I'm going to Rome this summer. How do I trigger Italians?

I'm going to Rome this summer. How do I trigger Italians?

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Tell them that you like Starbucks and that Italian coffee is not that good. Works everytime

Ask for "Hebrew National Salami." When they say they don't have it, ask "What do you have that's Kosher?"

But be prepared to have a soccer duel.

Insult their masculinity, criticise the mediocrity of their women. Complain about their food. Wear a stars and stripes shirt. Complain about catholicism.

>going to Rome
>expects to trigger people from Rome
Ayyyy , you gonna get bullied son

>Rome
>Italians

Tell them there food tasts like mc donalds.

Complain that the coffy is better at starbucks.

In general just be as american as you can be.

Just play the steriotype card.

Italians are fucking pussies. The women there are like men and the men are preening posturing little faggots.

>american tourists

Tell them that they don't have eggplant genes in them.

This would work pretty well.
Or ask for pineapple pizza, but that would probably result in a "we don't have it sorry" but the pizzaiolo or the waiter will spit on your pizza just for having asked it.

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tell them romanians are the only true romans

you'll only trigger the gypsie thieves and scammers, also those sympathic africans selling you all kind of shit on the street

>Brits complaining about another country's women

>I'm going to Rome
You won't see Italians
Also Rome is awful
Just don't fucking do there
What is wrong with African tourists

Print a white and blue shirt that has "1940 OXI" written on it.

Tel them that Luciano Moggi did nothing wrong. Enjoy.

ask for ketchup on your pizza
-->instant butthurt

tell them that you heard that pizza has been invented in America.

The best way to trigger Europeans in general is to just be as American as possible. Wear a Trump 2016 shirt, talk about how dirty and smelly everything is compared to America (it will be) complain about their shit tier sports and talk about how everything is better in America. Refuse to speak their monkey language and speak only in English. Also, be sure to be very hands on, touchy-feely with their art, to the point that one of the monkeys has to come over and tell you to stop touching the art. They hate that. But it's also what they deserve. Get in that mindset.

>Trump
>american
good goy

Eat pasta with sugar and eat pizza using fork and knife.

Trump is one of the most American men alive.

but that only make us laugh at you.
the only good american tourists are the black babes always asking for pics.
They are hot af pham

I took to doing an over-the-top italian accent and I grew a mustached and gelled my hair back. Asked my girlfriend to refer to me as Giuseppe for the whole trip. We parted ways after the first fight I got into, but I had a good time.

anti globalism is inherently anti american given how you're culturally speaking the most influential country on earth

have fun with your pseudo commie german meme man

Order a cappuccino along with your lunch/dinner and slurp it loudly while eating.

"WOW, THIS WHOLE PLACE IS FILLED WITH JERSEY PEOPLE"

>"THE SITUATION, AM I RITE!?"

Rent a segway and wear an American flag shirt

you can also insult their car/bike brands (Ferrari, Fiat, Alfa Romeo). works especially well if you compare them to superior German cars.

This. Just be yourself m8

Correcting their Italian pronounciation works really well too.

>No no, friend. Brew-Ske-Taaaaa. You must speak Italiano with passion!

Ask where the Romans went.
Ask what year Africa conquered Rome.

>Eat spahetti with fork and knife and with ketchup
>Tell them that China invented Spagthetti
> Christoph Kolumbus dont discoverd america
> Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone not antonio meucci
>Soccer sucks

Ask them where you can get some seedless grapes

what's wrong with that??

You just like our niggers because they are lighter skinned than your women and less hairy

Say Americans are the modern day Romans

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You just don't know Italiano culture. Proper Italians never drink cappuci, milk is not used at all in proper italiano coffee.

>Usa fake 60 % white calling others niggers

just tell them why rome looks like a shit? it looks like mexico. In fact there is more graffiti in the metro in itally than mexico.

I did it once, never knew you weren't supposed to order cappuccino after meals. Fucking waiter laughed at me and said "a macchiato maybe?" little shit why can't I drink whatever I want whenever I want REEEE

Go through Lazio and sing bella ciao.

No , to be honest they are nicer and funnier than the average american girl tourist and also black meat is k once in a while.
You should try it to aswell pham

No , to be honest they are nicer and funnier than the average american girl tourist and also black meat is k once in a while.
You should try it too pham

Hello Hans. Enjoying the Ravenna camping site by the sea?

Be black

Pineapple on pizza

Just FYI, it's pronounced "raff-ien-naa".

An espresso in the evening

be fat and obnoxious i.e just be urself

i lived in italy for a year

say you prefer (x) food

or say you didn't like rome

See my post -》Cunt.

Go to Napoli and be a burger.

No one likes Rome here so he'd be just fine saying that

>never knew you weren't supposed to order cappuccino after meals
Actually you're not supposed to order cappuccino after 10am. Cappuccino is strictly breakfast only

Oh that's good. I'll work this into conversation somehow

Thank them as an American for their efforts in WWII.

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>I'm going to Rome this summer. How do I trigger Italians?
Go to restaurants and order in Spanish.
When they say they don't understand, switch to French.

Just be yourself.

I really want pineapple pizza.

What if I ask for a macchiato allungato di latte then

>visit a country
>ask for the best way to acting like a douche in that country
whoao, you truly deserve the Ameretard title

also, please don't come, you're not welcome

An italian girl from Rome was pretty triggered when I didn't know what the "fontana di trevi" was.
so ignorance seems to work.

if america was subject to true globalist forces we wouldn't be around any more

our trade deals are the only thing keeping us relevant and that is backed up by the belief in our government, our relationships and our military spending

You Nihons eat narwahl nutsack so not surprised.

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>I'm going to Rome this summer. How do I trigger Italians?

answer every question with "tutti fruity" --

how are you?
what would you like to order?
Is this our train?
Do you have change?

no matter what they say, just reply with tutti fruity.

This is why I continue to visit countries like Italy and France. I know the locals hate it. If they were less salty I'd just be shitting in pools in Bali, but nothing beats European salt.

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I dont get this
You think you are superior and funny but everyone else thinks you are fucking stupid, it's like Sup Forums irl

I pictured a dude being talked to n italian and just replying very cheerfully

>Tutti fruity

Kekked heartily user, thank you

I honestly don't see how that's supposed to be triggering. It would just make you look like a complete retard.

Try with a caffèlatte

Underrated

Call them the Backward Irish.

how did you enjoy your stay sir?
what was you favourite thing here?

answer: era tutti fruity

You will be looked at and judged cause drinking anything with large quantities of hot milk after a meal is objectively fucking disgusting. Enjoy your acid stomach.

>I dont get this

I know you don't. I'll be back to visit next year. Going to lecture locals on italian food and maybe get into a punch up.

This, I can't stop laughing

>mfw I can drink cappuccino whenever I want because I'm the bartender

Yeah that would be good for a laugh

milk is basic you dipshit

Holy fuck why is that funny I can't stop laughing at it

It's a fucking coffee, how much milk can you fit in a coffee cup?
Also if you have problem digesting any amount of milk you are literally not white, go back to africa

Is like me travelling to australia in a kangaroo dress and talking weird and saying my name is cuckrodile dundee or something like that.
It would be retard af

Show them the "sign of the horns" gesture

It quite literally means "you're a cuckold" in Italy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sign_of_the_horns#Offensive_gesture

>our niggers are better than your niggers!

Shitpost from the Vatican senpai.

quirky lass

>Actually you're not supposed to order cappuccino after 10am.
>I did it once, never knew you weren't supposed to order cappuccino after meals.


I've heard these memes before... Why do you have such silly 'rules' concerning hot drinks? People in the Netherlands drink coffee like Nordics do (meaning everywhere and all the time, basically) and whether or not we drink it with cream/milk and/or sugar is a matter of personal preference. I usually go for cappuchino because I like lotsa cream lotsa sugar and I'm not insecure about that.

Are Italians really afraid of what other people will think of their hot drink?

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wtf? it means "bad luck go away" my nigga

he wants to trigger us, not be beaten to death.
Thats quite dangerous ye know.

>Rothberg

another one of my favourites, if the first thing gets old, is demand directions to cross the Rubicon? also ask: if it is muddy or not? and if Cesar is still there?

I think they use Italian infrastructure, so it would still be Italy.
We'll never know if the pope posts here.

I'm not the pope, btw.

What's wrong with pineapple pizza?