Can any Russians translate this?

Can any Russians translate this?

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Those aliums have Russian like graves

Please. This is really bothering my girlfriend and she won't stop putting Russian characters together until she has her answer

holy shit, this has to be the most fucking baffling image I have ever seen in my life. Usually you can understand what these are about with just the images but I'm stumped here!

I really really really hate this image

-Do you think people are ready to meet us yet?
-Lets try their drinks

Damn what a liquid(I have no clue what this liquid is)

Result: three dead aliens

I have no clue what this is about

>you will never be a frenchman trying to understand bizerre memes with his girlfriend

Why even live?

>russian """"""""""""humor""""""""""""

So they ate a jellyfish think it was vodka?

What is jija though? I thought you don't have the letter J

Jija - "жижa" - is one of the ways of saying "liquid".
Жижa also happens to be the thing that vapers pour into their electronic cigarettes.

This is now a Russian humor thread. Post your best Russian humor

Russian memes are excellent though

>jellyfish
I thought it was a fake titty.

???

Still doesn't make sense. Maybe it's some very specialized meme from ayy lmao community?

Shocking! Putin is preparing to do an unexpected move! Nobody thought this (Bob Page) would be his successor.

I think it's just a bizarre meme that is supposed to be funny because of how random it is.

I know a small russian from Irkutsk who uses smaller spoons to fit her mouth

I like Russia
I would like to extend a defensive alliance to just the two of our countries

That's pretty good

I need to see more of these.

More Deus Ex memes?

Is Deus Ex like a big thing in Russia? wtf
Any weird Russian memes you have are fine, I like to see what your cultural priorities are. I think it's interesting that you guys make fun of the slavsquat too

>Is Deus Ex like a big thing in Russia
It isn't.
>Any weird Russian memes you have are fine,
Sure, I'll dump some stuff

The sentence on the bottom of the picture can be translated as "I'm rap and there is no other rap". I have no clue what that means.

Is this a Signs reference???

"Made in USSR. Highest quality standart"

That's exactly what I thought

146% real no photoshop

Putin and Navalny

Navalny eating cheap noodles is a new meme in Russia

This is fucking gold, dude

Meme combo

You guys are on another plane of humor

We're hitting levels of mysterious slavic soul that shouldn't even be possible

Is there one with him and Zhdun

youtube.com/watch?v=BHakm25yMZo

That's pretty obvious, I was able to figure that out immediately without having seen the movie or speaking russian.

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'What is my portrait doing on this shop window?' - Steve Jobs

>no "caviar and mayyonez" flavored one

>I can see through you!
>Zhora, I am really getting tired of your puns

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>Hey Putin, what's the difference between russian and pizza ?
>Don't know, what?
>Pizza can feed a family

It's a World of Wars (TOm Cruise) reference. The Aliens are wiping out the humans, but they succumb to the rain

Why is a tiger saying this?

Tigers are almost extinct and under government protection. If it were said by a human Putin could have him killed.

Don't know
>Blyat, WTF are you doing?! Take the orange off!

>Don't know
I'm guess that would be your answer if I asked you what was with the orange.

Majority of russian memes have random element.
You just don't ask why, it is the way things are, really.

This thread is top-tier autism, bravo.

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Post more autistic russian menes

>You just don't ask why, it is the way things are, really.
I feel like this is a common theme in Russia.

How about some modern Russian literature?

"Russian Kaiser: In the whirlwind of time"

"London must be destroyed - Russian landing in England"

"General Daredevil" fighting against the British in the Boer wars.

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When will you liberate Germany again?

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Soon

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>You are an asshole
>Book with "asshole" repeating over and over
>EGE (Russian school final exams)
>Q: Who are you?
>A: An asshole
>While presenting his diploma work: "I am an asshole."
>Asshole award ceremony
>Asshole diploma

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based Russia

>Oh no!
>The meeting is cancelled?
>I assume I'll have to stay home
>thank god

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Чтo pyccкoмy хopoшo, тo нeмцy cмepть! That's what it is about.

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"A courteous japanese cat gently touched a small cherry with her paw"

>This terrifyingly LONG CHICKEN makes long eggs

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why are russian memes so good?
pic is g*rman ""humour""

>Vladimir:
-Why we have only surface-to-air missiles? When nation of fire starts war, we would need all four elements!
Dmitrii:
-Vladimir Vladimirovich, please stop watch anime at nights
Vladimir:
-Who said that I don't watch it at daytime?

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I like these

- I wil it ur branz ^ ^
- trable! trable!

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>How to use a wheelchair
>Step-by-step manual

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>Careful, there's a tram around the corner

"pls not slytherin"
"tomsk tractor engine specialised state college"

- We die virgins, Sam.
- No, not me.

>After the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend

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Good bye, baby.

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