Alex Jones on the Joe Rogan Experience: metaphysical edition
I can't fucking handle it bros I just wanted to have a beer and relax
So fucking woke right now
ICARUS FOUND YOU
>ICARUS FOUND YOU
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>>>>>>ICARUS FOUND YOU
>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN
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PSYCHIC PEDOPHILIC VAMPIRES
Alex literally od'ing on redpills
life will never be the same
THE 1337s
>my fucking face right now
I'm at home smoking weed
this is the comfiest funniest transcendental political shit EVER
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IVE NEVER BEEN THIS DEEP BEFORE
GOOGLE HUMAN INSTRUMENTALITY CONFIRMED
Human Beings are the sex organs of the machine world
I WOULDNT WORRY ABOUT IT MEATBAGS
>podcast #911
Surely Joe planned this beforehand
this is the most I've laughed in three years
too many truth bombs
I'm too woke lads I can't close my eyes
AQUINAS SPOKE OF THE MYTHICAL CITY ON THE HILL, SOON THAT CITY WILL BE A REALITY AND WE WILL BE CROWNED ITS KINGS. OR BETTER THAN KINGS....GODS!!!!
JOE ROGAN IS A FUCKING SHILL
this isn't politics. this is astropolitics
This is redpill kino
>this conversation
>tfw to intelligent to not understand this
LITERAL FUCKING INSTRUMENTALITY
How long is left, bros?
I CAN'T GET ANYMORE /WOKE/ HOLY FUCK
WE'RE ADDICTED TO THE START OF THE END
RIGHT NOW
I'm literally dying
>ipads being designed to be addictive is what Joe Rogan demands a citation on after all that
when will they talk about bears?
STOP FUCKING SHOUTING
I CAN'T TAKE ALL THESE REDPILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I had weed for this
D E S P A I R C O D E
AYO HOLD ON
this is my actual face
>Why contain it? 'scool.
And the right takes Alex Jones seriously.
He has discredited himself forever now.
>mfw
FUCK CLOUDS 2BH
>"we're not talking about the weather Eddie"
same but i'm hella high
>fuck clouds
Who the fuck is this Eddie guy? People are here fro Alex.
i feel funny inside now
i want to go back
Fuck, Eddie is back
He looked hurt by the previous "shut the fuck up eddie" comment from Joe.
>fuck clouds
mysides.png
you weren't ready
They'll forget within a week.
When did Sup Forums start caring about fucking Alex Jones?
Can someone give me the major talking points/ best things Jones has said so far? I'm at work and don't think I'd be able to stealthily handle listening to the conversation
im stoned and this is either the dumbest or funniest thing ive ever laid witness on since the trump shaving mcmahon vid or the shockmaster
>Jamie googles "ipad addiction"
I wonder if Alex is even lucid right now.
This is just his theory about what the elites believe
EVERYONE GET ON JOE'S INSTAGRAM STREAM AND COMMENT
>Magic is a technology that hasn't been discovered before
Soros plant to make sure he doesnt reveal tHE tRUTH
>not having David Icke on
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So this is what enlightenment feels like.
I N F O W A R S . C O M
butter coffee?
This stream is bonkers
Psychic pedo vampires trying to achieve human instrumentality.
>rogan starts an instagram story
>jones immediately name drops his website
David da bess
you must be great fun to be around
>PISS BREAK
SIDE EFFECTS OF SUPER MALE VITALITY
PISSING LIKE A HORSE
He just dropped the entire goddamn kekpill atombomb with very little provocation. Ranted for a solid 5 minutes about multiple dimensions, omnipotent robot computers, vampires and pedophiles
>alex jones was who the bog brothers called
Anyone know how long is left?
Not a regular listener.
we're characters in his lucid dream
BILL GATES' WEATHER MACHINES MAKING ALEX JONES PISS TO INTERRUPT HIS STREAM OF REDPILLS
>plugging in individuals to a feedback machine acting as individual neurons forming a meta gestalt consiouencess which can predict the future with absolute certainty allowing the introduction of stimuli to alter future events with full predictive ability of the results thus eliminating free will
Is Sup Forums their prototype??
Harry potter confirmed kino
This shit will go down in history.
>Alex Jones is drunk
why dad?
Alex jones went straight red pill to black pill
half the viewers are probably psychotic now
Just got in now, has based Jones broken through Joe's conditioning yet?
Every 2 minutes he says something crazier than the previous thing, so it's hard to sum up. He's also well drunk by now.
>you are now imagining Alex peeing into bags before evaporating the urine with a special machine so the government can't steal his DNA
that's a common saying
it's basically that if you showed a cell phone to someone 100 years ago they would believe it was magic
he dropped som legit redpills about pizzagate after that he's been rambling about the moon landing, HAARP, vampires and now transhumanism which blew all our minds
>its fun to be gullible
human logic
>ITS NOT ALIENS
The podcasts normally go from 2-3 hours.
we are already a part of the machine
the machine pill
Alex comes back from taking a piss
>INMEDITALY BOOM REDPILL
he is talking about basic gnostic stuff
Sup Forums confirmed for being asleep
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>thread slowed to a crawl after his rant
Did you guys overdose on the black pill he just dropped?
no more drugs for this guy
will they talk about JFK
>it's not aliens it's interdimensional
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started when?
interdimensional beings, not aliens