>it's another episode of no Nordic teams in the World cup
How do we fix Nordic football?
It's another episode of no Nordic teams in the World cup
Adam Jones
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Ryan Myers
Isn't Iceland Nordic?
Joshua Moore
More Somalis in the squad.
Brandon Moore
More penis
Juan Sanders
It is whatever you want it to be, big boy ;)
Isaac Barnes
by not excluding Iceland from your list
Colton Taylor
Implying best Scandi Denmark isn't in it
Liam Bailey
>implying Ireland will beat Denmark
Ryan King
>Norway
Cares more about Biathlon and Cross Country. They are unsaveable and will never be relevant
>Finland
Cares more about Hockey, Formula One and fucking Pesäpallo. They are like Norway but even worse.
>Sweden
Cares more about Hockey. Has a chance to be relevant, but doubtful
>Denmark
Biggest chance to be a relevant player. Actually has Football as their national sport.
Norway, Sweden and Finland are just too large (travel times), frozen for more than half the year (you can't play proper football on artificial fields) and care more about other nonsense sports.
Benjamin Nelson
What about Scotland and Faroe islands
Nicholas Bailey
Scotland are manlets are who the fuck has even heard of Faroe seriously
Joseph Wright
>it's another episode of no Nordic teams in the World cup
But iceland is not a nordic country?
John Edwards
Iceland only qualified because of refball
Zachary Hernandez
Get smaller, lanklets
Charles Kelly
You forget about Iceland dude, literally the most nordic of all.
Isaiah Moore
Don't worry, we will qualify for 2022
Benjamin Lee
>nordic countries
>so large travel
>north of these countries are literary frozen villages when less than 10% of pop lives
Seriously, try travel to Belén from Porto Alegre.
Owen Scott
They will. #COYBIG
Aiden Kelly
STOP JINXING IT WE WILL NEVER PASS REEEEEEEEEEEE
Oliver Wilson
you guys have favelas with twice the population of our cunts desu
Julian Bailey
Stop being so butthurt that the shit tier team has become the god tier Nordic team
Jason Ramirez
Brazil has 180 million more people than the Nordics combined
Landon Jones
Carson Ross
>Iceland only qualified
Okay, so they qualified.
Oliver Cooper
count us out of this shit group
WE ARE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP BABY
Carter Reed
Costa Rica only has 4,75 millions of people and it's in the World Cup kek
Camden Clark
Football is bigger than hockey, by a large margin. Only ethnic Swedes watch hockey, and since ethnic Swedes only make up 65-70 % of the population ... you do the math.
And even among Swedes I think football is more popular than hockey.
Josiah Green
>fucking Pesäpallo
Only sport that matters
Jose Lee
Too much Fenian in them.
Tyler Jackson
>Iceland have a better record than any other scandi team
based, get fucked cucks
Juan Taylor
Easy confederation, simple.
Noah Scott
yes you had to beat tropical islands with the population of an average european regional city and burgerland who doesnt really care about sawker and have a terrible national team anyway
Adrian Harris
>no nordic teams in the world cup
????????
Charles Morris
>Actually has Football as their national sport.
Take it from us, this has no bearing on success.
Justin Gray
On the bright side, you are not Mexico.
Grayson Lewis
They are obviously excluding you and the Faroe Islands.
Ryan Anderson
you are too successful to be good at a poor sport like soccer
for example, the poor favelados in brazil become the best, the poor argentinians growing up in dirt roads are the best (messi had concrete but he walked without shoes to a mud pitch), and here in the US our poor people dominate their own sports, while we suck at soccer because you basically need money to join soccer clubs. No one in the Nordics grows up thinking they want to be a professional soccer player unless they are girls who have dreams of traveling the world and being free while getting fucked by Julio in malaga.
Christopher Gomez
>yes you had to beat tropical islands
Most of those shitty islands are eliminated in the first 2 rounds (in which Costa Rica doesn't participate), in fact T&T was lucky to classify to the final hex, because it was in an easy group and only one point ahead of Guatemala
Owen Russell
Which country most closely resembles the shape of your dick lads? For me it’s Finland.
Christian Nelson
danemark can into russia
Sebastian Kelly
Croatia-dick here
Jackson Brown
for me, it's sweden. Which is good because one of my life goals is to cuckfuck a nice swedish lass
Cooper James
chile here
Hudson Russell
maybe drift away from europe to get as based as iceland
Juan Cruz
Portugal dick reporting in
Joshua Nguyen
Def Finland
Parker Rivera
denmark
Andrew Nelson
The continent of africa