ITT: Players who are literally (You)

ITT: Players who are literally (You)
>tfw smart but lazy

My brother had a card in FIFA once but we're only half brothers so it's not like he's literally me.

>balo smart

I loved using Anoninho in UT

same here

>tfw really smart but to lazy too become a pro athlete

>tfw too smart to be intelligent

literally me

intelligent,nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

he looks weird in this one, don’t you have a better photo?

Literal me.
>ugly
>thuggish
>won't be in Russia WC

I really, really like women

Manning/Rodgers > Brady

underrated

kek

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>tfw smart but lazy
ur pathetic

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>D Wade
I accomplish things but usually contribute the least to the group

>black
>smart
WE

nice try, ñen

>violent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

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Bacteria?

he can play piano very well

No, it's Efmamjjasond's long-lost brazilian cousin, Dstqqss

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absolutely based

I look like De Bruyne but more tanned, blonde anglo hair and blue eyes