Tfw you have no cuisine but just a hodgepodge taken from other countries

>Tfw you have no cuisine but just a hodgepodge taken from other countries
>If someone asks what Australian food there is all you can give is some commercially made snacks and a dessert we stole from Poo Peeland
>Can't even appropriate native cuisine because all they did was eat raw grubs
Being a new worlder sucks

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>Can't even appropriate native cuisine because all they did was eat raw grubs
That reminds me, what did the Aztecs/Incas/Mayans eat?

corn

>His national hero is an outlaw
>His unofficial national anthem is about a hobo thief
Why is Australia so cool?

I had taco shits today.

Uma

yeah life is so hard here

Soft cunt just rename some shit that you like and call it australian. If anyone calls you a liar fuck the shit out of them. You chinks are really beta

>Being a new worlder

Australia isn't part of the New World.

macaco

blood sacrifices

viste que no nos responden?

>steals everything from other countries
>shorten every word like a fucking baby
>cringey accent
>only knows how to make money mining shit out of the ground
Why was I born in this shithole?

ned did nothing wrong

yeah life is so hard here

t. paidrig o'mally

>self-hating aussies

literally nothing worse kill yourselves

bet he's a south australian

cant blame him then

>being a new worlder sucks
maybe if your ancestors didn't go to the richest, most powerful, influential country in the world

>first world country

yeah life is so hard here

central African tier

>Australia has shit internet
Is this the only genuinely bad point for Australia?

imagine being so unlucky that you were born in a country with three cities that have cracked (and topped) the top 10 most liveable in the world, that has broken the record for the longest period without a financial crisis that has one of the highest HDIs in the world that has free elections that has a perfect balance of welfare and low taxes that has low crime rates and that has some of the best weather in the world

Could be worse tb h

yes

>Being a new worlder sucks
so make something of it you soft wanker

mining boom town tier

it's not going to last

>imagine being so unlucky that you were born in a country with three cities that have cracked (and topped) the top 10 most liveable in the world, that has broken the record for the longest period without a financial crisis that has one of the highest HDIs in the world that has free elections that has a perfect balance of welfare and low taxes that has low crime rates and that has some of the best weather in the world

been going strong for 100 years

You aren't going to live forever so who cares if your grandkids suffer?

chicongo is groid central and sears is bankrupt

The mining boom ended three years ago mate and the economy is still fine

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>groid central
Not the area I posted. In fact blacks have left their shitty ghettoes to Atlanta & other cofederate shtiholes because they're getting priced out by gentrification.

>and sears is bankrupt
archive.is/HZNjy
>93% of US counties had not recovered from the recession in 2016
>Cook County wasn't one of them
kek

Interesting map.

yeah that's what happens when a boom ends and growth reduces

the economy is still growing in virtually every state

Thanks
I apologize for my error-ridden drunk post

>yeah that's what happens when a boom ends and growth reduces

Yeah it's called a crash.

>the economy is still growing in virtually every state

It's not growing overall in the chart I posted.

>yeah that's what happens when a boom ends and growth reduces
>the economy is still growing in virtually every state

>Australia now recorded 103 quarters between the June 1991 and the 2017 March quarter without two straight quarters of negative economic growth, which is regarded as the longest stretch of any developed nation

we've had one quarter with negative growth in the last three years since the boom ended

Guys I need the sleeping strayan for shitposting purposes

>>Australia now recorded 103 quarters between the June 1991 and the 2017 March quarter without two straight quarters of negative economic growth
>let me denominate economic growth in Australian plastic money which we printed in excess

>self-hating aussies
>lesser nations trying to get anyone to believe we're not better than them by a long way
pretty pathetic lads lmao

>delusional phone poster
This is getting sad.

A-australia isn't growing, l-look at the chart I got from google.. what's that? 103 quarters? Did you even SEE the chart I posted?

Nice "growth".
data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.MKTP.CD?locations=AU

How is your ecomny going compared to ours my Snow nigger brother?

Reaching its peak before crashing.

who cares, cook/buy other ones

reddit

a crash is coming very soon, but it won't be due to the mining downturn

>You aren't going to live forever so who cares if your grandkids suffer?

wtf is this how Asians view family?

>Australia determines its economic growth only with its own currency so it can just print excess to pretend its growing when it's really not

What the fuck? When did Australia become China?

no, singaporeans especially are very future-minded in my experience. He has a point though, existence effectively lasts from the moment you are sufficiently developed to be self-aware and the moment you die. Can one truly justify caring for the future?

yes because we're literally biologically programmed to care about the future of our offspring

And yet future generations are going to inherit a fucked up world.

it's hard for people to understand the implications of an intangible threat if you feel me m8

obviously not enough to to do anything more than short-term personal gain that trickles into your children. Not enough to care for the world or the overall future.

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>it's hard for people to understand the implications of an intangible threat if you feel me m8
I don't think baby boomers care either way.
>what is a reverse mortgage

>le truth and reproach of assumption is edgy and bad!!!!

>all they did was eat raw grubs
This is a meme or true?

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lamingtons desu

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They did indeed eat grubs and really whatever they caught

its annoying because australia has the climate to grow literally every exotic spice, herb, grain and fruit/vegetable.

but you see content at eating the drabbest food from england.

Wise beings.

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eat a bit of thai sometimes mate

I doubt all the fancy holy basils and lemongrass and kaffir limes and so on were domestically grown though.

yeah but I still ate it

Yeah, farming in general is kinda shit. They're moving more into high-value crops like sorghum but without a big and easy market to move into they don't care.

ok i enjoyed it this time, keep going

>but you see content at eating the drabbest food from england.
we aren't lel, we eat literally all food. Much of it is adaptions and fusions.

the chicken parmy is australian, despite what the name suggests

>meat pies
>a sausage on bread
>fish and chips

australian cuisine should be the best on earth because you live in the literal garden of eden, but your cuisine is either english shit or you eat chinese/indian/thai food.

like pho too mate

Tassie's going surprisingly well.
I'm glad for them, even though they just stole one of our sawmills.

pretty sure Tasmania only is in the green because of WA and Victorian tax getting redistributed over there

Kek
That's in USD, the AUD has fallen compared to the USD, the economy is still growing in AUD.
See?

I know Abos get bullied heaps, but they were legitimately good at surviving in a pre-agricultural society with fuck all natural resources.

New world is anything outside of the continents of Africa and Eurasia

>they were legitimately good at surviving
So is mould.

Why is both Canada and Australia going down at the same time?

yeah comparing them to south americans or europeans is unfair since they had literally nothing to build a society off here

Resource based, Chinese owned.

because it's based off the USD I'd imagine

India and China were still growing at the time (in USD.

>garden of eden
>literally driest continent on Earth
Inb4 some poofta thinks frozen water isn't water

This. An assload of corn corn corn and everything you can do with it. To an extent.

America is going strong economically

Why don't you two countries stop relying on a country thats hates the west and its values

because that would be stupid

Are you saying that to stop relying on China would be stupid?
Jesus Christ......

>America is going strong economically
I think that was what he was saying

Oh ok
So strong American economy is bad for Australia's and Canada's economy
Why is this so?

use your fucking head mate

no one said a strong American economy is bad for Australia or Canada, just that when the basis for measurement is intrinsically linked to the American economy whatever is going on in America is going through is going to affect that.

>Kiwi intellectuals

Sorry I don't know much about economics