German Soldiers Used Broomsticks Instead of Guns During NATO Exercise

The incident took place during exercises for Nato's rapid response force, formed in reaction to the Ukraine crisis, which is supposed to be ready to deploy anywhere it is needed at very short notice.Soldiers in the Panzergrenadierbataillon 371 took part in the exercises last September in Norway.The troops were missing 31 per cent of their MG3 general-purpose machine guns, 41 per cent of their P8 handguns, and more than three-quarters of their Lucie night-vision devices.Soldiers resorted to painting broomsticks black and attaching them to Boxer armoured vehicles to simulate gun barrels.The German Defence Ministry sought to downplay the incident, saying the Boxer vehicles in question were being used as mobile headquarters, and werenever supposed to be armed.The shortages of handguns and machine-guns have since been rectified, a spokesman said.It emerged last month that the German military was also using ordinary Mercedes vans as stand-ins for armoured personnel carriers during training because of equipment shortages.General Harald Kujat, a former chief of staff of the German armed forces and chairman of the Nato military committee, described the latest incident as a "huge embarrassment...."It emerged in a parliamentary report last year that only 42 of Germany's 109 Typhoon fighters are available for immediate use because of maintenance issues.Only 38 of its 89 Tornado bombers are operational, alongside only 280 of the army's 406 Marten tanks.Another parliamentary report last month told how members of Germany's KSK special forces had to pull out of a Nato joint exercise because there was no operational helicopter available for them.From Washington Post: To make matters worse, the broom-equipped German soldiers belong to a crucial, joint NATO task force and would be the first to be deployed in case of an attack.

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Wew lad

>he doesn't know about experimental high capacity ultra-light wooden machinepistole

Do you respect wood?

>2016
>still operating with high-density metal weapons
get on my level

This is just fucking sad

kek

how embarassing

That's great.

Now if only we made that a rule.

how the fuck are you supposed to train without SOME kind of live fire exercise
this is absurd levels of cuck

splinters can cause infections

no laughing matter. some people can died from the infections in the 1800s after a few months

this is why we should leave NATO and let the Eurocucks fend for themselves

>Be German
>Sweep floor

>Be German

>German government spends all its money so that Jamal and Ahmed could fuck german women, while German bois sit there and do nothing.

>Spend so much money on big black cock your military doesn't function anymore.

Damn you guys can afford broomsticks?

We just use our fingers.

Old news. Germany has a minimal army for decades now. Now they blitzkrieg with other means.

Meanwhile, The United States started a war in the Middle East to train its soldiers.

And thats how they want to become a supernation? Niggers on the next hood from be are better equiped than this cucks and WE LIVE IN A GUN CONTROL COUNTRY

Why wood they do that?

Someone should invade them, Germany is ripe for the taking.

They will invade themselves.

German military will become so weak that rebels will just march into Berlin and take over without a fight.

WE NEED TO LEAVE NATO NOW

>it's war! hans, go to the cuckshed and fetch our broomsticks!

BANG BANG
I GOT YOU

checked

The German army is so pathetic they can't even mop up after real armies do the fighting.

WE WUZ THOUSAND YEAR REICH AN SHEEEIT

russia could take over half of europe within 3 months using nothing but old soviet equipment. a few hundred modern tanks will not stop an onslaught of 7000+ older models.

And Germany is trying to control the EU

The US military does pretty much the same thing. I was an 11b, and for training we usually carried these hard rubber m4's called rubber ducks. We yelled bang to simulate shooting.

Didn't Trump talk about getting out of NATO?

It already does. The rest of the Europe is even more pathetic than Germany. Britbongs were smart to leave before they were forced to join the EU army.

Kek, true

>june
>still talking about trump
get out

This is old OLD news.

So this is the might of GERMAN war machine

Dude, we will still protect you. Calm down

North Korea is laughing at the Krauts.

Gun cucks BTFO

German muslims more prepared for war than German soldiers...... dailycaller.com/2016/06/27/german-authorities-find-weapons-of-war-during-raid-near-radical-mosque/

>we want to leave nato
>nato literally controlled by US

plus, austria is not in nato

They can't mop in general because they converted all their mops into firearms.

...

This news is over a year old, surely by now they were able to siphon off a few dollars from the importing Ahmeds fund to buy a few guns right?

>using metal

Wew lads, BAN ASSAULT BROOMS

underrated

The upcoming German-Poland war over EU unification is fought with broomstick on one side, plunger on other side.

>tipledubs
underrated

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