happy.

Same old chiefs. I am disappoint. really thought things looked different this year

Is he having another All-Pro season?

Don't be such a faggot

So how exactly did the nfl get away with ditching kaepernick for the most polite form of protest in years? Btw how much do you think theyll pay out once he wins his court case

This

The team did it not the nfl as a whole. After he was playing like human garbage on top of his protest