ITT: Post you favourite club without actually posting it

ITT: Post you favourite club without actually posting it

Arsenal?

Alright, here's mine

portsmouth

Got it in one lad

I can't believe it

...'s not butter?

Partizan?

Liverpool?

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This one is definitely Arsenal.

What's a Browns fan doing in cuckland?
Well no, I suppose I know already.

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not boca

is that besiktas?

ayyy

Lazio

Nope, eternal means my whole life. Arsenal have actually won something worth shit the past 25 years

The only Swedish team I know is Malmo

France NT

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It's not a Swedish team
kek

Well then it could be literally anybody

How about Liverpool, they've been in eternal darkness for the last 25 years

Well it is a lion and the shield says Lyon, so I'm going to say... Saint-Étienne?

They've won the Champions League and a ton of cups though

It's a London team

Brentford?

aston niggas

fuck you london team
im actually confused who it could be

chelsea?

Come on...Eternal fucking losers. Never win shit, even though it always feels like it's our turn

based lionbro

you?

liverpool? but they're not from london
tottenham has never won a cl so it can't be them

Fulham? They're perennially shit.

Or perhaps Tottenham, but then how could you be down in the dumps if it's Tottenham? They've done so well the last few seasons, riding higher than they've done for ages.

If it's neither of them then it must be someone more obscure. Palace? They've done alright recently though, e.g. the cup final, and it's not like they're a team you'd expect to be winning titles.

Bingo. It's Tottenham. No league title since 1960–61, and only one ''major'' trophy the last 30 years. We had on é chance to win the league and then fucking Leicester won it. Won't come another chance like that for the next 20-30 years.

Galatasaray

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bingo

You did even BETTER last year by coming second

Your team just drew with Real Madrid and you're top of your CL group I believe

Your team is looking in its strongest form in nearly three decades

You've had a strong start again this season

Pochettino is clearly a great manager and you've got a great team assembled

Tottenham are probably the most exciting team in the PL at the moment I think

Surely this is the most golden time to be a Spurs fan for donkey's years? Fine, they didn't win the league, but still

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colo colo

>Surely this is the most golden time to be a Spurs fan for donkey's years?
Yes, but that's the thing. We have a great team and a great manager and are playing great football, but we still won't win anything because Shitty have spent billions on new players. And who knows which players will leave if we don't win the league title this year.

Let's be honest, if you want to win the league in England these days you need a ton of financial investment. You need to have the same amount of financial resources as the top teams.

So if Spurs really wanted to win the league, they would need the same level of investment.

If the manage to win it anyway, without that investment, then they'd be doing very well. I hope they do. But like I say, these days you basically need to stump up as much cash as the big clubs do, and if you can't do that, then sorry you're probably not going to win, and that's just how it is.

Anyway why do you follow Spurs of all teams?

Clue #1

sutton

No, but completely understand how you'd think that

Clue #2

Sorry I don't know any Canadian teams, or any Canadian cultural references beyond maple syrup and mooses

So I'm going to guess Toronto FC because it's the only Canadian team I know

boo fucking hoo

Newcastle

It's an English club, I do live in Toronto now but they're not my home club.

No

Clue #3

If no one gets this I'll just make it easy to finish it...

winner

Luis Suarez?

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wigan?

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i don't understand, what does Flanders have to do with Brazilian football?

Netherlands?
England?
Arsenal?
Liverpool?

Deep Dark FC (Fanta C)

slipperpoo

that would be this

Fucking easy.