Watchmen

How would Marvel have handled this scene?

Marvel didn't publish Watchmen

Does anyone have any orange slices?

I understood that reference!

>everyone launches into a song & dance routine

Right, so how would they have handled it?

>tfw no Squadron Supreme/Supreme Power movie

Probably would've just been Comedian trying to kiss/touch her at most and she slaps him. Rape is too edgy for Marvel.

>he hits on her
>she agrees, but reluctantly
>fades to black with her moaning "oh eddy"
>an hour later when it comes up, she didnt fully agree to it and what she did agree too was under duress, so he raped the shit out of her
>hulk beats him and asks if he likes being abused by a big slab of meat
>winks at the camera
>Canned audio laugh

when will marvel grow up and put some rape kino in their flicks?

Marvel currently publishes Marvel/Miracleman.

Was it rape?

I thought we were talking about watchmen, not whatever that tripe is

first of all take all the lighting and contrast out of the scene, cant have that.

>reprints of a britbong comic
>relevant to MCU discussion

wew

No, it was attempted rape.

Definitely assault though, seeing how he punched her a couple times.

The Comedian is gay and tries to rape Mothman instead.

How would Marvel have handled the worst sex scene in film history?

That "tripe" is one of the things that got Alan Moore the fame and recognition necessary to work on Swamp Thing and do books like Watcmen. It's overall far edgier than anything you'll find in Watchmen, and it's being re-published by current Marvel, all the while Neil Gaiman continues his long belated run on the title.
Both companies have about a similar history with rape as well. In the late 80s to early 00s, rape was how you added "depth" to female Superheroes.

>That "tripe" is one of the things that got Alan Moore the fame and recognition
Yeah, and he didn't deserve it.

>Lad, what if I take this light-hearted Captain Marvel rip-off . . .
>. . . and make him edgy as fuck lol

>implying the music and film didn't go perfectly together

This scene was pure kino.

It's a pretty great title actually. Subversive at a time when things like that didn't exist and doing so with a title most had forgotten and didn't give a rats ass about. It's less about that overall though, and more about exploring scientific and philosophical concepts in the framework of what would happen if what amounts to that story's Dr. Manhattan existed and had to tackle "real world" issues on one hand, and us on a potentially larger scope within the cosmos on the other. It's still some of his best, most underrated work.
Things can be edgy and still mean something beyond cheap thrills in the right hands. In Alan Moore's case, he was delivering what would actually happen if a superbeing punched you with all its might, or what a mentally ill person might do with said powers, and during an era where not a lot of people had thought about it that way.

>Watchmen was created by a British collaboration consisting of writer Alan Moore, artist Dave Gibbons, and colorist John Higgins.

I don't see much change between the two personally. And the current reprints of Miracleman are being handled by an American company, same as with Watchmen.

What THE FUCK were they thinking?