no finns allowed -edition
/hoc/
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good thread
Finland is actually pretty nice, all things considered. I like the Moomins.
Reminder to NEVER reply to these """"people""""
>Tripfags
>Grease
>Armenia
>South Americans
>Aussies
>Western Europeons
Moomins are Swedish
Can we all just try to get along this thread?
aussies are okay desu
everything else i agree with
You have gout
first for fasty skate man
>all these haters on based white anaheim
I thought Tove Jansson was a Fennoswede?
>imagine a Penguins' home game
>lights go dim as the introduction of the home team is about to begin
>"Welcome to the PPG Paints Arena ladies and gentlemen, where the Pittsburgh Penguins will face the Chicago Blackhawks."
>americans clap
>"With the number 59, Jake Guentzel!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 62, Carl Hagelin!"
>crowd cheers
>>"With the number 71, assistant captain Evgeni Malkin!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 43, Connor Sheary!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 45, John Archibald!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 72, Patriiiiic Hornquist!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 34, Tom Kuhnhackl!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 75, Ryan Reaves!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 37, Carteeeer Rowney!"
>crowd cheers
>meanwhile players start circling the center ice and striding
>spotlights dance around the surface of the rink
>"With the number 17, Bryaaaan Rust!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 23, Scott Wilsooon!"
>crowd cheers, but the noise is toning down somewhat
>"With the number 58, Chriiiis Letaaaang!"
>cheers
>"With the number 87, 3 times Hart Trophy winner, and 3 times concussion survivor, your captain, Sydneyyyyy Crosbyyyy!"
>crowd cheers, the morale has picked up a little
>"With the number 33, Greg McKegg!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 4, Justin Schultz!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 28, Ian Cole!"
>crowd cheers
>a pause follows the presentation by the announcer
>crowd noise is the only think audible
German Avsbro is pretty cool but that's technically central Europe
>"And now..."
>suddenly an uplifting guitar riff is start playing from the speakers
>crowd noise is spiking
>WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
>"...from the steppes of Madison, Wisconsin..."
>crowd noise is at its peak, photography lights start flashing
>YOU GOTTA TAKE A STAND IT DON'T HELP TO HIDE
>"...weighing 202 pounds without his left nut..."
>banging noises are accompanying the frenetic screams of the crowd; it is clear that people are no longer seated and obects are thrashed against the seats to deliberately produce noise
>IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS, THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
>"...standing at 6 feet tall..."
>flares make their appearance, the security personnel is wading through the sea of bodies
>"With the number 81...PHIL.."
>I GOTTA BE A MAN
>"...THE THRILL"
>I CAN'T LET IT SLIDE
>"KESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL"
>I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
>pyrotechnics explode in a row as Phil glides past them, approaching the glass where the fans are stacked upon one another in a visibly dangerous display of religious loyalty to their idol
get the fuck out of my thread I SAID NO FINNS
add finns
Finns are cool
>when your team loses and Jim Lahey dies on the same day
>still can't provide evidence
>ducks fans
>white
>t. José from Anaheim
Pens desu
I like you funland. You make hockey fun to watch, this board a bit more tolerable, and my peepee turn to like rocks.
fuck hockey fuck white people fuck sunbelt and fuck trump
Brutal. I don't drink, but I'm pouring out the liquor for him.
me too, I am as well a good contributor
Look at all the jelous tears
The shitcaskets come for us all Bobandy
>reddit park boys
go back
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Is this the white Anaheimian I've been told about?
Post more Markus.
>leafs
>rags
Female officials in the NHL when?
threadly reminder
fuck off
When they can skate better than a varsity or Jr.B player.
Basically never
is canada white?
dont you mean frig off?
le fat hamburger prostitute xDDDD
go back
Sweet Jesus how does she run with those things
Mostly
That's right you tell him
>knowing what TV shows r*ddit likes
I think we know who needs to go back, fag
I'm going to pay you $100 to fuck off.
I don’t remember allowing Finland to make new threads
literaally all of r/videos right now is about that reddit actor
go back
pens rangers
I wouldn't know, and don't care, what's on r/videos
where's the trawna thread?
There's this invention called a sports bra
Pens, Rags, and Ducks are evil teams
post some memes friends!
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>pens
Yes
>rags
No. We just like bullying them
>ducks
Spics aren't evil.
meme on them haters
I just made this. What do you think?
Not a big fan sorry
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American cuisine?
where were you when pleky was GOAT
I ain't never seen no twizzler like that before
How is it that players who leave the Leafs usually perform better after they leave Toronto?
Toronto is cursed grounds.
rev up those >rags lads
I don't believe you
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lots of softfags cant handle playing in the fishbowl of montreal or toronto.
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
THE BILL POSTING AND >rags POSTING WILL NOT END
Players that leave Montreal tend to have very succesful carreers
>Patrick Roy
:(
Montreal almost forced out Price too. Why do you guys make it so hard for players to want to play in Canada?
BOLTS @ DEVILS
CANTPUCKS @ SUPER NINTENDOS
Leafs @ Capitals
its called passion
>watching this game
wheres kippers?
Pressure:
>Francophone media
>Anglophone media
>die-hard fans
>casual fans
>/hoc/ faggots
everyone expects the teamto win the stanley cup every year.
If a player has a bad game or two, millions of people are publicly asking for his head.
If a player has 2-3 good games, we expect him to score 60+ goals, or else we ask for his head.
Fans are simply delusionnal, I'll be happy if we make the playoffs this year...
This is why we can't have nice things.
I forgot: cocaine. gohabsgo.com
>Journalist Ian Halperin who is known for his investigations into drugs in the NHL who dropped a bomb on the microphone of Dany Houle on CHOI Radio X saying that a minimum of 11 Canadiens players were consuming cocaine last year.
wow super glad you posted the link so many times I missed it the first few
How fucking new are you?
Fuck off newfag. We're full.
It's mostly a Quebec thing
t. phoneposter
t. phone poster
nothing wrong with phones
Finally got to picking up my Jagr jersey today.
Also
>rags
its nice to see someone is looking out for hiromoot's bottom line
all those extra hotlinks cost money you know
Wouldn't it be the other way around? Easier to notice a new post is a separate thread on phone than on a computer.
>Capitals
>no fans
>no cups
>no future
which flames team did you go with Seattle or Houston?
>brendan burke
i thought this literal homo died years ago
HAGS!
>rags
It's 4:30 dude. She's probably putting around in traffic
>she
>putting out in traffic
it only takes like 20 minutes to get from downtown hongcouver to the peoples republic of richmond tho
she has a feminine benis
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Circle where the heroin is
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>grease containment thread
No thanks
Look for him in the circle guys