Can someone give me a quick rundown on Bane?

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Bane?

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BANEdanoff?

>crashed this plane
>is a big guy
>rules Gotham with a fair, but iron fist
>the batman bows to bane
>you likely have a big guy in your body right now
>if he calls, make sure the fire rises, last one who missed the call had to flee Gotham

You're a big chin

>You likely have a big guy in your body right now

Sure thing.
>masketta man bows to bane
>in contact with dr. pavel
>rumoured to be extremely big
>crashes planes with an iron fist
>owns prizes and has friends all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient masketta bloodline
>will crash the first planes on mars
>in the process of terraforming Gotham as his personal city
>owns basically every bagged corpse on the planet
>first grabbed doctors will be Pavel doctors
>said to have +400 muscle mass
>ancient french scriptures tell of a big guy who will descend upon this plane and bring an era of crashing and no survivors
>this is bane
>he owns banepost bots all over the world
>there's probably a banepostbot in this thread right now
>every plane has the mark of bane from it's manufacture
>bane is in regular contact with brother, raising the fire across gotham
>kicked batman's ass
>learned how to do a weird squeaky-voice in less than a weak
>Commisioner Gordan allows him full access to the secrets of gotham's sewers
>nolan entrusts his shitty writing with him, there's no memes in Dark Knight Rises, only the Bane scene.
>30 years old from the perception of a small guy
>in reality, he's a timeless being existing in all crashed planes across time and space
>has had access to early drafts of the DKR script since birth, memes regularly about their contents
>will guide this plane into the ground with no survivors

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Im a bogdabot and I approve of this message

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KEK

Dead meme...

Then show me it's body

meh

not only is it alive and well but it mutates and gains greater form.

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10/10

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lol

>Big guys bow to him
>controls the world's flight plans
>Designer babies will have CIA genes
>The only person to have been invited to the Batcave for an "Outsider opinion"
>Rothschild's have a lot of loyalty to him
>We don't know who he is or what he wants, we just hope he isn't a species of Hotheads

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>rumoured to be extremely big

>there is a world being slowly torn apart by trump
>20 idiots sit around their rooms reenacting a 5 minute scene for a shitty movie made years ago

triggered much cuck?
Go back to the third world shithole you came from

FUCK BANE AND FUCK BIG PEOPLE

You're a quick rundown

All you need to know:
youtube.com/watch?v=233OwqrLvgE

for you

Get this hothead out of here

Why are you here?

Threads like these prove Sup Forums is a Sup Forums colony and it makes redditors on here so fucking mad lol

The western world is being saved by trump.

Kill yourself Islam apologist.

>>rumoured to be extremely big
Fucking jej

but user Sup Forums is reddit

>>learned how to do a weird squeaky-voice in less than a weak

redditors are mad which is all that matters

so Sup Forums and reddit are mad?

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this is why I keep coming back

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that post wasnt as funny as all the people quoting it are making it out to be and i say this as an avid baneposter who enjoys seeing the meme flourish