Why the FUCK is nobody talking about this?

why the FUCK is nobody talking about this?

>island start
>memetrail
>Alpe d’Hype

>no stage in fucking Netherland, Germany, UK or wherever

FINALLY

>ANOTHER stage in Pau like every fucking years
>Saint-Fart-sur-Nivelle

>15 stages of nothing
>5 stage of mountain

>22km of cobbled sections.
>65km stage over three mountains.

So if it rains, a massacre in Roubaix with Quintana on 20 minutes.
1/4rd of the peloton out on the short stage, because time limit.

Why few mountain stages again?

>65km mountain stage

They pushed the memes too far

They really try to fuck Froome over and give Bardet the win

>still many months before /tdf/ memery
>I'll probably be working on mornings, missing my sweet chateaus, wine talk, comfy supermarket commercials, jerseys, being racist to swiss subhumans

>believing in french Purito

>2018
>Still no HC descent with cobbles

>pinot

I have no clue what fucking sport this is. Skiing? Isn't the world cup in Japan?

That's because you are a fucking leaf.

Reminder : Real men attack during the first km

Poor Quintana.

At least it doesn't start in Israel.
Wtf Italy?

>Teams with eight riders each

under the rain

should make it start in Martinique followed by Guadeloupe then Guyanne for full memery

>riding a bike

>Alpe D'Huez

Didn't know Brazil had a mountain over there

i hate that in portuguese tour translates to lap and they dont actually make a lap around the country

There will be hundreds of dollars bet, the stakes are medium!

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Well, Sup Forums? Does he?