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Mackenzie Dern

Who is your favorite woman fighter?

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fucking retardeds

what is your goal in posting this?

lol that jessica andrade fight did a number on her

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives

Truly the GOAT of our generation

i like him solely cos of his classic uk bantz

just thought it was funny, no offense claudinha.

#respect #cometobesiktas

i like cyborg more than the average mma fan but fuck man. she's always playing the victim. every posts is about how somebody is trying to hold her down. Holly has been tested 9 times this year and Cyborg has been tested 8 times. this shits normal but she's gotta act like the system is out to get her

Tony

t. zuffashill

fighters that have been tested the most so far this year, 11 times
>Tecia Torres
>Valentina Shevchenko
>Wilson Reis
>Anthony Pettis
>Alexis Davis

to be fair imagine being the GOAT for the last 10 years or so yet nobody knows you and bums like rousey are rich and famous thanks to the system

instagram.com/p/BIIX_NOA58v/

HNNG

also

>manlets

>Dee with a black eye

What did Conor mean by this?

kek should ask someone to xray this shit. probably has a pot of gold down there

She's an idiot for going to the UFC anyway when it was clear they didn't like her and didn't really want her. Bellator or RIZIN would've treated her like an A-lister.

you wouldn't understand, it's an Irish thing.

Its a custom made cup to fake his dick size.

tmz.com/2017/09/02/conor-mcgregor-penis-emergency-before-mayweather-fight/

>screencap dis
Ortega to test positive against Cub.

now he's most def /myguy/

Mike Kakis

>tfw gassy from eating 6 egg rolls

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE
>you want some Turkish coffee?
Fucking hell Ariel you prick, what the fuck

lads sean sherk could have been the GOAT but the lower weight division didnt exist yet so he had to get heemed by lanklets like BJ penn and now hes broke and has CTE

feel bad for him desu

>Turkish coffee
lel wtf

did he actually say that?

Yes, he did, I just rewound it. What a fucking moron kek

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Rate this Saturday's Card:

UFC Fight Night 118 Main Event:

170 lbs.: Donald Cerrone vs. Darren Till

UFC Fight Night 118 Main Card (3 p.m. ET):

115 lbs.: Jodie Esquibel vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
205 lbs.: Jan Blachowicz vs. Devin Clark
185 lbs.: Oskar Piechota vs. Jonathan Wilson

UFC Fight Night 118 Prelims (12 p.m. ET):

155 lbs.: Marcin Held vs. Nasrat Haqparast
265 lbs.: Anthony Hamilton vs. Adam Wieczorek
135 lbs.: Brian Kelleher vs. Damian Stasiak
185 lbs.: Ramazan Emeev vs. Sam Alvey
145 lbs.: Andre Fili vs. Artem Lobov
135 lbs.: Aspen Ladd vs. Lina Lansberg
145 lbs.: Felipe Arantes vs. Josh Emmett

turkish coffea is the best, whats the problem?
would be same as someone asking jewlani if he wants some german strudel

Moose responded with a nervous laughter, he said something like "no, not Turkish" and Ariel responded "yeah, I know, I know". Jewlani OBVIOUSLY did that intentionally

What is about this body that makes it so easy to tell he is a manlet?

>implying it's a big deal
he should have just returned the bad attempt at bantz

>lay home, eat a cookie
kek

the tiny little legs

I'm not saying it's a big deal, I laughed myself, it was just so out of nowhere and kind of awkward

Its the traps and delts being over developed.

manlets cant pull off long shorts. thats why the thinking manlet will always opt for the compression shorts

>the thinking manlet
lol

So, over the last couple of years Bellator has proven to be growing and expanding in size at a much greater rate than the UFC. While UFC has remained the bigger promotion and home to the world's most skilled fighters, it's apparent than what was once theory is becoming, and has become reality.

Since the UFC-Reebok deal took place, and fighters have fought out the remainder of their contracts with the UFC, we have seen some big names and highly talented fighters move to Bellator, most notably would have to be Rory Macdonald, who is without a doubt one of the best 3 welterweights in the world today.

As Bellator continues to grow, and I'm talking within the next year or two, we will see Bellator become the biggest promotion, and over time will begin signing UFC's Talent.

This has proven it's going to happen, providing current business models stay the same. This will mean both organisations house the best fighters in the world for a number of years, and there will then be 4 possible options: Bellator become the leading MMA promotion, UFC change their plan and regain their status, the Ali Act is introduced to MMA (meaning fighters are free to fight in both promotions), or, and it's a big if, Bellator and UFC will come together once a year to host a champions vs champions PPV, proving who truly has the best talent.

I'm interested to see everyone's thoughts on this whole subject - it reminds me of the old Monday Night Wars, and it's certainly exiting times for MMA.

they can think, but they can never learn.

>company that could basically only go up grows faster than company on a bubble

shocking

Tl;dr

ah , missunderstood you prolly
cheers famalam

Bellator is like the MLS of mma. it takes UFCs rejects who have given up any belief they can become the best in the world but still have enough name value to get paid more than theyre really worth. when it tries to develop its own talent they either suck(that guy they were shilling a while ago who was 0-0 but lost his debut) or just fuck off to another company while being their champ (askren, minakov)

hope your right though. would be good to get real competition again

>Of the 21 fights Conor has won, only 2 have gone to decision

Yeah but he isn't the GOAT though
>This is what retards actually believe

>everyone is on steroids
>USADA only catches 1% of fighters

>who is Gilbert Yvel

>pleb joe rogan claims mighty meme is the GOAT
>he got clowned when he went up a weight class
>conor went up a weight class and became the champ

Is Brock Lesnar liked on /heem/?

USADA barely tests most fighters and tests only early in the morning, they're easy to circumvent

>finishing fights makes you the goat
>Mighty Meme isn't the GOAT

No

hes living in our hearts rent free.

the natty GOAT

>bork
nah not really
more a meme i presume

>2017 only stats
why make stuff up?

Worked /heem/ into a shoot when he won the HW title. I remember when he was announced to fight Mark Hunt at 200, everyone said Brock is screwed and then afterwards
>h-he's old

whats that average, 4 tests per fighter? for an ENTIRE YEAR? do you see what a joke that is?

maybe gegard comes back to ufc :(((((

I enjoyed this

youtube.com/watch?v=mGYtU0cCBcU

And I think you will too.

>the majority of fighters on that list will fight once this year
>the average tests/camp is 5

Lmao, I just got done watching this

fuck i miss old refereeing in mma. carwin on mir at the end there was based

majority of fighters will fight twice at least, not once. that's two and a half tests per camp by your metric, aka one test every four weeks. it's a joke.

>Juicing for 20 years strong
nah, fuck Lesnar

i knew chuck would be on there. hes gonna be fucked up when hes old due to all the heems and all the drugs and booze

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Is she okay?

heem deady?

Is there a better sight than overheem getting heemed? it never gets boring. hes a knockedout artist

holy fuck

>knockedout artist
kek

what hit her? she looks dead

what is even going on here

comfy mousasi interview

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4973276/Russian-dies-hanging-window-moving-car.html
he's such a momas boi

>unironically watching the sobbing kike hour

lmaoing @ ur """""life"""""

didn't Brock inject a bunch of shit into himself before that fight?

>watching any mma media (except dana white:looking for a fight)

SAD!

Schaub was so shit

Who should alexa grasso fight and should it be at 115 or 125?

>say hello to your mother for me
what the fuck

he added cousin and brother and the whole family
he tries to be nice in a cringy way
might be cos he browses heem on a daily basis

he realised it sounded like an insult and tried to damage control.

ariel is a bit autistic, watch his videos with arianny

why aren't you autistic saying anything?

ariel throwing shade

I hope so. I want to fight for Bellator someday.

The fist minute and ten seconds is pretty good

He's universally despised.

This Saturday the fighter we've all been waiting for is making her debut

based khabib cucking tony

Brock Lesnar is Rose Namajunas' favorite fighter unironically.


can joanna recommend a dentist?

stop shilling your kike boss's awful show nobody is watching

is notepad taking the ufc picks this week?

wtf is this

Who is your favorite UFC fighter in the heavyweight division?

Khabib

fags co-opting something that doesn't belong to them