LA Dodgers @ Chicago Cubs Game 3 NLCS Pregame/Gamethread #1

>Dodgers are up two to zero in the series
>Cubs are shaking up the lineup by taking Baez out, and having Zobrist start at second.
>The Cub's batting line up has gone through a blender in hopes of getting them hot after being anemic in both the NLDS and the first two games of the NLCS.
>Scientific studies have shows that lack of Cubs anime posting could be one of the chief causes for the Cubs' sluggish offense.

LA Dodgers
1. Chris Taylor (R) SS
2. Cody Bellinger (L) 1B
3. Justin Turner (R) 3B
4. Yasiel Puig (R) RF
5. Andre Ethier (L) LF
6. Chase Utley (L) 2B
7. Austin Barnes (R) C
8. Joc Pederson (L) CF
9. Yu Darvish (R) P

World Champion Chicago Cubs
1. Ben Zobrist (S) 2B
2. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
3. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
4. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
5. Willson Contreras (R) C
6. Jon Jay (L) CF
7. Addison Russell (R) SS
8. Jason Heyward (L) RF
9. Kyle Hendricks (R) P

>tfw no seager til the eries

The Theoretician

I've got some bad news for you...

tinder thot bump

That tranny has a lot of ink

The Cubs can't come back from a 2 game deficit in a playoff series, it just doesn't happen.

Last World Series, m8. But I agree that there's no coming back in this series against the Doyes.

>3-1
The counter attack begins tonight.

DOYERS BTFO

what, will they have to win it without him?

>Astros Doylers Worlds Eries
>Game 7
>Astro walk off
>Game 7

HELP ACTIVATE HIS

MOST POWERFUL

BROS
SEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH
\o/

The entire doyers pitching staff could be gunned down on the way to the park by a roving pack of southside niggers....

>tfw Ether's back

THE CUBS ARE NOT FLUBS

Schwarber is going to go deep tonight. I feel it in my bones.

Cubs getting swept

Cubs will win!

Anyone know how to live stream the game for free ?

yeah

>tinder thot bump

Is that Anthony Recker's ass on her chest?

>Last World Series, m8.
Are you retarded? That's obviously exactly what he was referencing.

Dodders sleep tonight. Kershaw wins it with a walk off slammie to ice it in the 14th.

>LASTros

contreras dinger tonight

Dodgers sweep tonight. Kershaw hits a pinch-hit slammie to ice it in the 14th.

The Cubs bullpen might be shitty, but at least they didn't collapse and choke a large lead like that.

You mean white sox fans? We want the cubs to lose.

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Leave the cusbs to me

>posting meaningless hits

>Joc starting

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

guys what is camping world? is it huge in the US?

>Not appreciating the schwarb leap

Because there hasn't really been a large lead to choke.

HAHA TIME FOR DODGERS

never heard of it. probably an REI clone.

>implying cubes fans didn't lose their shit over the batflips that night

Thanks for reminding me our offense is dead tramp stamp Columbia.

#ITFDB

Dodgers will win game 3. If I'm wrong I will listen to the Little Einsteins Theme song on repeat during my 6 hour civ session tomorrow. Results from my other times doing this:

Harper not hitting a home run in game 5 resulted me in listening to the barney theme song.

Yankees winning game 3 resulted in me not listening to the teletubbies theme song on repeat.

nice blog

goddamn I always forget just how hideous wrigley is in every aspect
somehow even homeplate looks like shit

the lighting at Wrigley is so bad

its super comfy irl and you can drink anywhere within the block of the stadium

unironically the first time ive ever seen that pitch not called a strike on turner to end the inning

Maddon runs a tight ship when it comes to shit like retaliation against showboating or players being assholes. The last time the Cubs intentionally threw at any batters was against the Tardinals 3 years ago when they decided to target Rizzo.
>We don't start stuff, but we will end it.

As much as it would be fun to see someone like Baez or Russel sock a Doyler in face like Odor did, it won't happen because that's not how the Cubs operate.

Maybe you shouldn't be watching it on a phone then if you can't appreciate the architect.

>people wearing jackets

goddamn pussies, the weather is perfect, do they not expect to be cheering the entirety of the game??

>ball boys in shitcago
>not cute ball girls

shitcago confirmed shit and gay

he had an excellent read on that ball

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ha what a nigger

Puig is such a dumb nig

The everything at Wrigley is bad. Its a dump of a stadium that people only like cause of weeds on the walls and an old scoreboard that has no purpose anymore.

its the fucking dodgers baby

>sexualizing baseball
Isn’t baseball supposed to be what you think of when you don’t want an erection?

LOL EAT SHIT PUIG YOU FUCKIN NIGGER

FUCK THE DOYERS

HendricKs!

>Pooeeg

>dat bat flip

>flips bat
>strikes out

Awoo is not a dodgers fan. Fuck you.

not to weaboo la fans who watch the games for underage girls instead of the sport itself

>Guy hugs wife after the strikeout like they won the title
Damn dude will prob kill himself on screen if Cubs lose.

>hitting a homer is not erection-inducing
you gay son

To be fair, wrigleyville is indeed known as "boystown," the gay center of Chicago.
The more you know...

excuse me but i beg to differ.

That's normal. What's good in Chicongo, anyway?

he's probably drunk off old style and excited to be there

Darvish? Fuck yeah

>This much butthurt over a superior stadium that has stood for over a century.
Do you seriously think that mini mall you call a stadium in LA is not a tire fire?

Tramp stamp? It's a Turkish man.

beefs

ah well that explains it. thanks for the clarification.

> getting hard over a dinger
You watching the wrong league user.

its obvious that youre a single dude posting your anime, its sad and youre might as well trip so i can filter you out

Didn't a Houston fan do that in NY today?

>Puig nearly hit one out
He's on tonight, the BP just proves it further

you sure?

sam ryan is a beat up old hag

The pizza

Chase fucking Utley

BASED FAT MAN

SCHWABR'D

Pizza
Hotdogs
Shootings

Give me the quick rundown on Anthony Recker

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fcuck the csbusb (cucks)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


WOWWWWWWW

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Do you ever see the same fans behind home plate in MLB games? I've seen this kid and his dad in 2015, 2016, and the current game.

>nip """"""""pitching""""""""

DOINGER

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SCHWARBER

GET FUCKED DOYERS

milfs are best

>Darvish

Will people finally realize he's washed up?

THIS JAP PITCHER IS GREAT. KEK.

RICH ASSHOLES GET OUT

you can take the pitcher out of the >rags but you cant take the >rags out of the pitcher

LEL

GG HUGH DARWISH