2 years no parole edition
/cric/
>tfw no gf
le didn't know you still needed a criminal record to come to australia joke
Ben "Homophobes get choked" Stokes
Ben "Give me cheek and you'll get knocked off your feet" Stokes
Ben "Marlon gets the rope" Stokes
Ben "hit me for a six and sill break you like a Twix" Stokes
Ben "play the sweep and I'll cut you deep" Stokes
>And the timescale of the process was put into further context on Monday when Avon and Somerset Police revealed they are yet to speak to 'key witnesses'.
police give a fuck about a barfight when no victims so much as show themselves? sorry i don't think this semen slurping government is for me
First for Tassie
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key witnesses being the gay couple Stokes claims he was defending
just cooked up a quick carbonara
was yummy
haircut in 10
Haircut in 9
Haircut in 8
Haircut in 7
Haircut in 6
Will be walking in after the next update
Haircut in 5
Heading in now
Currently waiting
Banned in 4.
gripping stuff lad but we need pics
We'll see how it goes
Should be getting it cut in a minute but I'm tipping that I'll be waiting for maybe four more minutes
Ben "you can take the cunt out of Christchurch, but you can't take the Christchurch out of the cunt" Stokes.
None of these are funny.
Going in now
based the reporter
yeah I really don't have much of a sense of humour if I'm honest
another appropriated au/sp/ gimmick by the kiwis
pretty sure ''''cricketfan69'''' did this
That cunt is a 40 year old donut seller at the airport. Do not mention him in any way shape or form.
Average cut
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>40
missed this development in his narrative, do we know this for sure?
Nice synthesis m9, don't forget to call him walkGOD when he scores
Walkcripple on murder watch
who is this richo freshcunt?
I think its ivan m9
Kiwi redditor reported me lads
some suicidelander
>receiving (You)s with memes you pioneered
is there any greater feel?
Still a little upset over victoria recieving a bonus point lads
Suicideland is a high quality meme lad you should feel proud
what's the point of this CAXI bullshit when they get demolished every game
I thought it was just for an even number of teams
bring in PNG then not even joking
Nigger
only had CAXI for two years haven't we?
I remember ACT had a team a while back too
need a team in the territory
Doesn't really work with the weather there. It rains in summer and is dry in winter. Can't see the locals ever playing anything but footy too
>Warner explained that it has been a difficult road for Australia in adapting to a somewhat less hostile posture on the field due to ICC regulations. He went through the process two years ago, surprising team-mates as much as anyone else at the time. By 2016 it had been decided to recall the chirpy wicketkeeper Matthew Wade, as much for his on-field "noise" as anything else.
based
yeah almost forgot Nevill was unironically dropped from the test side because he wasn't abusing the batsmen all day
>he doesn't remember the darwin test matches
remember not watching one versus Bangladesh
Superior bat passing through.
ACT has a comparable population to Tasmania no?
Would certainly prefer the based Comets to comeback to the shitcunt CAXI thats for sure
Gorgeous George Bailey and Walloping Matty Wade to get the Tigers home imho
Rajibul has some competition
reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Honestly think Tasmania should be annexed. It contributes LITERALLY nothing to Australia
David Boon
Ricky Ponting
Max Walker
Xavier Doherty
moeen is better though
Richo
Stokes can win a game by himself when he plays well, Moeen just contributes for the most part
Both batting for their average instead of the team. Sad! And now Wade is out.
yeah just a garbage effort all round
Michael James Di Venuto (born 12 December 1973) is an Australian born cricketer of Italian descent who represented both Australia (in One Day Internationals) and Italy. The bulk of his first-class cricket career was spent playing for Tasmanian Tigers. After retiring from representative cricket in Australia, he continued playing for Durham CCC till July 2012, when he announced retirement from County Cricket. He has also previously played cricket in England for Derbyshire and Sussex. A left hand opening batsman, his form for Tasmania throughout the mid-1990s earned him a call up for the Australian national cricket team in the One Day International arena, although after nine games he was dropped. Like some of his contemporary Tasmanian team-mates such as Jamie Cox, Dene Hills, and Shaun Young, Di Venuto can be considered unlucky to have not had a more successful international career, as he was playing at a time when the Australian national cricket team was highly dominant, and difficult to earn selection for. After retiring from Durham, he was appointed Australia's full-time batting coach by head coach Mickey Arthur,[ and is now head coach of Surrey.
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okay so pretty much every national team that's not australia or new zealand is 90% pakis and indians
the hawthorn football club
and that surprises you?
cricket doesn't exist outside of the test nations
not sure you know what annexed means m8
is australia winning the ashes 3-0 FREE MONEY?
me, bottom row, 3rd from left
Yes m8, put your house on it
youtube.com
netherlands
PNG and the african and south american sides are entirely local
Okay i have decided that PNG are my new team then
Pathetic innings from Gorgeous George
Looks like it will be Victoria through to the Semi-final then, I won't have to throw myself off the Westgate after all.
Time to book my flights to Hobart
Not for third world countries like PNG and Kenya
I certainly think there will be rain that will kill at least 1 game however englel could easily win the meme lights game. 2-1, 3-0 or 3-1 2bh
so based
love gobbies so much lads
need one soon
i got one on the weekend
Just flicked the bean to Moeen
"Men men men men, manly men men men!" ooo
"Men men men men, manly men men men!"
"Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo.
"Men men men men, manly men men men!"
"Men men men men, manly men men men!"
"Men..."
t. 28 yr old broncuck supporter
already 20 years since bangladesh defeated kenya in the 1997 icc final in kuala lumpur
where does time go lads seems like yesterday
JLT cup would be as big as the AFL if it got the same media coverage
braindead cucks just liking whatever the media tells you. this game should be in front of a sold out crowd and on national tv
you know what all of you can go fuck yourselves
t. goose
can't wait to make kirsty my girlfriend and we can watch sheffield shield live streams in bed together all day
Any good T20 coming up?
>We will never relive the BASED days of the Mercantile Mutual Cup
shield games used to get full houses in the 60s
Would love to see her with a bat handle up her shitter
Nice tits average face
>The AFL has declined Hannah Mouncey permission to play in the AFLW.
>Mouncey was set to enter the draft, but her bid to do so was knocked back by the AFL on Tuesday afternoon.
>Fairfax Media reported the decision was based on the Victorian Equal Opportunity Act, which allows for discrimination based on sex or gender in situations where strength or physique are relevant.
it actually makes me pissed how little people care about domestic cricket. the quality of play is actually fucking good and attendance is free