Why didn't Kevin just call the cops?

Why didn't Kevin just call the cops?

He did.

>be american
>call cops

literally asking for it

Was that buzz?

he did. They didn't believe him since he was only like 8

got a shot off. based random fatfuck

Why did the telephone operator even complete his call if he was underage?

>8 year olds don't hace the right to call in crimes
Wow. What a shitty place to live.

Why would she believe him since his voice was only like 8?

He was afraid they would arrest him for shoplifting.

It doesn't matter if anyone believes him. They investigate regardless. It was a silly feel good movie but in real life, Kevin would be raped and murdered if some cunt went "lol I don't believe u"

Fucking wake up

Why would an 8yo boy even be caught up in crime?

I dunno why would anyone break into anywhere?

Cops were in on it, remember?. The cops were behind it all. Joe Pesci at the beginning was a cop.

There was a deleted scene where they were in on it with the thieves.

To molest Kevin.

Michael Jackson would have done it.

Cause he's a psychopath who loves to torture

Slander. Michael built homes of joy not break into them.

>Why didn't Kevin just call the cops?

Films liberals will never understand?

because he didn't want to rat his parents out

Why didn't Kevin just text his parents?

>Home Alone 1 and 2
>a pair of wacky burglars who leave the water running as a calling card

>Home Alone 3
>"Petr Beaupre, Alice Ribbons, Burton Jernigan, and Earl Unger, four internationally wanted hitmen working for a North Korean terrorist organization, have stolen a $10 million missile-cloaking computer chip"

What did they mean by this?

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