/nfl/ general: Ben Garrison edition

Still too lazy to get handegg images subedition.

CAR:Ryan Kalil (neck) expects to return for Wk 7
PHI:Lane Johnson cleared, practices Tuesday
DAL:Zeke Elliott has hearing in New York Tuesday
PHI:Wendell Smallwood (knee) expects to play
CAR:Kuechly (concussion) not practicing Tuesday
TB:Winston will not throw until late in the week
WAS:Gruden: We'll actively expand Doctson's role
KC:Tyreek Hill (neck) listed as full participant
NYG:Rodgers-Cromartie's suspension is over
FA:Jaguars give up on struggling kicker Myers
IND:Marlon Mack gets just two carries in MNF loss
IND:T.Y. Hilton invisible with 1-19 line in loss

Zyklon Ben thread? Nice.

There is no such thing as injury prone. It's all just luck

Post the original.

This image gave me aids

Who else is ready for the DROY to come back this week?

Jay Gruden is a big dude

UUUU

This.

Oh is this the r/The_Donald thread?

>4 U's
>four you's
>for you
Ahahahaha good one user! xD

These guys walk into the club and protect your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?

you can use this foreignfag Sup Forums thread, or you can use this thread

Look up the author in Google. His comics are unfunny and every time it's some little variation of OP's parody.

>/r/The_Donald
Nigger the image is a satirical parody of the shitty comics Ben does.

>caring about the OP
Literal autism.

Let them spit roast her

I know who Garrison is, dweeb. I want to see the version where they're throwing a merchant into an oven.

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mfw the burrs win the nfc north

Throw a pass to a crabtree while ignoring a wide open Cooper only to have it dropped

>making an early general just so you can use a non-sports related image to create it
Literal autism.

Posting best Garrison. Go ravens beat the other team

To be fair Cooper would have probably dropped it as well.

>implying I have actual Garrison comics

>see the thread's reaching the post limit
>make thread
Wow so autist.

Spain was a mistake.

>making an early general just so you can use a non-sports related image to create it
>creating multiple /nfl/ generals with unrelated OPs
Literal autism.

next time you make a thread use a big ol' ass like other spain threads

>this pathetic weenie sperging out because people are using this thread instead of his itty bitty baby waby thread

where were you when spain btfo US

That worked out so well the last time

>doesn't have any spee-related pics for OP
>uses shitty politics memes
Is Spain as bad as Canada when it comes to derailing threads?

Imagine being this insecure.

Fucking this, nobody wants to see gay political shit. Lets see some ass

Agree.

>make a general
>use images I have instead of downloading them specifically to make the OP
Next time create your fucking thread earlier.

Hmm it's actually a good idea.

Is bandwidth in Spain so bad that you have a fucking limit on downloading things? If you want to be the first one to make the thread super badly, have the courtesy to download literally any image other than this nu-Sup Forums crap you keep spewing.

more like,
>try to read thread during lunch
>its some samefaggot NEET bitching because he didn't get his precious thread used
>go about my day

I'd fuck her so quick that ass would be still be shakin when we're in court senpai

>Lets see some ass

Or maybe you could let someone who's not a total faggot make the threads in the future, hmm?

>unironically using the pedo foreigner thread

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I'm with you spain. Better than yet another shitty Eagles thread

>its been 23 minutes and I still can't get over the fact that people aren't using my thread

jesus christ I forgot how bad /nfl/ generals are fuck all you faggots

Dem sweet wide hips

Thanks for bitching about it some more instead of talking about football. Unironically adding to the problem will surely solve it.

It's 11:48 am, Tuesday October 17th, and Carson Palmer just threw another interception

Pathetic that someone actually spent time making that

>You can literally give someone an STD in the state of California, on purpose, to damage and hurt their life, and you'd only get 6 months in prison at max.

California was a mistake.

DURUK CURR

No, Republicans were a mistake , Jerry Brown needs to get shot

I know you might be confused by the OP, but this is a football thread, not a Sup Forums thread. Please try and stay on topic

>No Norman
>No Breeland
>No Johnny Allen
>No Big Dust
I feel like the Eagles can upset us this week

Fucking qt, good damn

I am ontopic, I just hate California, home of the Chargers and exhome of the RaidURRS led by DURRRek Carr.

Their teams are garbage and their home is a mistake.

DEATH CARD

>upset
I don't think that word means what you think it means

>when your state is so shit even nature is trying to wipe it clean

Saged

I mean honestly, and like there's just a bunch of creeps in California. Like Weinstein.

Welcome to /spol/

>Implying your little weiner could reach

But I'm not white

Please don't bully me specifically when the eagles crash and burn

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worst NECESSARILY means best

The colors Mason! What do they mean?!

Hope the stoolers are prepared for another embarrassing loss at home.

This. Philly fan here, we are a passionate bunch but a pain to be around.

I'm assuming the darker the colors, the worse the fans
If that is the case, how is Idaho not pure white? We don't have any sort of professional team for fuck's sake

>alaska

Texas isn't darker because there's Cowboys spics in every state

they are actually having their entire league destroyed by niggers
they are actually capitulating to these chimps instead of just kicking them out of the league
>nfl becomes nothing but whites and samoan mormons that take their 5 kids to the games with them and lead team prayers before hand

problem solved. send these niggers back to liberia.
t. only watched 2 games live this year. everything else I just watch online with zero adds. fuck the nfl. hope they lose their tax exempt status.

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>suddenly everyone is pretending Stoolers are a top 5 team

Leaders in WR Rating

1. Nelson Agholor (149.0)
2. Ted Ginn Jr. (142.1)
3. Stefon Diggs (138.1)
4. Michael Crabtree (125.5)

>Thinking the Sheagles stand a chance
WEW

incorrect, idaho is one of the least populated states
although these maps are pretty shit desu

>1. Nelson Agholor (149.0)
Literally how?
Anyone check his hands for stickum?

>/r/mapsthatareactuallyjustmapsofpopulationdistribution

Ah, comfy season is here.

>You need to download pics to us-

Old trick, too bad it's desk slave only

>talking shit after barely beating the 49ers
W E W
Get ready for the sweep, faggot

He's found his home in the slot

I was just peeved with that spain retard who uses dumb political pics with the "I can't download images" excuse. Plus it's handy for everybody

I didn't say I couldn't, I said that I'm too lazy.

>A team that got refballed to victory against us week 1
>Then got shit on way harder than us by the Chiefs
>Then barely squeaked by the Giants with the luckiest field goal of the year
>Then barely squeaked by the Chargers
>Beat the weakest Arizona team in over a decade
>Got bailed out by refs on Thursday to beat the pretender Panthers
AHAHAHAHAHAHA 38-17 Godskins

The good thing about having a vikings fan GF is that she won't expect a ring any time soon

>>Got bailed out by refs on Thursday to beat the pretender Panthers
You should never give away your bait right at the end

Now you have less excuses bro.
See bro it works the [1] at the end usually signifies a picture posting using that method

There's a lot of ridiculousness with your post, but I think you may have to be checked for brain damage if you think this:
>Got bailed out by refs on Thursday to beat the pretender Panthers

Did you see the game? How did the refs bail out a team when they only penalized the other one time for one yard, and had even initially assumed that Doug would decline that?

R*dsk*ns fans continue to be the saddest fanbase in the NFCE

>responding to obvious b8

>these NFCE arguing over who gets 2nd place


SAD

>Multiple helmet to helmets uncalled
>Eagles lineman brings down Cam
>2 seconds later another eagle drills him in his injured shoulder without a flag
Your tripfag tears will be delicious when We shit down your throats and take the east. He's coming, and don't forget the last time We played in Philthy

Tiki and Old Bay are true heroes if their respective fanbases.

>not letting the windowlicker feel good

>no jordy
>no obj
>no amari cooper

Shit fucking list

t. iki

the nfc east is the california of divisions

Better than every other division?

>Cam "The blitz is coming better toss a short pass to anyone so I don't get hurt and lose my public image and endorsement deals" Newton
>risking injury

ISHYGDTT