So which episode was the best, lads?

So which episode was the best, lads?

Tossup between San Junipero and The Entire History of You for me

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San Junipero is shite

White Christmas is the patrician episode

Shut Up And Dance is the best work Brooker's done.

you have 2 opinions
one is good
one is bad

san junipero is good and made me realize why people love yurishit so much

white christmas was the best episode though by FAR even without Jon Hamm it would've been pretty damn great
the perspective of the consciousness copy coming out into that chip

>being this gay

good job fag

white christmas is the correct answer.

you have two testicles
neither of them function

san junipero was dogshit nigger

Why don't people like "Be Right Back"?

I love it. But it feels more like a standalone episode than a true Black Mirror episode for some reason.

why do the last 5 minutes ruin almost every episode?

I only watched first two seasons. Only the first two episodes really entertained me, after that it was just boring and generic. Especially S2E1

White christmas is obvious one dude
My nigger

This. San Junipero is highly overrated.

my balls work great i cum constantly

give me an explanation of why san junipero is bad?

or are you just uncomfortable with how it's undetectable if consciousness actually exists after the host human dies and it's just them in the digital world?
it would be a macabre experience just sets of code interacting with each other forever even when there's no "humanity" behind them anymore.

>san junipero is good and made me realize why people love yurishit so much
Fuck off millennial cock sucker

do you guys just hate it cause it's about wimmin?

>wimmin
kill yourself retard

So is Nosedive and Be Right Back and they aren't nearly as bad as San Junipero

you'reself*
how am it bad

>San Junipero was bad because it didn't end in complete misery and I'm not comfortable enough in my sexuality to enjoy the absolute banger they played over the credits

Cool meme lads

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CORRECT RANKING

>Top patrician
White Christmas

>High tier
The Entire History of You
Shut Up and Dance
Hated in the Nation

>Good tier
The National Anthem
Be Right Back
White Bear

>Okay tier
Fifteen Million Merits
Playtest
San Junipero

>Shit tier
The Waldo Moment
Nosedive
Men Against Fire

All are good except for Men Against Fire which seems a little too SyFy

For me, it was the worst episode by far. Really liked the first episode of season 1, white christmas and the memoires of titcow Bryce Dallas Howard though.

Give it up user, the music was the only thing that elevated that otherwise shit episode.

>Be Right Back
Can't tell if retarded. All episodes are stand alone.

>>White Christmas

I don't get the love for this. It all falls apart after the end of the first act with ridiculous act after act until a guy literally cannot tell that "his" kid is a fucking asian.

lol what? did you even watch the episode?
"his" kid got censored he couldn't see or hear them
only their general shape

>the waldo moment
>shit tier

retard

were you playing on your phone user?

Shut Up and Dance is hands down the best episode in that show's history

The Waldo Moment was a fantastic idea with TERRIBLE execution. Could have been the best episode with a different actor and anything that wasn't that terrible fucking ending

>Shut Up and Dance
I though the 3rd season was a big step down from the previous 2 but I did really enjoy shut up and dance.

It's absolute nonsense that not once in that entire life could he figure out that kid was asian.

I liked White Christmas because it was the scariest.

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Shut Up and Dance was fucking awful. The episode was devoid of commentary and the twist was pathetically obvious. This was some Outer Limits - tier shit where half of the episode was them just driving around.

How could he figure that out when the girl was blocked from him you retard?

Shut Up and Dance is the biggest gutpunch I've ever received watching a TV show. I imagine it was shit for those who saw it coming.

White Christmas and White Bear are my other favourites.

San Junipero had all the makings of a great Black Mirror episode. Subtle foreshadowings, aspects that only click with you after you've finished the whole thing or rewatch (like Yorkie playing Girlfriend in a Coma on her cassette player when she starts getting changed for her second night out or becoming visibly uncomfortable when the guy at the club asks her if she wants to play an arcade game that involves car crashes) and questionable uses of future technology that raise all the usual moral and ethical dilemmas that the series tends to pose to the viewers.

I guess people hate it because there's a love story central to it and didn't end with some poor bastard being tortured for eternity?

But it did end with that, user.

>muh commentary

it's all satire on modern life and the effect technology can have on us. It was brilliantly written and the twist was not as obvious as you'd think. Most viewers were blindsighted by it, a few people didn't even realise what the twist was until the very very end of the episode.

>he felt bad for the pedo
LOL

I'm convinced people only like that episode because HAHA EPIC TROLLFACE and HAHA ACTOR FROM GAME OF THRONES

No it wasn't, it was commentary on how we enjoy watching pedos suffer for our own amusement, and how they can be marked for life.

Yawn, don't give a shit. Present that story in a more interesting manner than OH MAN WE NEED TO DRIVE HERE TO HERE

By not being a retard.

5 years you don't know its yours, fine.
5 years you don't even know it's a different fucking race? Fuck off.

Not to mention the retardedness of getting AI confessions leading to real convictions.

>he didn't feel bad for the pedo

Not that user but I'd assume the gutpunch he's referring to would be the fact that a lot of viewers probably felt sorry for Kenny up until it's revealed what he was actually looking at on his PC.

most of black mirror's episodes end with a kick in the balls

not assuming that the worst will happen is a rookie mistake

this is why that junipero episode felt mildly refreshing

>the twist was pathetically obvious.
First of all, that doesn't make the episode bad
Second, when I first watched it I missed the scene with the little girl in the restaurant so it was a lot more shocking to me

>scariest.
faggot

>when I first watched it I missed the scene with the little girl in the restaurant

I don't think that was meant to be obvious. It was more something you catch on a second viewing.

>san junipero

its the fucking worst god damn why are people so low brow

you throw some 80s nostalgia bait and lesbians and you cream?

I liked Hated in the Nation
Felt like a B movie

The scariest was Playtest, but it wasn't a good episode.

Yeah, I'm with you. I did think Nosedive was fantastic as well though. The actress was really good in it

Even taking that scene into account I still don't think it's glaringly obvious because teenagers are usually the last group of people you think of when you think pedophile, which is probably what Brooker was counting on.

>5 years you don't even know it's a different fucking race?
This is what the kid looked like. How would you figure out the race?

HOW WOULD HE KNOW ITS A DIFFERENT RACE IF HE CAN'T SEE IT

I didn't even think the mystery man was telling the truth until I got convinced on Sup Forums. I just thought his beat off video got released with some child porn or something like that.

Nosedive was bad. I can't stand that chick's laugh. I get that it was supposed to be fake, but at least put some effort into making it seem like the character wants it to sound real.

I think you have mental problems. He literally could not see her or hear her.

I despised Nosedive. Every minute longer I watched I wanted to stop watching because of how mind-numbingly annoying the entire episode was. I didn't care about the characters, the story was pretty bad, the commentary was infantile. It had nice visuals sure and Bryce was nice to look at but that's about it.

I felt similarly about White Bear up until the plot twist which redeemed the entire episode. Nosedive had no such redemption.

You're telling me he never once looked at that gray blob through a pair of binoculars and saw it chowing down on a dog or solving complex mathematical equations or driving badly?

You can meme on San Junipero all you want but I think we can all agree that The Waldo Moment had the most hamfisted ending of any episode in the series

And the scenes with him being aloof around the manager talking to him.

And him going nuts when his laptop was stolen.

And all their pussying around IT WAS JUST PICS DAWG

how the fuck more obvious could it be?

There's no way you don't know. You can tell from others reactions, you can just talk to other people, you can even see in they they kid would walk even if the walk is just a blur. If you want to find out you could find out. You cannot just not know that the girl isn't white.

I didn't like the tech in that episode at all, after the streaming of the first act, it got far too fantastical.

It's the second worst use of tech I've seen after the GCHQ bumblebees. That was beyond fucking stupid.

>Nosedive
You're pretty much spot on user.
There's a large contingent of queers posting on Sup Forums these days. They think anything remotely gay is awesome.

you're saying you could tell someone's race by how they walked? You're nuts dude.

those are also my two favourites

here's a snap of the survey Sup Forums did when season 3 came out (it cuts off after 100 responses for free version of surveymonkey)

he was meant to come across as socially awkward, private and extremely worried about being humiliated and embarrassed if private material of him was exposed. he's the quiet, less confident kid. a lot of teenagers are. kenny being a pedophile was something not many people expected.

People from generations that don't jerk off on camera for fun probably wouldn't pick up on it like you did.

Wow, Sup Forums has some horrible fucking taste.

God tier
>San Junipero
>White Christmas

Good tier
>Playtest
>Entire history of you
>Nose Dive

okay tier
>15 million Merits
>Be right Back
>National Amthem

bad tier
>Waldo Moment
>White Bear
>Men against fire

Shit tier
>Shut up and Dance

You can tell someones race by how they talk. Of course you can tell someone race by how they walk.

>San Junipero beating Shut Up and Dance

Fucking faggots and aestheticfags banding together. Please somebody, make it stop.

Maybe its because I'm a woman and could recognize the kid as a creep, whereas people on Sup Forums thought he was sympathetic.

>I'm a woman
fuck off cunt

He couldn't hear her either though.

>And the scenes with him being aloof around the manager talking to him.
How is this relevant? I don't think I've ever liked any managers I've had at a job and it can be easily chalked up to him being socially awkward, like he's shown to be around his coworkers.

>And him going nuts when his laptop was stolen.
A perfectly typical teenage reaction to a lad having his sister go through his PC where she could do juvenile shit like go through his recently searched porn history to take the piss out of him or frape him

Thinking he was a creep =/= having deduced from 5 minutes into the episode he was a full blown pedophile

people can say what they want about black mirror, but the show is extremely divisive consistency wise, every episode makes a different impression on different people

compare it to something like the simpsons or always sunny where there's a ton more agreement about which episodes are good and bad

FUCK OFF ROASTIE WHORE

>could recognize the kid as a creep

How? How could you tell that?

>I didn't care about the characters,
This is how you know to COMPLETELY disregard someone's critique of a film

Even more shallow and easy a criticism as "muh character development"

White Christmas, Shut Up and Dance, White Bear, and Fifteen Million Merits are the best episodes.

>How is this relevant?
His attractive manager was obviously interested in him.

without knowing the fact that he watches kiddie porn in his spare time, kenny showed no signs at all of being creepy

Every time he saw her, he was far away, and anytime you hear someone blocked, it sounds like someone trying to say "Blurb Blurb Blurb!" with a gag in their mouth.

I honestly thought he was autistic because of the way he acted when he was freaking out over the email, like holding his hands behind his head and moaning

defend Nosedive then. Enlighten me on its merits. it may change my perception of the episode and encourage me to rewatch it.

Women see all socially awkward guys as creeps.

only redeeming quality of that episode was Bronn

...

He was on screen for 5 minutes.
looked at a kid
went to fap when he was watching tv with his sisters
I know a lot about how Anonymous (the hacktivists) works, they don't target innocents so he must have been a bad dude

I mean it's a dead giveaway whenever you see a male that has that look, you immediately assume he doesn't have a girlfriend, 99% of the time you're right and 99% of the time the guy's a creep. You see it all the time.

>Really liked the first episode of season 1
spotted the full on pleb

Did you expect a guy like that to turn into a super Chad when she shows interest? You know most people watching thought he was a typical awkward kid with no sense of how to detect that sort of stuff or if he did, he wouldn't know how to handle it. That's the impression he gave in that episode. Honestly, I thought the teddy bear he gave to the girl was going to be relevant, but I didn't think "gee, this guy's a full-blown pedo."

>>Good tier
>The National Anthem
>Be Right Back
>White Bear
National Anthem & White Bear are by far the worst episodes

Why do people like Shut up and Dance?

it's so fucking dumb, the kid is what, maybe 16? And he is afraid of getting caught with CP? When he himself is a child.

How did he find the CP when he's a fucking retard to download a malware killer in a browser.

Why is his mother so pissed? Most mothers will go with their dying breath to defend their children.

The fucking troll face was so fucking dumb, completely ruined the episode for me. Why do writers do this shit?

He went to fap after he was watching some kind of racy music show with his sister that involved singers dressed like sluts. It was very deceptive cause I thought it was just him getting horny naturally at adult women

He's 19, so it is very much illegal.

And besides, it's not like he was even looking at teens his age or just a couple of years younger. It's implied that the kids he was looking at were very, very young, around the age of the girl in the restaurant. Hence the use of the music "That's the way I like it" playing when he gives her the bear.

Kenny was sick in the head

I clicked the link but bothing happened

What was undoubtedly the worst episode?
My vote goes to Men Against Fire because it was ridiculously obvious and has been done a million times already.

>it's so fucking dumb, the kid is what, maybe 16? And he is afraid of getting caught with CP? When he himself is a child.
He's shown to have a full time job so is more than likely between 18 and 20.

>How did he find the CP when he's a fucking retard to download a malware killer in a browser
The specifics of how the virus got on his PC aren't relevant, it's just a plot device. That and any idiot can come across CP even if they're not looking for it. I've seen it on Sup Forums and I unwillingly downloaded it through dodgy filesharing sites as a teenager.

>Why is his mother so pissed? Most mothers will go with their dying breath to defend their children.
Pedophilia is one of the worst stigmas someone in a civilized society can be associated with. Any mother having just been confronted with proof that their son's a kiddie diddler would immediately be sent into hysterics, which fits perfectly with what she was like during the phonecall with Kenny at the end.

>The fucking troll face was so fucking dumb
I agree but I'm not autistic enough to let outdated memes ruin an otherwise good episode for me