Beer Can Dan

Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
"Dirty" Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
Diaper Viper Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan "The Man" Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan "Rough Ryder" Schneider
Dan "The Collector" Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan "She's a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Likes 'Em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Slime Geyser" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "Chester the Molester" Schneider
Dan "Slamming Tiny Hams" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator "Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "The Overnight Supervisor" Schneider
Dan "M'lady, Your High Chair" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small and Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "Good God They're Children Man" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "The Kike at Nick Giving Tykes the Dick" Schneider
Dan "If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her" Schneider

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youtube.com/watch?v=7R-ihGOE_ts
twitter.com/DanWarp/status/516072705842352128
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Please move Overnight Supervisor and Good God They're Children further down your list to ensure more pleasant formatting

You're missing

Dan "Hold her tighter, she is a fighter" Schneider

You guys already got a cease and desist from my lawyer, you better stop.

Dan "The Child Actor Benefactor" Schneider

Dan "Hold my hand and get in the van" Schneider

I don't know who this person is.

Dan "All Five Inside Her" Schneider

fuck off newfag

Dan "If she's tighter then I'll defile her" Schneider

I never understood this. I wasn't around when this meme came into fruition. I know who Dan Schneider is but what did he do? (obviously involving children i know but nothing else).

>what did he do
>involving children
he writes sexual stuff into children's tv shows, for his own fetish, and he asks little kids to post pics of their feet on twitter.

Dan "suck on my toes and I'll give you a show" Schneider
Dan "lick my feet and I'll give you a treat" Schneider

inb4 that fucking Canadian shows up and starts defending Dan 'the hymen collider' Schneider

youtube.com/watch?v=7R-ihGOE_ts

dan "crossdress kel or ill give you hell" schneider

>please get mad at the same things i do

there's apparently something with kikes (hollywood) wanting black actors to crossdress.

Reminder he knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears.

STOP CALLING HIM THAT

Don't call him that.
Don't call him that.
Don't call him that.
Don't call him that.
Don't call him that.

Dan" along comes a "schneider

You're just a sicko who perceives his own fetishes onto Dan's funny shows.
Don't call him that.

Don't call him that.

That's a baseless accusation and is considered libel.

Lol as if any one cares. Free speach n shiet the burger would say.

Btw whats going on here.

It's not free speech when you bring down the name of one of the funniest comedic writers and today and drag his name THROUGH THE MUD.

This thread is slanderous. Mods, please delete.

He called his dog Lolly, the man has balls of steel. And he's a pedo too.

twitter.com/DanWarp/status/516072705842352128

He's not a PEDO and Lilly is short for lollypop which is his favorite food. It's sweet and innocent just like his humor!

Dan 'Spread 'em wider' Schneider

I am really getting sick of these degenerates smearing the name of a good man. STOP IT NOW!

Dan "Go Ahead, Scream, Nobody Can Save You Now" Schneider

What is wrong with you people? I swear this poor man is subject to as many baseless attacks and accusations as Hillary Clinton.

Someone post the picture of him kissing Spears on set.

Nice try but you'll never be as cringe as that canadian

>Lollipop
>Lolita

he literally got her preggos

Dan "Lick your sole, Destroy your soul" Schneider

Dan "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes. Especially Toes" Schneider

Hollywood is a warped place run by jews. Full of pedos and the fact fbi dont look into it more actively says enough

Don't mention that horrible book. Lollypops are sweet but pedos are FUCKING evil. I'm sure that Dan would not approve.

No, it's not. Nothing odd is happening there.

Like his dogs name - Lolli

>Dan she's old enough to be a swallower Schneider
>Dan old enough to drive, old enough to ride.

NO. HIS DOG IS NAMED FOR CANDY. HOW IS THAT HARD TO GET?

Don't call him that.

Ok.

Keep in mind succes breeds jealousy.

The rage of the victims the pain are the reward.

Dont give it to them. Bullys

Not even a leaf...
Just give up

Was Candy the name of his first victim?

What a sick fuck, naming his dog in reference to rape.

There are no victims. Noone has been hurt. Dan is a good man.
I am from Toronto and have defended Dan to the death for weeks on end with multiple threads open at the same time. I am just in Buffalo at the moment. I am still a big fan of Dan however. I'm just your average Canadian guy that loves Dan Schneider.

NO. Dan just likes the food candy that he eats a lot. I'm pretty sure I saw him say that on TV or something.

Dan "my balls on your nose, my tongue on your toes" Schneider

Dan "Lick it for Dan, he is a good man" Schneider

Yeah, I bet really likes licking little lasses' lollies, the psychopath.

Dan "just be a trooper, don't scream when I stick it in your pooper" Schneider

Is it possible that Sup Forums could compile a list of victims?

>There are no victims.

...

Dan "takes your soul then destroys your hole" schneider

Don't call him that.
Just stop. He hasn't done anything to you. He just writes the funny shows.
He's not a psychopath. He's a funny and handsome man. You're probably jealous of his fame and money.

Dan "It isn't slander, Just ask Miranda" Schneider

Autismal

Don't call him that.
There aren't any. He's a clean man.
Dan loves children and would never destroy their holes or their souls.

Please don't mock neuro-divergent individuals.

You're right, I'm jealous of how he can get away with statutory rape and have retards defend his reputation on an Andorran cheese-curdling imageboard.

"Danny Daycare"

Fucking lost it.

You're very wrong. 1) He hasn't raped anyone. Thean is a hero. 2) I'm not a r*tard but you shouldn't mock the mentally challenged. It's very rude. 3.) Dan is funny and has success which is why you dumb poops have to come up with this VICIOUS SLANDER against him.

Look at this high-grade spergmeister over here, openly defending a pedophile on the Internet. What has the world come to?

He's not a pedophile. Just leave this thread to die. Dan is a hero and doesn't deserve this slander.

Dan "It feels good inside her" Schneider

Dan "I hope she's dry, cause then she'll cry" Schneider

Don't call him that.
Don't call him that.

Dan "Nickelodeon is just my way of getting sex and staying out of jail" Schneider.

you mean Dan "outta the way!, I'll get inside her!" Schneider

muh dik

I miss Kenan and Kell...
:(

He is HONEST and HARDworking. Stop this.
NO. STOP.

Memes aside, you know there isn't enough evidence to convict this guy of anything right? I mean, he is a producer on shows geared to children. Some sketches need to be recycled. That is why he uses feet allot.

It's okay. Dan has a lot of funny shows on TV right now!

Dan "Jimmy Savile was an amateur" Schneider

She took that like a pro. Almost as if she has done it before a few times.

Sweet!

That was a funny scene. You're taking it out of context and trying to make it look perverted.

Dan "suck my dick if you want to be on Nick" Schneider

this
>t. pedo kike

It's not libel if it's true, Dan.

Don't call him that.
I am Jewish. Please do not use Anti-semitic profanities at me as it hurts my feelings and gets me depressed. : (

It's not true. It's ALL LIES!

Go back to Canada Dan.

Dan "young lust is a must" Schneider

kek'd harder than I should have

Dan "I wish it was wider" Schneider

Someone should google if Dan is in America right now

>I wish it was wider
that doesn't make sense for a guy that goes for underaged girls.

He lures children with candy

>That's why he goes for underage grills.

Grown ups laugh at him

I am from Canada but I am not Dan. Also, I was having a blast in Buffalo before you guys ruined my time with this thread. I want non shitposting. Only truth.

Just check IMDb's listings for his shows. If the actresses have toes, Dan's your man.

Don't call him that.
Don't call him that.

>If the actresses have toes, Dan's your man.
If the actresses have toes and are not yet legal, Dan's your man.*

what did op mean by this?