What would you do if you found out your girlfriend was an ex-pornstar?

What would you do if you found out your girlfriend was an ex-pornstar?

Stop asking why her pussy looks like ground beef.

Checking if I caught a STD.

Dump her, get an STD test, then fap to her porn while I cry.

Demand threesomes with her pornstar friends.

I become a pornstar

I'd freak out that my partner is gender rigid and identifies strictly as female. I don't need this bigotry in my life thank you.

Fuck her in the ass, because there's precendent.

fuck off Onision, you cuck nigger and stop using proxies.

I'd watch her porno while I fucked her

What is an Onision?

why Sup Forums?

desu it would be better than wifing up a girl who just used to be a "sexually liberated" wanton slut who group fucks guys after she gets a little tipsy

It's more enterprising of a porn star, at least
A slut is just some low-tier toy for guys to amuse themselves with. No one respects them, no matter how much being a slut gets normalised

And you'd low-key be the laughing stock of a lot of people, marrying a girl who has been gangbanged by the boys etc.

My buddy was banging out Zoey Kush for a while. He seemed to be okay with her profession, even though I thought it was weird he was essentially getting sloppy seconds every time she came home from work.

Porn Stars are pretty cool. But they're basically glorified prostitutes. I would never bring either home to meet my parents.

Pic obviously related

kill the whore

>watch her videos
>see if she got blacked
>didnt
>dump her anyway
>not before a last bj

I'm actually dating a pornstar now it's weird knowing she's full of cum.'on the good side she refuses to do scenes with niggers

an ultra-liberal sexist youtuber retard with a wife that identifies as agender cause she's retarded and shit.

Name the chick?

>sorry I only fuck black guys

>I THINK I FELL IN LOVE WITH A PORNSTAR

>implying I'll ever get a gf

I was "Selena Steele's" boyfriend in the late 90s/early 2000s.

Never called her Selena though, she always wanted me to call her Jackie. Best lay I ever had and a great cook. Didn't last though because I had trouble reconciling with her career and shit.

Quickly get a STD checkup.

Some people in this thread don't realize that some STDs if left untreated can lead to Cancer like Oral Cancer.

Some faggot youtube who actually cucked himself. Was married and had a house. Wanted an open relationship and his wife started fucking some other woman. They get divorced and he losses his house an the kid they had together (he said in a video how he didn't even try to get parental rights or custody. Also his youtube videos gave me glacoma.

>me and her
"No"

pretty much this

What is this faggot doing on Sup Forums?

Stop wasting both our time.

No man on earth is making a whore into a mother.

BAN ASSAULT HOTDOGS

not running a background check on anyone you want to let in ur inner circle. Once i know i want someone to be my friend or partner a quick background check makes everything clear.

marry her and take care of her kid

Manipulate her into giving me all of the money she made doing porn then dump her ass

Porn stars are not rich. They make a few hundred to a thousand per scene, and most blow it on drugs and parties because they're broken people.

>meet qt redhead girl at uni
>flirt with her
>she asks me what my last name is
>tell her
>she literally pulls out her phone and does a fucking Google search of my name mid conversation

Plus I'm pretty much certain every other girl I've dated did an online background check on me shortly after meeting me, one of them even managed to find the shitty blog I made when I was 13 to scam Google Adsense, letting women use the Internet was almost as bigger mistake as letting them vote

Get back at her by fucking all the men she fucked.

>not able to recognize every pornstar by labia

Pleb.

Sheep porn is not legal, you fuckwit.

Not a big deal with me, so long as she is clean and is monogamous with me. Possible exception to that is if she's really bi and wanted to keep having sex with women occasionally. I'd have to work something out with her where she could still see women, but not without my knowledge and sharing them in 3-way would be strongly encouraged. I'm not threatened by someone who has more partners than me, and I'm well past 30 at this point.

I'd want to talk with her about what she does & doesn't like, hopefully pick up some new freaky shit that we're both into. I'd also enjoy watching her videos ... but it would be much more interesting if she watched them with me and we could discuss and build off that. I'm totally down with trying some new things, although there are lines I don't cross.

Based burger bro

Nah nigger, that New Zealand Miss Alice was making $30 000-$50 000 every month according to the tax that she has to pay

that would never happen because i can tell a non-porn star from a porn star

>that New Zealand Miss Alice was making $30 000-$50 000 every month

30-50 CPM. This story checks out.
Why can't bogans into math?

Can confirm.

>t. My sister is a porn star

Not a risk. Only interested in virgins. Any woman who has sex outside of wedlock is no better than a pornstar anyway.

wut?

Porn stars usually have shitty tattoos and piercings which I don't like so I wouldn't have a gf with all that shit.

And if she doesn't and is a porn star I'd probably recognize her because of the amount of porn I've watched trying to find a girl that isn't ruined by tattoos and piercings.

Drop it quicker than a zika baby into the arms of a abortion doctor.

>Id: WTF

how is watching sheep fuck not legal?

Break up with her
Same thing when I found out my ex used to be a stripper.
We all know what strippers do on the side.

Preventitive measures

I know a girl who did porn who was only with 4 diff guys. She's only been with 7 guys total and shes is over 30. She only slept with 2 guys before porn. Now married and happy.
I know a slut that has been with over 50 guys. Still going and only 26. So eh, it all depends on the numbers.
I still fap thinking about both of them.

That bitch who just died, Amber Rayne, died on her horse ranch. She bought a horse ranch with the money she got from taking horse cock

Banish her to the shadow realm

Clearly you've never heard of Siberian Mouse, just because a girl has an intact hymen doesn't mean that she wasn't a porn star

My ex is a camgirl now. Its weird to see someone you were in love with whoring themselves out to strangers. She is involved with a nasty looking black/mexican mix dude who spends all day tweeting at trannys calling them hot and worshipping them.

California is a degenerate state.

fap to her videos.

preventative of what? ive watched dogs fuck for most of my life and never actually considered fucking a dog. i have thought about it though ill admit that.

How can you?

I'd tell you to take your cancerous thread back to
faggot

I'd probably be the happiest man alive because she has a perfect body.

Oh fucc-
Dont reveal your power level, man.

>trips of honesty

who is she?

It's pretty hard to train a girl to give good head so her expertise in that area would determine if her stutty past was too much to bear.

this
my ex gf is still virgin despite the fact that she sucked my dick daily while i fucked her ass relentlessly

too bad about that retarded face though

because girls who look at cute cat pictures are too pure to ever think about doing porn

Her real name is Heather but she goes by Kimberly Brix

>lying on the internet

First, best, always.

good old muslim tactics. Want to stay virgin? get fucked in the ass.
typical, just like the turk gals over here.

>girlfriend
I don't believe in the gf/bf dynamic.
My wife did some sex videos with her dad back when he used to fuck her when she was a preteen. They're pretty hot videos.

Jesus user...t-that's rough

my girlfriend is so pure. she never talks about sex, not even when i am fucking her. she just makes cute sound. she never curses or anything.

You are telling me. I lost a bet on my friend's birthday and he made watch that very video after popping a viagra. It was a shameful night.

ever fap to her?

I can guarantee you 99% of woman do this when they are interested in some one.
Even if it's something as creeping on your social media accounts.
It's actually insane some of the stuff they are able to dig up (even the computer illiterate ones)
Woman are constantly doing research on the men they are interested in.

T. I'm gay, and every single one of my female friends do this. They get creepy obsessive they are just good at hiding it.

Thought about it, even though it brings me illness.

Tell that to Canada.

Yeah same, this has been my experience with non-western girls(Eastern Europeans/Asian), they never curse or talk about sex(even during sex) and yet ironically their libidos are far higher than that of western skanks

Wait. Where are you from? She looks just like a girl I took to las vegas with my fraternity as my date, who's name was heather. Is she from Southern California?

Tell her to fuck off.

Dated a girl in college that wanted to save her virginity for marriage so we had a lot of anal sex. I can't tell you how many times I filled her ass up with my hot sticky cum.

When she got married her husband was bragging how he was her first, broke her hymen and gave her the D . I could barely contain my self, if he knew how many loads she swallowed and took in the ass he would cry

your sister is a fucking disgusting abject nonhuman being,help her OD on some shit
>letting your sister become a nigger cum socket pornstar
Where were you?And your parents?And family and friends,what the fuck is this

this is why men and parents used to beat the shit out of women or hang them,to avoid such inhuman filth wasting everyone else's oxygen

Film rough degrading sex with her. Tell her ahes dumped as i cim on her face for the finale. Release it for free. Become a legend.

I'd charge her Shekels for sleeping with the executive

She lives in Los Angeles, so that's a possibility.

wow I can't even believe the people here that say they would dump the SO because she had a empowering career.

You don't own her body, a real man would think nothing about this and remember to treat her like a queen

>has an intact hymen
>still has the beef curtains of a whore
And yet people still think that roast beef pussy lips aren't an accurate way of telling if a girl is a slut

would this make you a kek or not?

I did. They told me to fuck off because "I don't know them, it's not a phase" and they "do what we want". Pretty disturbing stuff tbqh familam.

My sister isn't the porn star you illiterate gypsy. Go steal a car

Idk I hesitate to think I've not only fucked a porn star, but also a Sup Forums brothers sister. Small world, but not that small. No tattoos right?

make a video of you fapping to her and send it to her.

if i were you id be trying to get in there. if she fucks niggers why wouldnt she fuck you? pay her if it helps.

how do you feel about me fapping to her right now?

I'm on mobile, are you a town rapist?

Anyway, none of us saw it fucking coming. Well, kinda. She was a slut in high school, but she got "saved" and started being evangelical and shit. Like everytime we went to a family get together she would talk about jesus non stop. Then she told us about this...

You're definitely jacking it to her though. Not even hating, respect to you brah.

Definition no tattoos. She is afraid of needles, unless there is heroine in then.

>getting turned on by other men fucking your girlfriend
That's literally the definition of a cuck

Dude. think about what the actual fuck you are writing. Quality posting is a global rule for all boards.

misquoted ,meant for your sister still gets POZ'd by niggers,enjoy kissing her cum stained cheeks.