Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread #3

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Recent Homicides:
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

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First

First for

>IDA...NORA...

TRUMP WILL WIN

Facebook of the girl who got shot

jewbook. com/dorian.mcintyre.792

259 Robert

>gif related

Post

Live quote from Chicago Mayor Tyrone McNuggets:

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA

>inb4 more armpits get shot up

Really makes you think.

>shots fired in the park
>didn't see a shooter

That means he's black. They blend in with the night.

KEK

xth for nigrigged weapons

>youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

its 2 perfect m8

You people spend nights posting on an internet message board while listening to a police scanner. What sad pathetic lives you people must lead.

>guests refusing to leave

thats an oddly white name for a nigger

ahahaha fuck me, you're doing good work

>can sit at home naked and comfy
>listen to a city eat itself alive
>can look the victims up on twatter to check them out

WHAT A FUCKING WORLD!!

fuckin mumbling savages

Previously on;
>Rookie Cop waiting on Body Removal, he forgot to get CSI to check body first
>Possible Homicide soon
>Burglary in progress, they have a getaway vehicle, possible car chase
>Missing 8 year old girl (it's fucking 12 at night)
>Shooting at medical facility
>Gangbangers in a park with Police Scanner
>Guy and Coalburner got got in the armpit
>more dead and more body removal requested

>intoxicated white person throwing things

[spoiler]Melons[/spoiler]

k

Neet in apartment throwing things?! Maybe?

I love jojo pepes.

It really is a magical time to be alive

>Mexican in red shorts won't stop ringing people's doorbells

this is important

I love you guys. I hope the black community can fix themselves some day.

>Frank garcia.... I mean Gonzaled

They all sound the same.

You best smash dat mf like button, senpai.

>ROBBERY IN PROGRESS

what do you do, watch tele?

>I KNO HE STILL A GANGSTER, BUT YOU CANT CHANGE HIM, HE'S GOTTA CHANGE HIMSELF

>*gets shot*

K.

>Some blacks to an iPhone from someones pocket

>nig nogs steal guys iphone

>Missing 8 year old girl
Oh fuck

this wont last forever. enjoy the good things in life user.

That hispanic fag in red short shorts still ringing doorbells?

...

>You can listen to nogs getting shot
>While reading japanese comic books
>and drinking tea
>In the comfort of your home

What a time we live in

the only place ive ever heard of a cop taking a bribe in the US is in Chicago, and im from LA.

lmao passed out behind the wheel

Doesn't it make you wanna praise kek?

weak b8

AHAHHAAH UHAUL I CANT

drunk guy passed out and hit a fence

>You people

I never understood self-righteous people around here who are also spending their time browsing Sup Forums

...

Uhaul crashed into McDonalds?

>Someone in UHAUL trunk passed out behind wheel and crashed

kek

>MAN CRASHED THROUGH A FENCE IN A UHAUL PASSED OUT BEHIND THE WHEEL

The future is pretty rad.

>male in a U-haul truck crashed passed out behind the wheel

Poor guy. He was probably trying to move away from that nigger hole.

Too drunk to finish the move

>traffic stop
>inb4 vietnam vet gets out with his 22.

I remind you all this is monday night.

Kek be praised, user.

November is going to be M A G I C A L.

Away??? what makes you think that :^)

Go watch some TV show about white women fucking niggers if you want...This is more entertaining

>tfw Chiraq doesn't let you leave

OH SHIT BRINGING OUT THE TAZERS

>MULTIPLE UNITS ORDERED TO RETRIEVE TAZERS

Mega city, Although the real fireworks will be on July 4th, pun and not pun.

>dispatch laughing about the 711 accident

I saw that the other night, truly horrifying. I still hear the screams in my head.

He's agreeing with this post user

>dispatcher laughs at mat hitting fence behind 7-11 with UHaul
wew

Yep, been saying for three threads this is all building to the 4th.

wew lad

Or multi-task.

>eating pretzels
>crafting in runescape
>listening to comfy stream
>while shitposting on Sup Forums

What a life I live.

OH SHIT NIGGER, GET THE TAZAAAS

D r i v e b y

We're going to need a betting thread on the 4th. 200-300-700? How many shootings!

>RED SHORTS GUY IS GOING THE FUCK DOWN

>HISPANIC DRIVE BY

>4 hispanics
>shots fired

B U I L D W A L L

>4 hispanic males pulled up in a car
>driveby
AND HERE WE GO

The thread on Friday or Saturday(can't remember) was glorious. Weeknights are exiting too but I'm really looking foward the 4th

NOOO

Hispanics shooting blacks, good times.

I believe. Our memes are no longer dreams.

The world is ours to remake, as long as our GETS are WITNESSED, and our memes are DANK.

>DRUNK BOYFRIEND HAS GIRLFRIEND AND BABBY CORNERED IN A BASEMENT AT GUNPOINT

GUN TO THE BACK OF WOMAN HEAD

NOG TAKES HOSTAGES

WE /Rainbow6 siege/ now

>listening to chiraq scanners when Trump wins

ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING BLOODBATH

JUST LEAVE THE LITTLE GIRL GO, FAGGOT.

Reminder that this is real life.

KEKS WILL PBUH

Them digits and my god I didn't even think of that. It's going to get /comfy/ at that time

MFW change to my city, fight outside bar, BOOOORING

New Chicago PD episode sounds promising so far

shh. no tears now, only chiraq scanner

¡SÍ!

Taco did you hear the mexicans doing a driveby, it's time for a wall

Kek reconfirms

>drunk boyfriend holding girlfriend and their baby hostage

what the fuck is wrong with people in the world

So much this.

No way to follow live on the 4th. Anything minor will get overlooked for the more important calls.

Weirdest shit we'll never hear about, and they might get away with what they do. The chaos of legal and illegal fireworks allows for a lot of criminal opportunities.

SHOTS FIRED

Chicago, LA, Sacramento, Philadelphia, Baltimore, DC.... where else?